Fake Pregnancy Birth Plan, Entitlement, Pee Pants : Blind Items

~Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!

Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month. So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in.

She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a “vaginal” delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight”. And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will “milk” it for all it’s worth. [Blind Gossip]

My Guess: It’s beyond obvious it’s Beyonce.

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Jennifer Aniston Topless ?!

Heads up, boys… Jennifer Aniston has kept her private parts away from the paparazzi and the big screen thus far in her career, but will be revealing it all soon.

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Rihanna Spills Sex Secrets in ‘Rolling Stone’

Some people talk a BIG game when it comes to what they’re into in the bedroom. The saying “all talk no action” isn’t popular for no reason. We’ve all met the big talkers. Maybe it’s not about their bedroom skills, but about how much money they have or all the cool friends they have. The show off, the show boat, etc… But is Rihanna all talk no action when it comes to some of the freaky things she sings about – Whips, chains and latex? Her video for ‘S&M‘ was banned in some countries because it was too provocative. But is this all just an act?

Rihanna’s on the cover of ‘Rolling Stone‘ looking fierce (See the cover HERE.) Inside the magazine she opens up about her life including her sex life.

“Being submissive in the bedroom is really fun. You get to be a little lady, to have somebody be macho and in charge of your s**t. That’s fun to me … I like to be spanked. Being tied up is fun. I like to keep it spontaneous. Sometimes whips and chains can be overly planned — you gotta stop, get the whip from the drawer downstairs. I’d rather have him use his hands.”

Clearly the lyrics from S&M aren’t just talk. It’s what she likes!! But what about those rumors a few weeks ago that she was dating Colin Farrell? Well she addresses those as well. Rihanna says that she is single right now.

“I’m not dating,” she said. “I’m not sexing, I’m not even sexting. It’s on complete nil.”

She also admits that she has been celibate for the past 4 months.

“You think you’re disappointed?” she says. “Try being in this body. When you’re not with the person you want to be intimate with, a picture is the next best thing,” Rihanna continues. “Well, Skype is safer. But a picture lasts a long time. When you’re alone, and those horny moments come up, pictures can be very handy. I haven’t gotten a d**k picture in a long time,” she adds. “I think people are a little afraid. It can turn out bad.”

Rihanna’s ex Chris Brown knows all about sending pictures of his junk. He sent one to a lady friend and she leaked it on the internet! Oppps.

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Rihanna and Colin Farrell Relationship ‘Getting Serious’

Rihanna is making the rounds through the ranks of Hollywood. She has the Chris Brown debacle under her belt which was followed by a relationship with Matt Kemp. Since her quiet split with the NBA star, she was rumored to be dating Travis Barker. Very little fueled that hook up fire and she was then said to be enjoying a fling with Ryan Phillippe. Now she is said to be getting serious with Colin Farrell.

34 year old Colin and 23 year old Rihanna are reportedly moving extremely fast. According to those pesky “sources” willing to spill private details, he is head-over-heels in love with RiRi. Farrell is allegedly “desperate” to have the young pop star meet his kids, 7 year old Henry and 18 month old James.

Via Mirror UK:

“He’s planning on spending a lot of time with Rihanna over the summer in LA so he wants his sons to be used to her and have a good relationship.
“Colin wants to break them in gently and Rihanna is dying to meet them. She thinks it’s so sweet Colin is a great daddy.”

Their relationship started with the exchange of sexy text messages. They met on Graham Norton’s show in November of 2010. Since then, the messages have turned into reality. (Video of the two on the talk show below.)

At least Colin is an upgrade from Shia LaBeouf and Brown. Of course any man that won’t bite you for looking at his cell phone is an upgrade.

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Blake Lively Flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio While Christina Aguilera Gets Sloppy Drunk

Jeremy Renner’s birthday party was a star littered bash. Colin Farrell, Charlize Theron, Scarlett Johansson were all in attendance, but left the party unscathed from rumors.

On Saturday night the ‘Hurt Locker’ star hosted the celebrations at his house in The Hills. Leonardo DiCaprio was there and spent most of his time with Blake Lively. Page Six reports his long time girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, was busy working while Leo enjoyed Blake’s company.

“A spy told us, ‘They were on the balcony together for an hour. They were standing close in a corner and looked like there was a lot of flirting. Later, they were together again by the bar. But a pal told us he and Lively ‘are just friends’ and Leo left with Kevin Connolly.’”

Lively has been connected to Ryan Gosling lately. She flew to his side during his NY ‘Blue Valentine’ premiere after finishing up her Parisian Chanel shoot. (Click HERE for more details, photos on that hook up…)

Meanwhile, Matt Rutler had to help Christina Aguilera who had too much to drink. The ‘Burlesque’ star was wobbly as she exited the party and was practically carried out.

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Angelina Jolie Slept with Voldemort

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The title is about as legit as the story. In yet another “tell all” surrounding the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie topic, the author claims that Jolie indulged in S&M sex with Ralph Fiennes (who does a fantastic job of playing Voldemort in the Harry Potter films), Colin Farrell, Mick Jagger and many others.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie : The True Story is said to detail the split between Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, the mini rainbow nation of offspring they are planning for and who wears the proverbial pants in the family.

Via Life and Style:

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“Brad told Angelina just weeks into filming Mr. & Mrs. Smith that his marriage to Jen was over in every way apart from on paper and had been for more than a year,” says Paul, who spoke to an insider who detailed Brad and Angie’s secret trysts, which began soon after. According to the book, Brad told Angelina that he and Jen were just good friends and were waiting for the right time to officially end their marriage.

Number of Children Jolie-Pitt Will Have

The book reveals Brad and Angelina’s plan to have 13 children. “Some will be adopted, some will be biological,” Paul tells the mag. And when they’ll have those kids may be up to Brad — because he’s the one calling the shots these days. “The power base in the relationship has changed,” Paul reveals. “Angelina wore the pants first, but now Brad’s the one wearing them.”

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“In the book, the sources say Angelina was sleeping with Jonny Lee Miller and Ralph Fiennes when she met Brad Pitt and she’d just ended a four-month relationship with Colin Farrell, because he was becoming obsessed with her, and he drank too much and wasn’t a good role model for Maddox. An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.”

In case you are interested, the issue of Life and Style also dissects Shiloh dressing like a not-so-closeted gym teacher going to your high school Christmas dance to chaperone. Basically the mag called up a bunch of stylists (not kidding) and a parenting coach (still not kidding) to dub her the new Chaz Bono.

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Colin Farrell, Robert Pattinson, Drew Barrymore – Gay Hollywood

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The lovely team at Celebitchy featured the National Enquirer story that delves into who is gay in Hollywood. With reasoning like “he played a homosexual in a movie” and “he likes to dance” as their evidence of being a closeted gay…you can imagine how much this amuses me.

I only be but a humble a blogger (you have to say it like a pirate), but their list is laughable. Come…giggle with me:

*Zac Efron : The tabloid claims that because he is big into musicals, dancing and singing…this makes him gay. He has been dating his co-star, Vanessa Hudgens, for years and they claim she is a contractual beard.

*Selma Blair: This from ‘Cruel Intentions’ is their biggest backing along with a failed marriage.

*Courtney Love: Gay, straight…whatever she is isn’t what interests me. It’s who is willing to stick their naught parts near her claws that is the real question.

*Lance Armstrong: This stemmed from the time he was hanging out with Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal while wearing coordinating outfits and doing beach workouts together. He has several children and an even longer list of ladies he has bedded.

*Tommy Lee: Here we have a man slut who strikes me as the type to poke anything pretty with a pulse.

*Sienna Miller: Really? She is like penis magnet. Married…unmarried…English..Welsh… I am pretty sure to be a lesbian you can’t have a peen fetish.

*Anderson Cooper: Probably because he and his boyfriend have been photographed together?

*Ryan Seacrest: WHAT?!? No way! He dated Teri Hatcher for an entire day! (Please note sarcasm.)

*Colin Farrell: Again… with the logic of: he did a gay sex scene in film and thusly he is gay. He is also a huge supporter of the gay community and that is probably due to the fact his brother is gay. He actually just attended his bro’s wedding a few weeks ago.

*Hugh Jackman: He is one multi-faceted man. Jackman can grab some hair gel and become Wolverine one minute and the next he is singing show tunes with Beyonce while wearing gold lame pants. He is also married with several adopted children.

*Kevin Spacey : This I believe. My gaydar goes on red alert upon seeing him, but more importantly is the fact he has been seen in the notorious gay cruising area in London on several occasions. He even claimed he was “mugged” in the area at 4:30 in the morning. Photos of him de-panting a young man on his lap don’t help either. (See below by clicking “Read More…” at the bottom.)

*Alex Trebeck: Been married twice and is claimed to be a bit of a womanizer. Maybe it’s a bluff. Maybe I don’t care.

*Tyra Banks & Kimora Lee Simmons: They both get the tag because they have jobs related to fashion.

*Adam Lambert: Obviously…he came out as preferring the company of men in Rolling Stone.

*Neil Patrick Harris: Umm…he is openly gay so I am not sure why they feel they needed to out someone who is already out and more flamboyant that Elton John’s fanny pack. Regardless…I adore him and I give him accolades for being so damn adorable.

*Megan Fox : Obviously this ho will spread for male, female and manimal if it gets her some attention.

*Vin Diesel : He has stated that he wanted to only “date in Europe” because they know about the “code of silence.” Vin has been dating Paloma Jimenez for years. He has a daughter who was born on April 2, 2008. But having babies and beards doesn’t always equal a straight man.

*Cher : Here we have one of the reigning queens of the gay icons. Her fan base is stereotypically gay. Her daughter, formerly Chastity now Chaz, stepped out as gay and is currently undergoing a sex change.

*Kirstie Alley : The Enquirier states that she is chubby and hasn’t been in any kind of relationship outside of cheeseburger loving in years. She is an outspoken Scientologist and they aren’t very gay friendly so maybe she isn’t gay or straight…maybe she is Clay Aiken-ish.

*Barry Manilow : Well…he was once married 1964 to Susan Deixler, but the wedding was annulled in 1965. Since then he has enjoyed the company of young buff men.

*Pink: She is buff and has the image of a tranny, but her marriage to Carey Hart seems legit.

*Drew Barrymore: During interviews she isn’t afraid to talk about how much she likes boobies and women’s bodies. It may land her in the maybe category, but Drew strikes me as the type to marry a sex toy and call it good.

*Jamie Foxx: His arrogance may land him in the catty queen category, but the gay rumors were started by a woman he dumped.

*Dale Earnhardt Jr.: Dude lives alone and plays video games all day so in the eyes of the Enquirer, he is gay. If that logic is true, then every single male in the world is homo too.

*Kate Moss: Cokey loves her some 3somes and orgies so I think it’s safe to say she’d hump anything with pulse.

*Robert Pattinson: He once made a joke that he was gay and played a gay man in the movie ‘Little Ashes.’

Notice some of the bigger names that have the gay connotation? Jake Gyllenhaal is a favorite of gay speculation but, as Celebitchy pointed out, he among a few others are noticeably missing. So before you pay $2.95 for the scoop on who is gay in Hollywood remember that the logic behind their assumption. If one is gay for playing a gay man then Robert Downey Jr. is actually Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes…Julia Roberts is actually a hooker and Will Smith has saved the planet from aliens on several occasions.

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Colin Farrell Visits Sick Children in Hospital, Remains Hot While Doing So

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Resident hottie Colin Farrell left his bad boy way behind him during the Christmas holiday, bringing toys to sick children at Our Lady’s Children’s Hospital in Dublin. Farrell spent several hours visiting with the young patients, handing out presents, and chatting for several hours. This is apparently an annual tradition for the Irishman, who prefers that his kind heart stays under-the-radar.

Per Herald.ie:

“He keeps a low profile when he comes in. He doesn’t want photographers or anything,” a well-placed source told the Herald about the actor’s visits. “He comes in every Christmas Day and spends a lot of time with the children. He has bought Nintendo DS and Wiis for them and plays with them for a couple of hours. He’s really popular with the staff and really genuine, and the kids really love and appreciate his visit.”

This isn’t the only charitable action the actor is known for, either. In addition to his long-standing support of the Special Olympics, he reached out to a homeless man during the Toronto International Film Festival in 2003, taking him on a shopping spree and offering him money and assistance to get off the streets. Now tell me after reading this that he didn’t just jump up a couple of notches on the hotness belt!

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Colin Farrell Pregnant with Second Child – Photos

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Ok, so it’s his baby momma that is knocked up, but you get my point. Alicja Bachleda-Curus now has a little Irish in her. The girlfriend of Colin Farrell was spotted with a huge baby bump as she and Colin were spotted at the airport.

They met on the set of “Ondine” and reportedly hit it off. Obviously they are fond of each other as she is sporting a baby belly. Alicja and Colin have also bought an apartment together in Poland where they are said to be planning on raising the baby.

The new tot will be the second child for Farrell. He has a 6 year old son named James. Colin has sited his son as one of the most influential reasons he is now clean and alive.

Speaking on Irish TV, Farrell revealed, “I don’t know if I would be here if I hadn’t had [James]. He was a huge part of me going in and making certain changes in my life.”

Aww…congrats to quite possibly the world’s hottest dad.

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Johnny Depp Names a Beach After Heath Ledger

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It’s no secret that sex-on-a-stick, Johnny Depp, has a special place in his heart for Heath Ledger. Depp was one of the 3 actors to finish Heath’s last project, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.” He, Jude Law and Colin Ferrell each took a role in finishing the film and then donated their paychecks to Matilda Ledger.

Johnny also a special place dedicated to the memory of Heath on his 45-acre private Bahamian island, Little Hall’s Pond Cay. It’s his sanctuary and calm from the media storm that follows Depp.

Via Vanity Fair:

“Little Hall’s Pond has six different beaches–named after Depp’s partner, Vanessa Paradis, and their children, Lily Rose and Jack, as well as his mentors Hunter S. Thompson and Marlon Brando–each with a personality and cove of its own, and one patch of water deemed “Heath’s Place” after the late actor Heath Ledger. There are several small residences, all solar-powered, and transportation consists of a fleet of green golf carts.

“I don’t think I’d ever seen any place so pure and beautiful,” Depp tells Brinkley of the island. “You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It’s instant freedom. And that rare beast–simplicity–can be had. And a little morsel of anonymity…. Whenever I was getting frustrated about being ‘novelty boy’ and making movies, I told myself, Calm down. I can come down here and disappear.”

That settles it. I want my own island.

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