Katie Holmes NOT Filing for Emergency Hearing

The Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce saga keeps rolling with the drama. As my Aunt Yetta said this morning…

“This is better than my programs! Well, almost better than the time that adorable midget tried to save Chastity after the demons in the basement tried to kill her or the time Whitney and Chad made that incestuous flipper baby.”

Hollywood Life stated Katie was trying to force Tom into a divorce on her terms by filing for an emergency hearing that will be open to the public.

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Tom Cruise Begged Katie Holmes to Save Marriage ?!

Unless the “begging” went like this…

Tom: Please?
Katie: No.
Tom: Fine. I’m going to go call John and see if he wants to…um…discuss Scientology stuff.
Katie: Bitch please.

I don’t believe it. According to People and a slew of other sources, you shouldn’t either. Cruise’s legal team is already starting to weave a plot into the media. First, they are putting together a legal filing of their own requesting his divorce terms.

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