Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is Like a Vacation

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Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)

After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)

Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.

Via SF Gate:

“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.

“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”

I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”

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Lindsay Lohan is Lie Telling

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I love The Sun and how deliciously Euro-tastic it is. It has a respectability in an Us Weekly way and Lindsay Lohan was ready to try and convince us all that she has hit rock bottom and is clawing her way back up again. The way to do that is selling her story to The Sun. Coke doesn’t grow on trees you know.

She sold them a Maury worthy story full of fictitious ramblings that tried to point the finger at her dad. Which I should mention Mikey Lohan being a complete failing famewhore is about the only aspect of these quotes I believe.

Lindsay Talking About Rehab (In Her Genius Attempt to Find an Untapped Ambien Source)
“I went to rehab three times. The first time I checked myself in because I had taken Ambien. It’s a sleeping aid but it makes you hallucinate. I’d run a bath and fallen asleep on the floor and the bath had overflowed. When I woke up I was so scared, I called my therapist and said, ‘Can I just go somewhere for a month? I’m around bad people and I need to take care of myself’. I was terrified, so I put myself in.”

On How She Wants to Teach Others (To Do What Exactly?)
“Mind-altering substances are so dangerous. If I can teach others, especially teens, by sharing my experiences, then that’s what I will continue to do. I’ve made some dreadful mistakes but learned from them – that has probably saved my life.”

Lilo’s Dad is Emperor of the Douches
“When my father was going public, that’s when I hit rock bottom. I abused substances too much and it wasn’t the answer to my problems. People need to know that. I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances. Now I’m in a place where I don’t need to use anything and I can feel emotions because I choose to. I learnt from my mistakes and I’m now healthy and happier. I never want to be close to losing everything I worked for and aspired to have my whole life.”

Lindsay on How It Was OK That She Was Partying in London Last Weekend, Got Trashed, Danced on Tables, Threw Cigarettes at Waitresses and Got Locked Of Her Hotel and Beat on the Door at 4 AM Until They Let Her In (Photos HERE) –
“I’m allowed to drink now but I know my limits. There are certain situations where I have obligations. There’s no reason to (drink) because I don’t want to feel like s*** in the morning. I’ve now learned my boundaries and I’ve been very good with cleaning house with people who I know didn’t have my best intentions at heart. A lot of people in LA are very self destructive. Partying so hard simply isn’t worth it. Life is worth living and there is so much to do and experience, it’s wonderful.”

What they hell kind of sobering program gives you the “OK” to go out and drink? It’s like telling the contestants on Biggest Looser they can go Golden Corral Buffet everyday as long as the pinky swear not to eat anything with trans fat.

CNN Bans Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin managed to land a gig co-hosting CNN’s New Year’s Eve special with Anderson Cooper, and after a couple of risky comments and dropping the ‘F-bomb’, its a safe bet to say she won’t be asked to co-host again. Infact, its a sure bet – CNN has banned her.

Per PopEater:

“She was a total embarrassment to the network that calls themselves ‘The Most Trusted Name in News.’ Even Anderson (Cooper, her co-host) thinks it’s time to say goodbye to Kathy,” a CNN insider tells me.

Griffin’s potty-mouthed New Year’s Eve shenanigans included asking for a “bump” of cocaine, theorizing on Anderson Cooper’s pleasuring habits in front of a mirror and asking if he has a ‘safe’ word, and referring to Balloon Boy, Falcon Heene, as “F*****g Heene.” Cooper, like the true newsman he is, just shakes his head and offers a small, embarrassed laugh, and calls her “terrible” before carrying on with the broadcast. CNN quickly issued a statement on Griffin’s behalf, apologizing for her use of “profanity,” but I think they would have seemed more sincere if they apologized for hiring her in the first place. Griffin has yet to offer up an apology herself, which isn’t surprising since she’s never apologized for being obnoxious before.

Chaske Spencer’s Cocaine Rehab and ‘New Moon’ Ultimatum

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According to the National Enquirer (take this for what its worth!), “Twilight Saga: New Moon” actor Chaske Spencer visited rehab to fight drugs before before being cast as wolf pack leader Sam Uley. Spencer reportedly kicked an addiction to drugs during his five week stay at Northwest Indian Treatment center.

Per TransWorldNews:

“Chaske confided to me that he was up for a role in a ‘really big movie’ and didn’t want to screen it up,” said fellow patient Ray Martin. “He said, ‘If anyone find out I’m here, it would be the worst thing in the world. It could ruin my career!’ From the way Chaske spoke in the group, I figured his drug of choice was either cocaine or methamphetamine,” Martin added.

Martin also said that Spencer, who is part Lakota Sioux and part Nez Perce, wanted to ‘get sober in a place with other Native Americans.’ He says that Spencer would talk about how he’d get all ‘jittery’ after using and that he’d get ‘tweaked out’ and stay locked in his room.

“Then, Chaske said he’d come out and run around all over New York, partying at clubs and jumping from woman to woman. He admitted that he was a womanizer who felt he could get any girl he wanted.”

There has been no confirmation or denial from Spencer on these allegations as of yet. If this does deemed to be true, then kudos to Spencer for realizing he has a problem and stepping up to take action to get himself clean.

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Rebecca Gayheart Confirms Pregnancy, Still Smoking??? – Photos

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Rebecca Gayheart has finally confirmed her pregnancy and smote rumors that she was a watermelon kleptomaniac. (Ok, no one thought she was a watermelon thief, but really…it was obvious she was knocked up.

As you know, Gayheart is married to “Grey’s Anatomy” anatomy star, Eric Dane. The couple recently became the subject of the world’s most boring sex tape. Eric and Rebecca made a sexy times film with Kari Ann Peniche (click HERE to read about that) that leaked to the world in mid-August. Then in early September, an eyewitness claimed to have seen the couple at a party where they were begging for cocaine and snorting lines like a pig in a truffle hunt. (click HERE for the details on that account) Should those claims be true, then she was also doing coke while pregnant.

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Of course there is the smoking while pregnant issue. INF also claims to have photos of Gayheart smoking while visibly sporting a baby bump (see above). Reps denied the photo saying it was “old” and pre-pregnancy.

Whatever the claims are, Rebecca says to be respecting her body and baby by making healthy choices.

Per PopEater:

“We’ve always wanted to be parents. I think Eric is going to be a wonderful dad, and hopefully I’ll be a good mom. We’re absolutely looking forward to it! I’m doing yoga, and I’m walking on the beach every day with my dogs for about an hour. I drink lots of water and eat a lot of vegetables and protein.”

Yoga is the new ‘finding Jesus,’ so I’m sure the fact that she has killed a man and was caught on more than one occasion nude with a crack pipe no longer plays. Regardless, let’s hope she keeps her nose clean from hence forth.

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Lady GaGa’s Father Helped To Kick Her Drugged Habit

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Lady GaGa needs to thank her guardian angel, better known as her father, to help her kick her deadly cocaine habit. Admitting she felt as though she would die from the drug, the singer goes on to talk about how she used to spend long periods snorting cocaine alone in her cramped New York apartment while listening to music by The Cure. But all it took was a few words from her father to straighten her up.

Per Daily Mirror:

“My father is a really powerful man, a telecom guy. So he looked at me one day and said, “You’re f***in’ up, kid.” And I looked at him and thought, “How does he know that I’m high right now?” ‘And he never said a word about the drugs, not one word. But he said, “I just wanna tell you that anyone you meet while you’re like this, and any friend that you make in the future while you are with this thing, you will lose.” ‘And we never talked about it again.’”

Lady GaGa started taking the drug back in 2005 while dropping out of a music course in NY to look for fame. She also said she used drugs to drive the inspiration for her futuristic hair and makeup. While she’s kicked the drug habit, she does admit to still partying. Kicking her drug habit was great, but how come he hasn’t kicked her bad hair habit as of yet?

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Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart Coke Scandal 11.0

Again? These two really should keep their noses clean. (Terrible pun intended.)

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After their drug educed sexy times tape fell into the wrong hands and was aired out via the net, these two are back to snorting unabashed. Rebecca is a known coke and pot fan so it really isn’t a surprise. However, I am bummed that Eric Dane has slummed it and been outed as druggie. (I know, “druggie” is so 1989 ’Just Say No!’ anti-drug program for elementary children.)

McCokey and wife hit a party in Hollywood to get their fix. A couple of eye witnesses who blabbed to National Enquirer stated Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart snorted cocaine together.

“I think Eric and Rebecca were there to get high. It didn’t take long before she asked where the coke was. They went into another room and started snorting lines of cocaine. I watched them do it.

They arrived in the afternoon and stayed well into the evening. Rebecca used to date one of the guys at the house. I’m sure she knew he had major drug connections. The party took place up a winding road at a hideaway mansion that is notorious for the availability of a wide array of different drugs, said the source.

“Put it this way, if you’re at this house, you’re there to get high. I saw Rebecca snort lines a couple of times – and Eric at least once. Lots of people were in and out of that home that night for the same reason – drugs.”

This isn’t the first time that Gayheart used drugs in front of a crowd. She was photographed holding a crack pipe while sitting naked in a tub. (Click HERE for that photo and story.) That photo was then published by, again, Enquirer. Dane and Rebecca have notoriously been in and out of AA and other groups to help clean up their acts, but they always fall off the wagon.

It’s sad when hot people are gross. It’s like when someone sneezes on a birthday cake.

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Kardashians Caught with Cocaine

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So there is a Kardashian sized press storm brewing just in time for the season “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” opener. Kourtney Kardashian announced yesterday that she was pregnant and didn’t mention who the baby daddy was and only said “You’ll have to watch and see.” Translation it’s not Jude Law’s illegitimate baby, but that incredibly icky on again/off again boyfriend of hers. What’s his name…Steve? Scott?, whatever his name is (sorry kittens, I don’t care enough to hunt that down) and Kourtney were photographed together a few days ago shopping and running errands with Kris Jenner.

At any rate, if you didn’t realize just how dumb these hos are, here is a little diddy about Kim and Khloe Kardashian and their cocaine scandal.

Via PR-Inside:

“The reality TV star insists the scandal is not what it seems – she found a vial of cocaine in her store’s changing room and decided to put it in her bag for safe keeping, then she forgot all about it until she was confronted by her sisters.

The cocaine controversy features as a plotline on an upcoming episode of Kardashian’s new reality TV show Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“My employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and it (vial) fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.

Nothing registered until after the fact. Now, talking about it, I’m like, ‘OK, that would be really bad if I got (charged) with drug possession.’ But I don’t do drugs. I don’t have drugs in my purse. I’m not someone who needs to do drugs… I’m too energetic and crazy as it is. I wouldn’t want to see me on drugs.”

I retract anything nice I have ever said about these people. They are all kinds of stupid.

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Jamie Waylett Fired from ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ After Drug Scandal

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All you fellow Harry Potter fans might remember Draco Malfoy’s sidekick and muscle, Vincent Crabbe (played by Jamie Waylett) recently went through a drug scandal that involved snorting cocaine and growing a pot farm. (Click here to read the story and see the photos of Jamie Waylett’s drug scandal.)

It appears that the marijuana farm is going to cost him his role in the final Harry Potter films. According to a source from Snitchseeker, Waylett will not continue his role in “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.” *SPOILER ALERT* This begs the question as to what will happen in the very important scene in the Room of Requirement in which Draco, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Crabbe and Goyle fight. *SPOILER*- In the book Crabbe dies after falling victim to his own Fiendfyre curse. Harry saves Draco, Hermoine saves Goyle and Crabbe perishes in the flames. Since he is no longer going to be in the film, Malfoy’s other BFF, Gregory Goyle, will die in the fire in his place.

We’ve received a report, from an attendee at Muggle Mayhem, a Harry Potter convention which took place this weekend in Northampton, England, stating that Joshua Herdman confirmed that Jamie Waylett will not reprise his role as Vincent Crabbe for Deathly Hallows. Furthermore Joshua added that it is his character, Gregory Goyle, that will die instead.

Another plot change. What do you think Harry Potter fans?

Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.