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~What Twilight actor had a bunch of the movie posters cut up so they only have his picture remaining. He then uses them as the base for when people snort coke at his house. He says that he loves people snorting coke off his body. [CD&N]
My Guess: Kellan Lutz seems like he would be the most narcissistic of the bunch.
Ted Williams sat on Dr. Phil’s lap and admitted to be gurgling vodka and forgetting to spit. Williams claimed to have been clean and sober for two and a half years after he was plucked from an Ohio sidewalk and shoved into stardom. He was lie-telling and has been making it rain at liquor stores and dabbling in coke. An altercation with his daughter (click HERE for more details on that…) has led him to own up to his drinking.
“The cat is out of the bag. Yes. I’ve relapsed into a drink,” Ted admitted.
“Have you had even a stumble in two-and-a-half years?” McGraw asked.
“With alcohol, I did,” Williams responded. “And I can say honestly, Dr. Phil, it didn’t lead me to my drug of choice, which was crack.”
After speaking with Williams’ family and sitting one on one with Golden Voice, Dr. Phil has given Ted a push into rehab.
“That’s what I want to say, Doc. Anything you suggest or recommend, I’m ready to do,” Ted vows. “This is something I’m making a conscious choice to do. I think I need a rest. I need some rehabilitation. I need some detox, in terms of my own feelings. I just need to get away from it all.”
Ted is now headed to a facility to battle his demons.
So 90% of Hollywood is running around with coke up their nose, as they shoot heroin into their eyeballs and smell like pot. (Click HERE to see where Paris Hilton hides her cocaine stash.) So it’s no surprise when T.I. and his new wife, Tameka Cottle, were arrested for possession of controlled substances. Cops pulled over the couple on Sunset Boulevard just after 10 PM last night. They smelled pot and started searching for drugs and found more than they bargained for.
“When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.”
They were released around 4:00 AM this morning after posting a $10,000 bail.
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Lindsay Lohan could be released back into the wild and free to roam by the end of this week. Lock up your emergency coke stash because I have a feeling she is going to go blow crazy and blanket herself in enough of the bad shiz to make the last scene in “Scarface” look like an episode of the Care Bears.
The UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital has not written their final report, but the suspicions of bipolar disorder have turned out to be unfounded according to “insiders” who blabbed to TMZ. Her Adderall issues are also said to be “not as severe” as they thought. So Lohan could be in outpatient care before you can say WTF?!
So… doctors are giving each other the side eye and shrugging their shoulders in bewilderment as to what exactly is wrong with Lindsay, patting her on the head and sending her on her way clutching a script for Adderall. Cue the violins as she sits down with the tricks from The View and creates a tale about prison reforming her and seeing the light of sweet baby Jesus.
Oh well, maybe her return will stimulate coke sales and thusly the economy. Hooray gas prices below $5 a gallon!
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Lindsay Lohan gave video proof that she is piñata full crap. One whack at her and you’ll have an explosion of PR/lawyer induced verbal diarrhea.
After “getting stuck” in Cannes instead of showing up at court because a wild snorlax “stole” her passport, a photo of Lindsay Lohan posing with some French dumpster orphans and coke went viral across the net (click HERE for those Lindsay Lohan pics). Of course, someone pointed a camera at her and asked if she was set up.
In case you don’t want to subject yourself to 5 minutes of the sound of lies hitting the floor here is a rundown…
“I was walking back to my room with a few of my friends after doing press for a movie which why I was in Cannes for in the first place called Inferno. I was with some of the producers that I work with. They went back into the room with the director as well. I stopped because someone came out of the room and said ‘could you just take a picture with me really quickly.’ So I went into the room and took a picture and left the room. I wasn’t looking around the room; I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan.”
Where do I begin? I think we all know that Lohan can spot a line of blow from 50 paces and being she has the world’s hungriest nose, she probably smelled them from the street like some sort of drug sniffing firecrotched shepherd. Secondly, who uses a hotel bed for a picture background other than someone auditioning for “Rock of Love” and finally….she has fans?
I am distracted by the fact the interviewer sounds like he should be on Ghost Hunters and Lohan is so obviously rehearsing that pile of shiz for a judge. The only person that cans save her now is Judge Judy. Give her 10 minutes and a doily embellished judicial robe and Lohan will have a trip to rehab and will be apologizing for that crap film, “Labor Pains.”
The rest of the “interview” she claimed she wasn’t taking any drugs, doesn’t deserve jail time/another rehab stint, and wasn’t falling down drunk in Cannes despite partying on boats (click HERE for those photos). Lohan also claims she has been compliant to all of the courts orders. Also BS. She only completed 10 of the required 13 alcohol education classes and has missed several depositions.
Lindsay is due in court today. Bitch better bring some cookies for the judge and put on her super sorry face.
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Jay-Z has a new collaboration coming… with Jack White, the White Stripes/Raconteurs/Dead Weather/Coke commercial guy! White recently recorded a song with Jay-Z, saying the rapper “came out with words” for a song he had been working on for some time, resulting in a quick and “unbelievable-sounding” record.
Per Contact Music:
He explained: “I just did a record with Jay-Z. We did a song together a few weeks ago. It was incredible. I played him something that I’ve been kicking around for a while and he immediately came out with words for it. It’s unbelievable-sounding.”
The collaboration isn’t altogether a surprise. A few months ago, Jay-Z sang White’s praises in an interview with “Clash” magazine calling him a “renaissance man.” White didn’t reveal any details about the recording when he let it slip, other than to say he recorded a single track with the hip-hop mogul in recent weeks. No one is saying whether the collaboration is destined for Jay-Z’s new experimental LP, Jack White’s rumored solo album or something else… or if the track will be released for the public to hear.
Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)
After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)
Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.
Via SF Gate:
“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.
“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”
I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”
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Rebecca Gayheart has finally confirmed her pregnancy and smote rumors that she was a watermelon kleptomaniac. (Ok, no one thought she was a watermelon thief, but really…it was obvious she was knocked up.
As you know, Gayheart is married to “Grey’s Anatomy” anatomy star, Eric Dane. The couple recently became the subject of the world’s most boring sex tape. Eric and Rebecca made a sexy times film with Kari Ann Peniche (click HERE to read about that) that leaked to the world in mid-August. Then in early September, an eyewitness claimed to have seen the couple at a party where they were begging for cocaine and snorting lines like a pig in a truffle hunt. (click HERE for the details on that account) Should those claims be true, then she was also doing coke while pregnant.
Of course there is the smoking while pregnant issue. INF also claims to have photos of Gayheart smoking while visibly sporting a baby bump (see above). Reps denied the photo saying it was “old” and pre-pregnancy.
Whatever the claims are, Rebecca says to be respecting her body and baby by making healthy choices.
Per PopEater:
“We’ve always wanted to be parents. I think Eric is going to be a wonderful dad, and hopefully I’ll be a good mom. We’re absolutely looking forward to it! I’m doing yoga, and I’m walking on the beach every day with my dogs for about an hour. I drink lots of water and eat a lot of vegetables and protein.”
Yoga is the new ‘finding Jesus,’ so I’m sure the fact that she has killed a man and was caught on more than one occasion nude with a crack pipe no longer plays. Regardless, let’s hope she keeps her nose clean from hence forth.
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Well, at least there is one so called celebrity out there with a little bit of self respect. Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900kto pose for “Playboy” and is considering it. This isn’t the first time that “Playboy” would have approached Lohan, as they approached her back in 2008, with an offer of $700,000 that she turned down. Maybe if the up the ante a little bit by throwing in some booze and coke they just might have themselves a deal. We’ve already had the unfortunate opportunity to see Lohan nude once before in 2008, when she bared it all in “New York” magazine, so this really is bad timing on Hugh Hefners’ part, and waaaay too much money for something we already seen… Many, many times!
In other “Playboy” related news, at least one semi-celebrity has enough decency to turn down the offer. Kate Gosselin has been said to have received a letter from Hefner, offering her $400k for a spread in an upcoming interview. She reportedly turned down the offer, being mortified at the thought and claiming she would never do such a thing for the sake of her 8 children. “Playboy” is jumping on the reality-star bandwagon, with having the press-seeking Heidi Montag and Aubrey O’Day recently posing for their magazine. I’m proud of Kate for turning it down, staying true to her word that she is doing things for the kid’s sake.
Christian Bale is notorious for his method acting and even used it as an excuse for his infamous rant. (Fun fact- Daniel Day Lewis is also a huge proponent of method acting.) So questions of just how far he taking his dedication to his latest role as a crack addict are rumbling. According to the National Enquirer (via Celebitchy) his costar and new friend, Mark Wahlberg, is extremely concerned with Bale’s health.
“You gotta eat man. You’re messing with your health!” Mark Wahlberg made that desperate plea to co-star Christian Bale when Bale continued to starve himself after dropping more than 40 pounds for their film “The Fighter” sources say.
“The Dark Knight” star is said to have resorted to living off of fruit and water to drop the pounds to appear as a gaunt coke addict for his role. To further the worry he has been working out on top of the starvation.
“Wahlberg – a health fanatic who worked himself into great shape to play a champion boxer in “The Fighter” – has begged Bale to stop dieting, said the source. Mark feels Christian is taking the whole ‘in character’ thing too far. He’s afraid Christian is getting Karen Carpenter-thin, and he’s worried about his heart,” the source divulged. He wants Christian to realize that acting is a job, and it’s not worth risking your health.”
Remind yourself that this story comes from the National Enquirer. In all honesty I know very little about dietary needs beyond my own of cookies, booze and some Kashi Go Lean Crunch. (It’s a delicious cereal.) However, if one were living on an orange and a couple of bananas a day and then pumping iron at a gym I doubt he or she would be able to walk let alone spend 12 hour days on a set working.
If you look at some of the photos below Bale is indeed gaunt, but notice there is still muscle and definition in his arms. The baggy clothes further the effect of his frail appearance. This also isn’t the first time he has dropped weight for a role. Anyone seen “The Machinist” before? He followed that with a Batman film and was able to bulk back up.
My point? Mark Wahlberg is insanely hot.
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Last night the Grammy Awards went on as planned, but included a few moments dedicated to Whitney Houston. The singer was found dead in her hotel room on Saturday morning. 21221222396 Several moments were dedicated to the ‘Bodyguard’ star and powerhouse vocalist. LL Cool J opened the show with a prayer for Whitney and kept [...]
There were several stories circulating after the news of Whitney Houston’s death broke. The most repeated rumor was that Whitney was found in the bathtub by a hotel staff member. She called 911, but it was too late. It looks like that story might have some validity. TMZ has discovered that water was found in [...]
Whitney Houston has passed away. If you need to catch up on the latest details, CLICK HERE. Houston’s last performance took place at Kelly Price and Friends Unplugged: For the Love of R&B pre-Grammy Party. On Thursday, February 9th, 2012 Whitney took the stage and sang ‘Yes, Jesus Loves Me.’
Whitney Houston has joined Amy Winehouse at the great big open bar in the sky. The ‘I Will Always Love You’ singer was found dead at the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles, California on Saturday, February 11th, 2012. A member of the hotel staff found Whitney unconscious in her room and immediately called 911. [...]
