Apparently, if Mariah Carey and Naomi Campbell had a lovechild it would be Jodie Foster. Radar is reporting that the “Panic Room” star left visible bruises and scratches on a 17 year old fan who took her picture. The boy and his girlfriend were eating at The Grove when they caught sight of Jodie with her two sons. He started snapping away with his camera and she got a case of the angries.
According to the police report filed by the boy:
“Vict while at The Grove saw susp and began to take pics of susp with his camera then walked to the valet area of The Grove. Susp followed vict, poked him on his chest, grabbed vict by his left arm causing visible injury.”
The father of the alleged victim told RadarOnline.com exclusively: “My son was at The Grove with his girlfriend and they were going to see a movie. He saw Jodie Foster and is a big fan so went over and took a picture of her.
“She came after him, poked him in the chest and said, ‘Do you even have a mother you slime ball?’”
The family said that their son was really confused and apologized profusely to the actress. “He didn’t mouth back at all and was scared of her,” the father said.
“At one point Jodie’s son even came over to my son and apologized. Her kids were really embarrassed.”
Foster is intensely private about her personal life, especially when it comes to questions about her sexuality. She has two biological sons, Charles, 11, and Christopher, 8, but has never revealed the identity of their fathers.
The family of the alleged victim later went to police who filled out an incident report. Police did not respond at the scene. Because of that the incident report can be a “he said, she said” type of document. Foster’s first name is spelled wrong and her age is incorrect on the document. That information would be supplied by the alleged victim.
But the alleged victim’s father not only insists his was victimized, he’s furious. “On top of it all, he’s a minor! My wife is furious that while Jodie was trying to protect her children, she wasn’t there to protect her son.
“This left a really bad impression on my son about her. He used to be a big fan and now he has a bad taste in his mouth. He’s a good kid; kind of small for his age. There was no threat to Jodie.”
This kid is trying to way too hard to make himself sound innocent. “He is small for his age…he was a huge Jodie Foster fan….” I am not buying it. More to the point…what 17 year old boy is “huge Jodie Foster fan”?????? How many teenage midgets with Foster fetish are out there? His story needs Febreezed because it smells like a pile of crap. You know people don’t use the insult “slime ball” anymore. Jodie is a closeted butch and would probably hurl insults that you would need to Google and decipher with Urban Dictionary.
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