In drunken screw ups doing drunken screw up tricks news, Bobby Brown has been arrested. The former husband of Whitney Houston was caught drunk behind the wheel in Reseda around noon yesterday.
Justin Bieber’s Car Accident and Racist Remarks
August 31, 2011 By 1 Comment
My first mode of transportation was my feet and bicycle until I grew boobies and boys with cars noticed them. Justin Bieber, on the other hand, was involved in a small car crash on Tuesday while driving his Ferrari. (It surprised me that he can reach the pedals.) A fellow motorist in a Honda collided with Beiber.
No damage to The Beibs or either car was reported. Paparazzi were on the scene before the police. Justin wasn’t going to bother with calling the cops, but his passenger insisted on it. It is also being reported by TMZ that he doesn’t own the expensive car.
Twilight’s Kiowa Gordon Arrested for DUI – MUGSHOT
August 10, 2011 By Leave a Comment
A member of Jacob Black’s wolf pack has been arrested. ‘Twilight’ star, Kiowa Gordon, was busted with a DUI.
Nicki Minaj Assaulted at Hotel ?!
July 13, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Nicki Minaj says that a man who she was reportedly staying at the Palomar Hotel with hit her in the lip.
The rapper reportedly told police that she and a male companion got into a fight near the pool and moved their argument to their room. He then allegedly smacked her. According to TMZ she had a hotel employee call police, but then refused to press charges. Her attacker had left by the time authorities arrived. The cops took a report and left.
Paula Abdul Valentine’s Day Date Ends With 911 Call
March 3, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Paula Abdul had a crazed Valentine’s Day. Most people spent a ridiculous amount on flowers, chocolates and stuffed animals (aka poor people’s version of jewelry) but Paula’s day ended with a 911 call.
At 4:35 PM on Valentine’s Day 2011 Paula wanted to be taken home. Her date wasn’t obliging and the former ‘American Idol’ judge called 911.
Per TMZ:
“Paula cries and sobs hysterically and says, “I wanna go, and he won’t let me!” Seconds later Paula says, “Are you gonna drop me off ’cause I have emergency on the phone” — and shortly after that she says, “He’s dropping me off.”
She is barely able to form coherent directions as the operator tries to locate her. Later, cops got into contact with Paula and she stated it was a verbal dispute that got out of hand. The authorities checked on her that night and she refused to file a police report.
All is back to normal in her world. She was photographed leaving Villa Blanca restaurant in Beverly Hills in late February and smiled for looming paps.
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T.I. and Wife, Tameka Cottle, Arrested – PHOTOS
September 2, 2010 By Leave a Comment
So 90% of Hollywood is running around with coke up their nose, as they shoot heroin into their eyeballs and smell like pot. (Click HERE to see where Paris Hilton hides her cocaine stash.) So it’s no surprise when T.I. and his new wife, Tameka Cottle, were arrested for possession of controlled substances. Cops pulled over the couple on Sunset Boulevard just after 10 PM last night. They smelled pot and started searching for drugs and found more than they bargained for.
“When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.”
They were released around 4:00 AM this morning after posting a $10,000 bail.
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Jodie Foster Attacked Underage Fan – Police Report PIC
June 11, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Apparently, if Mariah Carey and Naomi Campbell had a lovechild it would be Jodie Foster. Radar is reporting that the “Panic Room” star left visible bruises and scratches on a 17 year old fan who took her picture. The boy and his girlfriend were eating at The Grove when they caught sight of Jodie with her two sons. He started snapping away with his camera and she got a case of the angries.
According to the police report filed by the boy:
“Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.”
The father of the alleged victim told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “My son was at The Grove with his girlfriend and they were going to see a movie. He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her.
“She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?’”
The family said that their son was really confused and apologized profusely to the actress. “He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her,” the father said.
“At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed.”
Foster is intensely private about her personal life, especially when it comes to questions about her sexuality. She has two biological sons, Charles, 11, and Christopher, 8, but has never revealed the identity of their fathers.
The family of the alleged victim later went to police who filled out an incident report. Police did not respond at the scene. Because of that the incident report can be a “he said, she said” type of document. Foster’s first name is spelled wrong and her age is incorrect on the document. That information would be supplied by the alleged victim.
But the alleged victim’s father not only insists his was victimized, he’s furious. “On top of it all, he’s a minor! My wife is furious that while Jodie was trying to protect her children, she wasn’t there to protect her son.
“This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”
This kid is trying to way too hard to make himself sound innocent. “He is small for his age…he was a huge Jodie Foster fan….” I am not buying it. More to the point…what 17 year old boy is “huge Jodie Foster fan”?????? How many teenage midgets with Foster fetish are out there? His story needs Febreezed because it smells like a pile of crap. You know people don’t use the insult “slime ball” anymore. Jodie is a closeted butch and would probably hurl insults that you would need to Google and decipher with Urban Dictionary.
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Brooke Shields Nude Photos Brings the Cops
October 1, 2009 By Leave a Comment
A very controversial nude picture of Brooke Shields taken when she was just a young 10 years old has been removed from an exhibitions at London’s Tate Modern after police visited the museum. Raising concerns after some deemed it pornographic, it was removed after a police investigation. The police are currently trying to figure out if the picture breaks child porn laws over there.
Per People:
“The officers have specialist experience in this field and are keen to work with gallery management to ensure that they do not inadvertently break the law or cause any offense to their visitors,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said, confirming the Wednesday visit by the Obscene Publications Unit.
Artist Richard Prince’s image is of a photo taken in 1975 by Garry Gross with the permission of her mother, Teri Shields, who immediately signed her rights to the picture away. The image shows Shields from the knees up wearing heavy makeup, covered in oil, and standing naked in a bathtub. Children’s rights advocates were extremely upset when they learned the photo might be part of the London art show, “Pop Life: Art in a Material World”. They state that the image could act as a “magnet for pedophiles.” Gross he never considered the photo pornographic but acknowledges that “she was supposed to look like a sexy woman.”
Per OMG:
“The photo has been infamous from the day I took it and I intended it to be,” Gross told the paper, adding he was “disappointed but not surprised” with the authorities decision.
Jack Bankowsky, co-curator of the exhibit, previously said that he had hoped controversy over the photo’s subject matter would not overshadow the artistic interest of the work. Scheduled to open today in London, the room containing the portrait has been reportedly closed off. It is unknown at this time if the photograph will go on display.
Shields attempted to buy back the negatives of the 1975 photograph in 1981 but a judge ruled that she was a “hapless victim of a contract… to which two grasping adults bound her.” Shields career was managed by her mother at that time, who also allowed her to play a child who lived in a brothel in the 1978 film “Pretty Baby,” which included several nude scenes for the actress who was only 11 years old at the time. As a mother I can’t ever imagine putting my daughter in some strange situation like that. Art – Really? And what supposedly was supposed to be the “intent” behind that picture? A mother is supposed to protect their children, not pimp them out.
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wants a Spanking
June 24, 2009 By 1 Comment
And before you all go getting excited…I have already called dibs.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back on the sauce according to assumptions. He was allegedly taunting French police before boarding a plane out of the country. He challenge the law enforcement to fight him at the Charles DeGaulle airport before being cuffed and taken in for investigation. Meyers sobriety has constantly been in up in the air since his 2005 rehab rodeo began.
Per The Sun Via UPI:
“He threw wads of euros at the officials and bragged of his wealth, before shouting, “You wanna hit me? Hit me!” He was released from police custody after several hours pending further investigations.”
This time he escaped without charges. His last scene happened while in Dublin nearly 2 years ago. At the time he was brought in on charges of being drunk and disorderly only to be dropped later.
I love a good drunk. They usually are a good laugh or will buy you anything. However, this isn’t the sexy fun kind of drunk. Sometimes you can’t take a ho anywhere. Remind me to bring my Lady Bic to shave that icky little goatee off.
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Gerard Butler Facing 6 Months in Jail for Paparazzi Beat-Down
May 15, 2009 By 3 Comments
Movie star hunk Gerard Butler has been charged with misdemeanor criminal battery over an incident involving a paparazzi-photographer last year. If convicted, he could be sentenced up to 6 months in jail. The incident occurred the night of October 7th, 2008 after a premiere party for “RockNRolla.” Allegedly, the photographer was trailing Gerard’s limo for hours, verbally harassing Butler whenever he got in and out of the limo, and even was chasing people through the streets.
Gerard’s manager Alan Siegel said the actor was forced to have his driver stop the car he was riding in after the particular photographer repeatedly sped through red lights and almost struck two pedestrians. Butler was said to have then punched him several times, bloodying the photographer’s lip. Police filed a report against the “300” actor over the scuffle. The Los Angeles City Attorney has already filed legal charge against him on Wednesday, May 13th, and Gerard is due in court for an arraignment on June 10th. His attorney, Blair Berk, has said that Butler is not required to, and won’t, appear in court on the matter.
I don’t blame him for punching someone who was following him! It would have been cool if he yelled “This… is… Sparta!” right before knocking the pap in the mouth!!
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