So get out of my spotlight and step away from my Kashi sponsored snack table!
Oooo! Girl is pissed! Clay is spewing venom at the new reigning queen that took second place on American Idol.
Clay Aiken miraculously still has a fan base and charges them $29.95 a year to be a fan and gain access to his goodies on ClayOnline.com. Someone who was willing to shill out perfectly good money on this stupidity passed along Aiken’s response to: “What did you think of American Idol this year.” He went on a 5 paragraph rant stating that he only watches one episode a year just to “see what the set looks like.” Then he attacked the new loveable Glamberace.
“This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing “Ring of Fire” and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him. Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it.”
Meow. Kitty has claws. I put the entire rant after the cut due to the fact it is a bit long and doesn’t have the same effect without Clay’s twang and a few head bobs complete with snaps. So put your imagination caps on circa kindergarten and picture him dictating to one of his minions while he tried on garb from Men’s Warehouse and statement-making hats.