Courtney Love Twitters Nude PHOTOS

After quitting Twitter due to an “accidental” leak of nude photos of herself , Courtney Love has returned to blind her followers with more “accidental” nude pics.

I wouldn’t actually start your Monday off with by slapping you with naked pictures of Courtney Love so I put them in the gallery below. If you are brave enough to look, I have included a picture of a kitten in hat to cancel it out with.

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Courtney Love Covers Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ – VIDEO

Correction…Courtney Love tried to cover Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance.’ Why? Because when you think of ugly and diseased an image of Courtney in Walmart version of Victoria Secret slip pops into your head and scares you limp for a week.

The “singer” showed up over an hour and a half late for her set at Don Hills. She then croaked out this gem and demanded booze and cigarettes. Because people actually paid good money to see her drunken carcass, she threw in a verbal diva out…

Shut the f**k up, or I’m walking the f**k off. I mean it.

Charming.

Courtney Love: Frances Bean Turned Down Bella Role in ‘Twilight’

Um…ok. Courtney Love is releasing more ramblings about her daughter Frances Bean. Despite Frances saying STFU and getting the court system involved, Love continues to talk about her as though nothing were wrong.

During an interview with the Daily Mail, she claims that Frances was offered the role of Bella in the ‘Twilight’ films along with a role as Alice in the fairy tale remake.

“Frances is so beautiful, but she doesn’t want to be famous. She was offered the part of Bella in the Twilight movies, and Tim Burton wanted her for Alice in Wonderland. But she wants to go to college: she’s very good at graphic novels. [...] Frances will be fine, it’ll be fine.”

She follows this statement with an admission that she attempted suicide.

‘I had an episode a few weeks ago where I attempted to jump out of a window.’

Then Love further states that she is Scarlett Johansson’s friend and states that she is interested in playing the role of Courtney in a biopic being thrown together.

‘Scarlett [Johansson] is my buddy. She wanted to see the script, so I’d much rather have a friend do it. I’ve seen her dress up as me: she tried on a slip, everything was perfect.’

I am ready to see Robert Pattinson’s take on this. I am sure after calling her a “dick” post Kurt Cobain biopic feud he might have some colorful retort on this.

Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

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Courtney Love Claims Gavin Rossdale Affair

This is why some societies have laws prohibiting sex with animals – because some men wouldn’t know where to stop otherwise. Courtney Love claims to have had an affair with Gavin Rossdale for eight months after he married Gwen Stefani in 2002. She reveals she was so smitten with Rossdale that she even considered marrying him. Love told radio host Howard Stern that Stefani knew all about her romance with Rossdale all along.

Per The Sun:

Stern asked if Love meant she was having sex with Rossdale while he was with Gwen. She replied: “Yes. She does know.” Stern asked again: “He was having sex with you while he was with her?” Love said: “Everyone… yeah… and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”

Real nice, Gavin. Ick. Love also said she took heat for the relationship because many thought Rossdale was too much like her ex, late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain.

“Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt.” Love said. “But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed…maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”

‘He got good in bed.’ My brain is spinning. It doesn’t know whether it wants me to die laughing or projectile vomit. Poor Gwen. Did she dip Gavin in rubbing alcohol before they started dating? Let’s hope so. It’s also rumored that Rossdale has cheated on Gwen before, but never with a woman who pantyhose had more holes than a Lillith Fair audience. At one point he had a gay lover who blabbed to In Touch and provided photos of the two together. Click HERE to see those.

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Robert Pattinson In Talks To Play Kurt Cobain

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File this one under ‘highly unconfirmed.’ Courtney Love, who’s executive producing a Nirvana biopic tentatively titled “All Apologies“, has reportedly hand picked the “Twilight” series actor Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain. ‘The Sun‘ reports that Pattinson has indeed landed his “dream role” in the part of the Nirvana frontman.

R-Patz has been in regular contact with Kurt’s widow COURTNEY LOVE, who has been handed a key role in the production by bosses at Universal Pictures. “Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt.”

I would dismiss this as a rumor from the British press who seem to pump Pattinson up for many high profile roles but with Courtney involved who knows. The casting would make sense as Robert does bear some resemblance to Cobain and we all know how Spareklepants loves wallowing in his cute grungey-ness. Some might say ‘no way’ but I think the casting would be perfect. Pattinson is very musical with a soulfulness and hard edge that would make him great in the role. Plus he’s already proven he can pull off the tortured look. Hey, it could be worse – at least its not Jared Leto being considered!

David Fincher, the “Fight Club” director currently working on a film about the founding of Facebook, is rumored to be in line to direct. Also, Love is reportedly adamant that Scarlett Johansson play her in the movie about life with her tragic grunge rocker husband. Oh Courtney, Scarlett may be blonde but that is where the resemblance to you begins and ends. Of course, anybody casting a film about their life would want to hire the best looking actors to play themselves, too! Could Johansson really put up with not bathing for a few weeks to allow for the perfect amount of grime needed to play Love?

Kurt Cobain was the lead singer and writer of the 90′s band, Nirvana. The troubled musician had long battled heroine addiction and shot himself in 1994 in the couple’s Seattle home. Cobain and Love had one child, Frances Bean, who is said to be friends with Johannson. The movie is said to possibly being based on “Heavier Than Heaven,” the original name of a 2001 biography Cobain written by Charles R. Cross. The book was criticized as being a collaboration between Love and Cross by friends as Everett True, who criticized the book as being inaccurate, omissive, and highly biased, calling it “the Courtney-sanctioned version of history.” Love has allegedly acquired the rights to the book, with several studios previously engaged in discussions with her to create a film adaptation of Cobain’s biography. Personally I hope the film never gets made as long as Courtney is given any ‘creative’ input.

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Frances Bean Cobain Singing Career

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It was inevitable. The daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love is aimed for a career in music. The recently emancipated teen is joining forces with Evelyn Evelyn to debut her vocals.

Via TwentyFourBit:

Their eponymous full-length album will include “an anthemic 80’s power ballad entitled ‘My Space’” featuring “gang vocals” by “Weird Al” Yankovic, My Chemical Romance singer Gerard Way, Andrew WK, writer/Palmer fiancé Neil Gaiman, Tegan and Sara, and Frances Bean Cobain.

A slew other celebs have added their name to the project. Ex-Hold Steady keyboardist Franz Nicolay, Margaret Cho, Eugene Mirman and Mindless Self Indulgence have all signed on for the song. You can buy the self titled album that features the song sung by a bunch of people who look like the smell weird on March 30th.

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Brittany Murphy’s Cause of Death: Drugs, Foul Play or Natural Causes?

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Brittany Murphy, actress and wife to Simon Monjack, died at age 32 from cardiac arrest yesterday. New details on the tragedy are emerging, while accusations and rumors are flying with everything from drugs to anorexia to her husband coming under suspicion. But how did she really die – was it drugs? Foul Play? Natural causes? Certainly its not ‘natural’ for someone so young and full of life to just pass away, was it? Her family told Los Angeles officials that she was extremely ill in the days before her death. Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter says they will conduct an autopsy today to try to determine what killed her. He says the reported illness could be a contributing factor to her death, but that it will be weeks before a final determination is made. Prescription medications were taken from Murphy’s home and officials say they will contact her personal physician to get a better sense of her medical history. An official cause of death may not be determined for some time, since toxicology tests will be required and could take up to six weeks. Winter says Murphy’s death appears to be from natural causes.

Per PopEater:

Capt. John Kades of the coroner’s office says, “Foul play is not suspected at this time because there were no outward signs of trauma or other injuries,” according to PEOPLE.

TMZ, which first reported that Murphy died after going into full cardiac arrest, has since reported that Murphy was very ill in the hours prior to her death and that she was taking prescription medications for flu-like symptoms she had been experiencing for several days. Sources also told TMZ that Murphy was vomiting before she died Sunday and that several types of prescription drugs were found in the house.

“There were a lot … a lot of prescriptions in the house.” We’re also told authorities did not find illegal drugs in the house, but Murphy was definitely taking various prescription meds.

Murphy collapsed inside the home she shared with husband. Some reports indicate he is the one who found her, while others claim it was her mother Sharon, in the bathroom of her home where there was ‘a significant amount of vomit’ in the room. A neighbor reports seeing the paramedics attempting to revive Murphy, who appeared then to be dead. She was transported to Cedars-Sinai, where she was pronounced dead on arrival at 10:04 a.m. Murphys’ mother also told paramedics that she suffered with Type 2 diabetes, but people connected to the case believe its highly unlikely that contributed to her death. Los Angeles police have opened an investigation into Murphy’s death, with detectives and the coroner’s officials at Murphy and Monjack’s home Sunday afternoon.

In somewhat of a creepy turn, Perez Hilton predicted Brittany’s death in a radio interview earlier this month. When radio host AJ Machado asked Perez if there was another celebrity headed for the same fate as Michael Jackson, Perez reportedly said, “Brittany Murphy maybe.” Did he know something we don’t? Perez has since blogged a warning to Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love to straighten out their act so they won’t be next – let’s hope he’s not right the next time! But Murphy had said that 2010 was the year she had planned to try for a baby with her husband, although she also somewhat foreshadowed her own death in a statement made in 2003.

Per Bumpshack:

“Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.”

No matter how ill she was, she was still too young to die. It’s a shame that we had to lose such a talented actress. We wish Murphy’s family and friends all the best during this difficult time. Feel free to leave your condolences below.

Celeb Reacting To Murphy’s Death:

“2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon. See you on the other side kid.” – Ashton Kutcher

“I’m so saddened to hear this news. I loved working with Brittany. She was so talented, so warm and so sweet. I always felt connected to her as we shared a very special experience in our lives together. I feel love in my heart for her-and hope she is at peace.” – Alicia Silverstone

“Brittany was one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She had the voice of an angel and a genuine heart of gold. I’m very happy to have known and worked with such a special person. My heart goes out to all of her loved ones.” – Donald Faison

“It is a terrible loss for us as actors and to the industry but even greater for her family. My thoughts and prayers are with them.” – Whoopie Goldberg

“My deepest condolences go out to all of Brittany Murphy’s loved ones & may she rest in peace. She was a great talent with a beautiful soul. XO.” - Lindsay Lohan

“Brittany Murphy was an incredible ray of Light to so many people. My prayers are with her family and loved ones.” – Jessica Simpson

“I met [Brittany Murphy] before her star rose. It’s tough to find peace in fame. I wish her peace and happiness in her next lifetime.” – Russell Simmons

“My heart aches having just learned of Brittany Murphy’s death. We were friends time-to-time through the years. I always admired her pure spirit.” – Eliza Dushku

“So sad this is truly a waste. feeling regret we didnt’ do more. i love you so much Brittany and always will.” – Kathy Najimy

“I am beyond words by the loss of Brittany Murphy. I was so blessed to know your grace. My heart goes out to your mama loved ones.” – Soleil Moon Frye

Courtney Love Restraining Order and Crazed Twitter Attacks

Poor Courtney Love. If she wasn’t a coked-out werewolf I would actually feel a little badly for her.

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But since she is…

Not only has Love lost custody of her daughter with the late Kurt Cobain, Frances Bean, she has now been presented with a restraining order to keep her from the teen.

Via TMZ:

“TMZ has learned a judge has now issued a restraining order, prohibiting Courtney from having any direct or indirect contact with the 17-year-old…A hearing to make the restraining order permanent is set for January 5.”

Having to stay 300 yards from her daughter isn’t stopping Love from letting her feelings be known.

In true crack-head style, Love has taken to her Twitter account to misspell as many words possible and let her feelings be known.

Courtney Love’s Twitter Account Via TMZ:

“theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a…rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it.”

Heaven forbid Bean end up an underage mom when she has her own mother to feed, clothe, and check into rehab.

Courtney Love Unfit Mother Looses Legal Guardianship of Frances Bean

It comes a no surprise really. Frances Bean is no longer under the wing of the greatest coke whore of them all.

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Courtney Love has once again lost legal control of her daughter. In 2003 (Frances was 11) Courtney was stripped of her parenting rights after Bean had to call 911 after her mother overdosed. Love’s rights were restored after 15 months of rehab and cleaning herself up.

Frances, is just a year shy of being a legal adult, is now under the guardianship of her grandmother and aunt. TMZ gave a rundown of the facts:

The guardians appointed by the court are Wendy O’Connor, Kurt Cobain’s mom, and Kimberly Dawn Cobain, Kurt’s sister.
The guardianship was established on Friday. Courtney Love was not in court.
The guardianship is for both Frances Bean personally and her financial well-being.
The guardians do not have power over the trust established after Kurt Cobain’s death.
The guardianship was established after a fairly long period of unstable conduct by Courtney Love. The court proceedings, however, are sealed.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “And hopefully when Frances turns 18 a judge will bring down the gavel and make her Courtney’s legal guardian. S#!t, they should just do that now.”

Hecklerspray –“We don’t know what Wendy O’Connor will be like as guardian, but that doesn’t matter – so long as she manages to refrain from embarking on berserk Twitter rampages against computer games or whining incomprehensibly in public about online dating or literally kissing Pete Doherty on the mouth, she’ll probably have the edge over Courtney Love in terms of parental suitability.”

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