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More details have surfaced after the news of Amy Winehouse’s death. The ‘Rehab’ singer was found dead in her house in London on Saturday.
Amy had been living with several health issues and was often described as “frail” by friends and family. Most immediately assume her drug and alcohol problem finally claimed her life, but police have confirmed that no drugs were found in her home. The cause of death is still a mystery. Amy visited her doctor, who gave her an “all clear,” on Friday.
So 90% of Hollywood is running around with coke up their nose, as they shoot heroin into their eyeballs and smell like pot. (Click HERE to see where Paris Hilton hides her cocaine stash.) So it’s no surprise when T.I. and his new wife, Tameka Cottle, were arrested for possession of controlled substances. Cops pulled over the couple on Sunset Boulevard just after 10 PM last night. They smelled pot and started searching for drugs and found more than they bargained for.
“When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.”
They were released around 4:00 AM this morning after posting a $10,000 bail.
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Paris Hilton tried to hide her coke stash in her vagina according to Ian Halperin’s website IUC.
“A longtime pal of drug felony charged accused the spoiled wildchild of using her vagina as a hiding place for her stash. “That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.”
The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”
Correct me if I am wrong, but didn’t she drop the coke? Not so cat-like. If it is true,she better find a new hiding place otherwise Lindsay Lohan is going to be crawling up there.
Paris Hilton has been arrested in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Apparently she was strolling with some friends when the decided it would be super fun to roll around Vegas like Cheech and Chong. Police pulled over a car hauling Hilton around on Friday night after noticing a “smoke trail.” As her friend rolled down the window to ask “what *cough* seems to be the *giggles* problem *giggle/cough* officer?” the officer smelled the weed emanating from the car.
“The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11:30 p.m. MDT Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he told The Associated Press. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,” Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found.”
Paris handed over a stack of cash and was out of the clink before dawn. She may be a window lick away from being legally retarded but nothing keeps this ho down. This follows a debacle in which a crazed motherfella who was packing two knives tried to break into her home. (Click HERE to read about the Paris Hilton murder attempt…)
UPDATE: Paris Hilton is using the ol’ “it wasn’t mine” defense. She has hired David Chesnoff to defend her charges of being a cokewhore. In case you are keeping score, this is the 137th time she has used the “it’s not my (insert drug, animal, mineral, Valtrex prescription here)” defense.
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A disgruntled former employee from the set of ‘House’ is claiming that after refusing to take part in drunken debauchery on set, he was fired. The former assistant prop master, Carl Jones, filed papers in L.A. County Superior Court citing the cast and crew of the doctor drama engaged in drugs, alcohol, strippers and sexual conduct in a trailer.
“(The) degenerate conduct (included) visits to strip bars, participation in getting drunk, stoned or intoxicated on cocaine, to participate in sexual conduct at the trailer, and other dangerous conduct.” Jones also claims he saw his supervisors get drunk on tequila and engage in “throwing a knife at a target on set.”
Jones goes on to claim that the supervisors on set were the worst when it came to the misconduct.
“Jones claims the supervisors would often refer to him — and other employees — as “fags, p**sies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots.” Jones also claims one of his supervisors brought a gun to the set “several times” … but it gets even crazier. In the docs, Jones claims he watched his supervisors get drunk on tequila and engage in “throwing a knife at a target on set.”
He wants nearly $1,000,000 in damages.
Lindsay Lohan gave video proof that she is piñata full crap. One whack at her and you’ll have an explosion of PR/lawyer induced verbal diarrhea.
After “getting stuck” in Cannes instead of showing up at court because a wild snorlax “stole” her passport, a photo of Lindsay Lohan posing with some French dumpster orphans and coke went viral across the net (click HERE for those Lindsay Lohan pics). Of course, someone pointed a camera at her and asked if she was set up.
In case you don’t want to subject yourself to 5 minutes of the sound of lies hitting the floor here is a rundown…
“I was walking back to my room with a few of my friends after doing press for a movie which why I was in Cannes for in the first place called Inferno. I was with some of the producers that I work with. They went back into the room with the director as well. I stopped because someone came out of the room and said ‘could you just take a picture with me really quickly.’ So I went into the room and took a picture and left the room. I wasn’t looking around the room; I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan.”
Where do I begin? I think we all know that Lohan can spot a line of blow from 50 paces and being she has the world’s hungriest nose, she probably smelled them from the street like some sort of drug sniffing firecrotched shepherd. Secondly, who uses a hotel bed for a picture background other than someone auditioning for “Rock of Love” and finally….she has fans?
I am distracted by the fact the interviewer sounds like he should be on Ghost Hunters and Lohan is so obviously rehearsing that pile of shiz for a judge. The only person that cans save her now is Judge Judy. Give her 10 minutes and a doily embellished judicial robe and Lohan will have a trip to rehab and will be apologizing for that crap film, “Labor Pains.”
The rest of the “interview” she claimed she wasn’t taking any drugs, doesn’t deserve jail time/another rehab stint, and wasn’t falling down drunk in Cannes despite partying on boats (click HERE for those photos). Lohan also claims she has been compliant to all of the courts orders. Also BS. She only completed 10 of the required 13 alcohol education classes and has missed several depositions.
Lindsay is due in court today. Bitch better bring some cookies for the judge and put on her super sorry face.
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Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.
Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.
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What the hell Marissa Cooper! At first I thought this was some random plebeian from People of Wal-Mart. Nope. It’s Mischa Barton which begs the question- What in the hell happened to this poor child? This is what we should be showing children to make them fear recreational drugs. Nose candy will rot your brain and make you think yellow high-waisted skinny jeans are socially acceptable. The fact that they are two sizes too small gives me a case of the sads.
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Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)
After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)
Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.
Via SF Gate:
“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.
“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”
I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”
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I love The Sun and how deliciously Euro-tastic it is. It has a respectability in an Us Weekly way and Lindsay Lohan was ready to try and convince us all that she has hit rock bottom and is clawing her way back up again. The way to do that is selling her story to The Sun. Coke doesn’t grow on trees you know.
She sold them a Maury worthy story full of fictitious ramblings that tried to point the finger at her dad. Which I should mention Mikey Lohan being a complete failing famewhore is about the only aspect of these quotes I believe.
Lindsay Talking About Rehab (In Her Genius Attempt to Find an Untapped Ambien Source) –
“I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month? I’m around bad people and I need to take care of myself’. I was terrified, so I put myself in.”On How She Wants to Teach Others (To Do What Exactly?) –
“Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that’s what I will continue to do. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them – that has probably saved my life.”Lilo’s Dad is Emperor of the Douches –
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”Lindsay on How It Was OK That She Was Partying in London Last Weekend, Got Trashed, Danced on Tables, Threw Cigarettes at Waitresses and Got Locked Of Her Hotel and Beat on the Door at 4 AM Until They Let Her In (Photos HERE) –
“I’m allowed to drink now but I know my limits. There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like s*** in the morning. I’ve now learned my boundaries and I’ve been very good with cleaning house with people who I know didn’t have my best intentions at heart. A lot of people in LA are very self destructive. Partying so hard simply isn’t worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it’s wonderful.”
What they hell kind of sobering program gives you the “OK” to go out and drink? It’s like telling the contestants on Biggest Looser they can go Golden Corral Buffet everyday as long as the pinky swear not to eat anything with trans fat.
Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
