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Angelina Jolie Locks Kids in Bedroom While She Gets DRUNK ?!

November 23, 2011 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.

Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”

Emma Stone: Natural Blonde, Mom Got Drunk with Brangelina

July 26, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Emma Stone was on ‘Conan’ and discussed many key current event topics like her natural hair color and her mother getting drunk with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ star admitted that she is a natural blonde but went red for a film. Judd Apatow is responsible for her love of the ginger hair hue. He had her dye it and she found that she felt “funnier” after ditching her blonde locks.

Britney Spears to Marry Jason Trawick

October 21, 2009 By Holly Stafford 3 Comments

If mama Spears has her way, her daughter is gearing toward another trip down the aisle! It’s far from being a secret that Britney Spears has had a rocky past in the romance department, but she just may have finally found the one… at least according to what her mother thinks. Its been said that papa Jamie Spears approves of boyfriend Jason Trawick, but now reports are saying that Lynne Spears is such a huge fan of him that she hopes the couple can make their love go the distance.

Per Us:

“Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” a friend tells Us Weekly.

Given Britneys last choice in husbands, I’m sure they approve of anybody who isn’t stuffing their cheetos-loving face with one hand while juggling a beer and chain smoking with the other. One thing that apparently impressed mama Spears was when Jason stood by her daughter during her crazy unstable times when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and losing custody of her two sons the year before.

“Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life,” says a source. “He’s very protective of her. She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don’t think she’s been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her,” the source adds. “He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions.”

Sounds to me he’s more of a babysitter or a paid handler to her than husband material. But maybe thats what Britney needs to keep her sane. Great – if her mom knows whats best for Britney than the world is perfect as always for little Miss Spears, ya know – cause she did such a great job in raising her. *Thumbs up with awkward laugh*

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Salma Hayek’s Hissy Fit

September 4, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

When Salma Hayek can’t get a seat at a restaurant, she goes a tad crazy! While out with a couple of her friends Wednesday night, Hayek threw a hissy fit and made quite the scene at the Chateau Marmont restaurant when she wasn’t able to be seated immediately without a reservation. Salma reportedly wanted to eat outside and didn’t feel as though she should have to wait for a table.

Per Radar:

“The beautiful actress was with a couple of girlfriends and when she realized the patio was full and the hostess wouldn’t seat her – Salma freaked out! She created a scene, yelling Spanish…The hostess tried to calm her down and said she could have the first available table. Even her girlfriends tried to calm her down. But Salma was steaming and then switched to complaining in English and didn’t stop until a party left and she was seated.”

I guess it’s one of the biggest humiliations in celeb-world, to be seen waiting for anything. “Radar” claims to have been there, and seen everything with their very own eyes. Salma’s rep, however, is putting a different spin on the entire situation.

Per Perez Hilton:

Salma’s publicist tells us, “Salma went to the Chateau last night for a drink later in the evening to celebrate her birthday with friends. When she arrived (around 10pm) her entire party was already there and seated. She joined her family and friends at the table and had a lovely evening.”

Whether this turns out to be true or not this woman is married to a billionaire so she’s probably used to getting everything she wants. Let this be a warning to all the Hostesses and Waiters/Waitresses out there: When Salma Hayek rolls up to your place to eat, make sure this woman has a seat – pronto!

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Joaquin Phoenix Goes Crazy While Buying a Cape

August 7, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

There is nothing wrong with cape shopping. Batman, Superman and Elvis all have to get new threads at some point. However, Joaquin Phoenix has been acting nuttier than squirrel shiz lately. He claimed to have ditched acting for a career in rap, started wearing EZ Combs and waged a war against personal hygiene. (Which begs me to ask the question why is bathing the first to go when one goes crazy?) Phoenix also made a bizarre appearance on David Letterman awhile back (click HERE to see the crazy Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman Video.)

Most people are claiming it is just an act for some Casey Affleck documentary. However, I am finding that a hard sell. Casey is married to Joaquin’s sister, Summer Phoenix. I highly doubt that she would let Casey film and make documentary of her brother’s downward spiral. Either way, lets hope he gets help.

Per National Enquirer Via Celebitchy:

It’s no hoax, folks – Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The looney-toony star, dressed like a homeless derelict and muttering to himself nonstop, was spotted pawing through racks of clothes at Red Balls on Melrose, where he finally grabbed a black velvet cape, black trousers and mesh top, ducked into a dressing room – and began belting rap songs.

Emerging in his new outfit, he told the salesgirl he’d be wearing it home. Nervous, she asked: “What form of payment will you be using today, sir?”… then nearly jumped out of her skin when Phoenix banged down a wad of cash and yelled: “MONEY!”

Said an eyewitness: “He mumbled madly while the girl counted out his change and offered him a bag for his own clothes. Joaquin never said a word, rushed out of the store wearing his velvet cape – and dumped his old clothes in the nearest trash can!”

Maybe he was off to seduce Lindsay Lohan, she strikes me as someone who loves a ho in a cape.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol, Joaquin Phoenix, WTF?!? Tagged With: cape, Casey Affleck documentary, Crazy, Joaquin Phoenix, joaquin phoenix rap, Rap, Rapping, real madrid vs toronto highlights, Shopping, Summer Phoenix, wakeen phoenix, wakim phoenix

Mischa Barton Involuntarily Held in Psych Ward

July 16, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Mischa Barton was placed under a 5150. Sound familiar? It should to you Britney Spears loving gossip mongers. It is the same psychiatric hold Spears was under twice. Yesterday around 3 PM police responded to a 911 call at Mischa’s home. Police cited a “medical issue” had arose and they responded accordingly. They have since enforced the 5150 and taken her to Cedars-Sinai.

The Insurance Portability and Accountability Act (HIPAA) laws have prevented any official word of why she is being held. What is known is that they can hold her for up to 72 hours under the hold. A rep also confirmed she was no longer going to attend her film premiere for “Homecoming.”

Ah yes, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” was a brilliant play. Odd, but I am sure it has some kind of artsy-fartsy integrity. In the case of Mishca Barton, one was ripped from the crack whore’s nest.

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Lindsay Lohan is a Liar, Liar Crotch on Fire

June 24, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Wow Lindsay – how many more people are you going to add to your list of people who are furious with you? After a night out with the boys, Justin Timberlake appeared to be headed to the dog house with girlfriend Jessica Biel. Witnesses claim that Timberlake was in full party mode, acting a little bit on the crazy side, and cheating on Jessica. Lindsay Lohan calimed he was being unfaithful (click here to read about Lilo’s cheating claims).

Per Page Six:

“He was drinking tequila all night. At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious.”

Hmmm so far, sounds no more out of sorts than any of my house parties! At one point during the night, Lindsay Lohan came out to the dance floor and tried to dance with Justin, who apparently had no interest in the actress and basically told her to take a hike. No stranger to rejection, you’d think Lohan would go on about her spaced-out way and forget about all of this… But instead, she decided to act out a little bit of revenge against Timberlake, by going the route of Twitter. How mature! By Twittering messages such as “where’s jb cheater” that night and “Why do people cheat?” the day after. Lohan was pretty obviously attempting to get back at the singer who shunned him away. Rumors are flying rampant after those messages that Justin was seen dancing and cozying up to a brunette who wasn’t his current girlfriend. But now the owner of the club has come out to defend Justin, and all but call out Lohan by name on her lies.

Per Contact Music:

“My partner, Danny A, was with Justin and a few of his guy friends the entire night, and I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls. He was having a good time with the guys, and came and left with them. I have surveillance cameras that show this to be the case and anything you are hearing is simply not true,” said “Avenue” owner Noah Tepperberg.

Eventually Lohan backtracked on the remarks she made, claiming the messages were left by someone who happened to hack into her Twitter account. How convenient! Doesn’t matter if Timberlake cheated or not – he still had enough common sense and self respect to keep his distance from Lohan, and for that I think he deserves some major kudos!

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Snoop Dog’s Wife Dead in the Basement ?!?

April 10, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Here is your WTF? for Friday. TMZ found this bit of crazy…

According to the California Highway Partol’s website a tip was reported that Snoop Doggy Dog had the dead body of his wife in the basement. It was reported to the police and added to the site called CHP, but no one took it seriously. The tip failed to make it to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department and no one bothered to investigate it.

I am sure she is fine and following him around preventing him from indulging in his love of fried chicken and waffles. Which coincidently sounds like a delicious heaven of friend food mixed with the best breakfast food ever. But, just so I sleep easier, someone go check on Mrs. Snoop.

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Katy Perry Carries Lock of Miley Cyrus’ Hair

February 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 3 Comments

Here we have a case of crazy. While at the 2009 Grammy Awards, Katy Perry made a pit stop and slummed it with Ryan Seacrest. He must have been having a bad hair day because he was a grouchy little sprite.

While Ryan was tolerating her crazy she told him to ask her about what was in her purse. The grouchy little imp retorted that he didn’t want to because he’s done that bit a million times. Katy insisted so he humored her. Perry pulled out a lock of Miley Cyrus’ hair. She also whipped out a lock of Taylor Swift’s hair too. You could tell it was T.Squints because it was bitter and full of teenage angst. Completely thinking… “This ho is nuttier than crunchy peanut butter,” Seacrest was speechless.

It was a Grammy miracle.

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Jessica Simpson Suffering from Break Down ?!?

February 6, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica….ugh.

Simpson is starting to loose it. She is going to be found bald and practically covered in BBQ sauce after going nuttier than squirrel shiz circa Britney Spears.

Jessica Simpson suffered what people are calling a “meltdown” during her Grand Rapids concert. I call it being that dumb, but she is under fire after completely screwing up repeatedly during her sets. Going Gonzo reports that she forgot most of the lyrics to her own songs and even mouthed the word “sorry” to the crowd.

*While singing “With You” she just stopped singing mid-song. Her back up vocals took over the lead and bailed her out. Spies say that she “seemed a little embarrassed and said it’s difficult to be on stage and be so vulnerable.”

*She had the band restart her song “Pray Out Loud” after she failed to start singing the first time around.

*Through several other songs she kept getting lost and loosing her place in the song.

*While singing “Come on Over” she forgot the lyrics. Simpson then apologized to the crowd.

*While going into her last song, “Do You Know” she talked about wanting to walk off the stage and be done with the mess. After barely making it through the concert she thanked her band for “having her back” during the debacle and started crying.

Maybe she was drunk? Nope…I can’t make excuses…..she’s that stupid.

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