Sandra Bullock’s Eating Disorder ?! – PHOTOS

It’s Friday and everyone is tired of hearing about Ashton Kutcher‘s attempt to be the next Tiger Woods. So Life and Style is running with a classic “Scary Skinny” themed issue. The tabloid is targeting Sandra Bullock for being “OBSESSED WITH BEING SKINNY!”

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Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler W Magazine Cover

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This is it? This the “raciest cover” that W magazine has ever shot? I know I am a bit jaded when it comes to shock value but there are no handcuffs, rubber sheets or other implements of sexiness.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler have been playing fake slap and tickle by getting all grope happy at the Golden Globes and other public appearances. Gerry even attended her birthday party which was spent on an island and the dress code was cougar bikini gear. Of course, before all of Aniston’s rom-com movies she is reportedly hooking up with the male lead and The Butler will hit anything with a pelvis and a pulse. So this shoot for W magazine was reportedly supposed to be hotter than any of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s pictures.

Thoughts?

Quoteables:

Dlisted - “What in Photoshop hell did they do to Gerard Butler? He looks like an extra from Grand Theft Auto.”

ONTD – ““Jen’s Shoes are the only thing hot about cover. Seriously, she looks like she is in pain and he looks bored. Overall it looks like a failed Heimlich Maneuver.”

Images Via: W Mag

Johnny Depp is a Unicorn

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Says GQ magazine:

“Johnny Depp’s a unicorn—a really glamorous, one-of-a-kind eccentric. Usually guys try to fit in; they don’t want to get criticized. At any red-carpet event, there are going to be guys who look spiffy in their Prada or Armani tuxedos, but you wait for Johnny Depp, because he’s always going to look super-groovy and unconventional. He wears great man jewelry. He doesn’t shy away from color. He’s always peeking through his amazing hair. It doesn’t matter if Johnny Depp’s lying in a ditch—he’s always going to look incredible.”

True. Really there is no news value and this is simply gratuitous. Enjoy Johnny Depp shirtless on the cover of GQ!

Tiger Woods ‘Vanity Fair’ Cover

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Tiger Woods is quite the tabloids star lately, but now he’s popping up on the cover of Februarys’ “Vanity Fair.” The ‘MIA’ golfer was photographed by Annie Leibovitz, shirtless and lifting weights, for the magazine before he was exposed for the ‘cheetah’ he really is. The issue includes an article written by Buzz Bissinger focusing on the scandal and downfall of one of the worlds greatest golf stars, and is accompanied by a full picture portfolio with never-before-seen shots of a “raw” Woods.

Per Vanity Fair:

“In the end it was the age-old clash of image versus reality…. He deluded himself into thinking he could be something that he wasn’t: untouchable. The greatest feat of his career is that he managed to get away with it for so long in public, the bionic man instead of the human one who hit a fire hydrant.”

I’m sure I’m not the only one whos first thought was ‘prison yard workout’ after seeing the cover picture. Tiger just earned himself some extra Pathetic Points.

Quoteables:

Dlisted – “And at least Annie Leibovitz can pay off some of her creditors so they won’t give her a coronary when they jump out of her bushes as she comes home.”

The Superficial – “Annie Leibovitz has to be pissed. She probably thought she was getting unprecedented access to Tiger when it turns out there’s maybe five females in the world who haven’t seen this shit up close.”

Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Cover and Out Takes – See Them HERE!

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The Frisky has brought forth unto Twifans and crazed Team Jacob panty wearing moms the Taylor Lautner Rolling Stone Cover. (Sounds of a choir of children singing and doves being released.)

Yes, I’m sure this will be the best selling Rolling Stone cover of the year, easily! However, this is likely the last Taylor Lautner cover shot for awhile with the “New Moon” opening behind us. Now we need to wait a couple months for the PR machine to rev up again in anticipation of “Eclipse” in June. By then Lautner will even be of legal age, which will make this whole operation going on of half naked pictures completely legal for us non-teenaged Twi-hards to drool over. Is he really only 17 years old?! …Excuse me while my almost-30 behind goes and bathes in some holy water.

You can see more Outtakes of Taylor Lautner’s Rolling Stone Photos by Click HERE.

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Images Via: Rolling Stone

Adam Lamber Versus ‘Out’ Magazine

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Adam Lambert is featured in this year’s “Out 100″ list in “Out” Magazine but there were apparently some rules about how he should represent himself. Reportedly, Lamberts reps insisted on limiting his questions, not wanting to make him seem “too gay” and the editior-in-chief of the magazine, Aaron Hicklin, was none to pleased and responded with an open letter to Lambert.

Per Out: “Although you narrowly lost to Kris Allen, you were the real winner for those of us who saw your success as a test of America’s growing tolerance. That’s why we’re proud to have you in this year’s Out 100, along with all the other men and women who don’t believe their sexuality should be a barrier to success. It’s unfortunate, therefore, that your record label and management don’t share the same view. We’re curious whether you know that we made cover offers for you before American Idol was even halfway through its run. Apparently, Out was too gay, even for you. There was the issue of what it would do to your record sales, we were told. Imagine! A gay musician on the cover of a gay magazine. What might the parents think! It’s only because this cover is a group shot that includes a straight woman that your team would allow you to be photographed at all — albeit with the caveat that we must avoid making you look “too gay.” (Is that a medical term? Just curious). Luckily, you seemed unaware that a similar caution was issued to our interviewer.

It’s odd, because this magazine has done covers with Pete Wentz and Lady Gaga — getting straight men and women to do Out is easy these days. It gives them cred. Getting gay stars like yourself is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, “Women are pretty.” So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.”

Meow, indeed! The author of the interview, Shana Naomi Krochmal, also posted a letter in which she responds to the thousands of comments the magazine got about Hicklin’s letter and the interview, in which she claims she was ushered out onto a balcony where she was cautioned by a publicist not to make the interview “too gay” or “you know, gay-gay.” Not one to sit back and stay quiet, Lambert had a simple Twitter response to the letter from the editor in chief of magazine: Chill.

Per Radar:

“Dear Aaron, it’s def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine… Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications’ agenda onto my career.”

I wonder if his reps ok’ed his tweet beforehand? Something tells me we won’t see Lambert featured in the magazine again for quite some time, if ever. Adam is right on one account, the letter did draw attention to the magazine. Mission accomplished.

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Adam Lambert’s ‘For Your Entertainment’ Single Track List, Cover, Audio

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Adam Lambert’s album cover made everyone flip out with the level of camp it boasted. His single cover looks a bit better. It’s always an upgrade if doesn’t look like it should be spray painted on the side of a van (ahem…Brooke Hogan’s latest album cover.)

The track listing reads like soundtrack but I know those hopeful tweens out there are seeking deep meaning into each title.

1 Music Again 3:16
2 For Your Entertainment 3:35
3 Whataya Want from Me 3:47
4 Strut 3:29
5 Soaked 4:33
6 Sure Fire Winners 3:32
7 A Loaded Smile 4:04
8 If I Had You 3:48
9 Fever 3:26
10 Sleepwalker 4:25
11 Aftermath 4:26
12 Broken Open 5:03
13 Time for Miracles Bonus Track 4:43

I just don’t get it. Even though he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal’s long lost brother (as pointed out to me by my Matthew McConaughey loving friends) I just keep thinking that he is too Solange Knowles.

Rihanna Goes Topless for Italian Vogue -Photos

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Rihanna clearly has no worries about her body! Wearing nothing but a pair of panties and a couture coat, Princess RiRi has bared all for the September issue of the magazine “Italian Vogue,” likely to leave her fans speechless. Rihanna worked with famous photographer Steven Klein for the shoot, which shows the singer posing in various outfits. The pictures everyone is talking about include one picture her wearing just a thong and opened coat exposing her breasts, although her nipples are covered by patches. Gotta keep it clean for the kiddos!

On the cover, she appears in a Valentino dress carrying a bucket and tossing the water out. This is no doubt to be another sell out magazine for Italian Vogue to add to the list, having to reprint their All-Black Issue last year after it sold out on stands worldwide. Other photos of Rihanna appearing in the magazine show her wearing a Madonna-like conical bra in one photo, and kinky black latex-looking ensemble in another. Although most of the photographs are taken as black and white, there is one color photo which features Rihanna wearing a turquoise dress and boots.

Rihanna sure knows how to show ex-boyfriend Chris Brown what he’s missing out on. But we get it girl. You’re edgy. Got it.

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Images Via: RihannaDaily.com

Ashlee Simpson Women’s Wear Daily Photoshopped Glory – Photos

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Ashlee Simpson has won the photoshop award for her spread in Women’s Wear Daily. Seriously. Who looks at this terrible airbrushing job and says to themselves, “Yup. Job well done here! Replacing Ashlee’s legs with Unrealistic Expectations Ballerina Barbie’s was a freaking sweet idea! Now, who’s ready for some Jimmy John’s?”

At least the Stella McCartney dress is cute.

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Image Via: WWD

No One Wants to Buy Gisele Bundchen

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Vanity Fair and Harper’s Bazaar each had their worst selling issues when they featured Gisele Bundchen on their covers. Both magazines suffered a huge dip in single sales and were the worst of the year. Vanity Fair took a huge hit after featuring Bundchen on the cover. A wimpy 280,000 copies were bought which was the lowest sale for the magazine in 2 years. It come as a bit of surprise to the editors. In September of 2007 Gisele was in the top 3 best selling issues for the year.

Per Observer:

“It might be that she’s losing her looks,” quipped Vanity Fair spokeswoman Beth Kseniak.

Ouch. Bitter must be the new black.

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Images Via: Vanity Fair, Harpers Bazaar