Hayden Panettiere Crying Drunken Mess at Party

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You all know how much I love a good “drunken mess” story. Namely because I have been there, but this one is about Hayden Panty-Tiara or whatever the Devil her name is and I love her like a cold sore. This one comes from the print edition of National Enquirer so lets all put on our imagination caps.

Via Celebitchy:

“Hayden Panettiere suffered a meltdown at a recent bash, drunkenly climbing on top of a pool table and breaking down in tears, according to eyewitnesses. The 20-year-old “Heroes ” star “turned into an out-of-control party animal” at the home of Dole Food Company heir Justin Murdock, a fellow partygoer told the Enquirer.“Hayden was the party guest from hell!” added the source. “She was a complete drunken mess!”

Ah, yes. Usually I climb on top the pool table and sing my rendition of “Push It” (by the lovely Salt-N-Pepa), but this mess started crying. (For the record I have only gotten drunk and cried one time and in my defense that was because I got hit in the head with an empty keg. True, but long story.) Then she made the ultimate mistake of letting her boobs take over the show.

“Hayden was sobbing uncontrollably on her hands and knees on top of the pool table with her boobs hanging out of her dress,” said the eyewitness. “Her girlfriends tried to help her down and pull up her top, but she kept pushing them away. Everyone was shocked at how drunk Hayden got.”

Panettiere was also rumored to have gotten a boob job (click HERE for those photos and story *check your pop up blocker if it doesn’t pull up) so I am sure her new ta-ta’s just have a mind of their own.

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P.S. How creepy is it that Hayden looks eerily like a sober Lindsay Lohan?!?!

Dina Lohan Says Lindsay Is A Cutter

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In another small glimpse into the tortured and messed up life of Lindsay Lohan, another taped phone call between parents Michael his ex-wife Dina has surfaced, in which Dina admits that Lindsay is a cutter. Rumors that Lindsay was causing harm to herself over the past few years began after multiple photographs revealed fresh cuts and old scars on her wrists and arms, a tell-tale sign of self-mutilation. HollywoodDame first reported on this a couple months back (You can read about that here), but it appears the cutting has been going on for quite some time as the audio recording released is back from 2008. In the conversation Michael and Dina both acknowledge how bad their daughter’s problems have become, but both deny they either of them are at fault. Michael tells Dina that he represents the bad things in Lindsay’s life but his ex-wife interrupts.

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Per Radar:

“Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

Dina then admits that she feels like Lindsay’s in a dire situation and that something bad is bound to happen to her.

“I know it’s gonna happen,” Dina says. “If something happens I will feel that it’s all your fault, that’s how I will feel, it’s not about me.”

“And I’ll feel that it’s everybody else’s fault,” Michael responds.

The estranged exes then continue to bicker more about whose fault it is. Michael’s says that earlier leaks of phone conversations are proof that Lindsay needs help and were slammed by Dina, who along with her daughter have also threatened legal action. He claims to be releasing these conversations as a way to push his daughter into rehab to get some help.

“I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes,” he told us. “But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”

The latest phone recording is just one of several tapes released by Michael over the past week. Previous recordings have revealed a crying Lindsay on the verge of a breakdown calling out for help and about an alleged secret relationship with Heath Ledger around the time of his death (You can read about that here.) How could Dina know and look at her arms and do nothing about it? She knows its real bad but yet says she wouldn’t be at fault if anything happens to Lindsay? News Flash Dina – you will be 100% at fault for doing nothing! Without any kind of help, Lindsay will most likely self-destruct within the next 18 months or less. She never stood a chance with parents like these.

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Kanye West Kicked Out of VMA’s, Pink Attacked Him, Beyonce Gives Taylor Her Spotlight Back – Video

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This is so ridiculous I had to devote an entire post to it. We have all heard that Kanye West crashed the stage after Taylor Swift won the award for Best Female Video. He literally took the mic from her hands to brown nose to Beyonce. (Click HERE to see the Video of Kanye West Stealing Taylor Swift’s VMA Win Speech) The stunned teen was clearly upset after he announced Beyonce should have won but left the stage with grace. Once she was in the cover of the backstage area, she and her mother were crying.

Pink, who I now adore even more, literally tried to attack West. His security escorted her away. I am glad to see Pink being her fiery self. Had I been there I would have gotten a sock full of quarters and scrapped with her. Kanye was then asked to leave the 2009 MTV VMA’s at was asked to leave Radio City Music Hall. From that point on, every time his name was mentioned boos and jeering rained down.

Later Beyonce won the Video of the Year award and gave up her acceptance speech to Taylor. B said that she still remembers when she was 17 and up for her award with Destiny’s Child. The “Single Ladies” singer then asked for Swift to come out and have her moment. Now that is class.

He has since issued an apology, in all capital letters as he is complete idiot and easily outsmarted by caps lock button, and in it said “WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.” This isn’t the first time he threw a temper tantrum like a child. In 2004 he put on a display of his immaturity and stated he was robbed of the Best New Artist nod at the American Music Awards. Again at the 2006 MTV Europe Music Awards in Denmark he stormed the stage and announced that he should have won again because his video for “Touch the Sky” cost a million dollars and had Pamela Anderson in it. (There was a million dollars wasted.)

Hmmm…is it just me or is his track record just full of “should have won” songs? But, I think that Katy Perry has summed it up properly with her Tweet following the incident along with other celebs showing support of Swift.

Katy Perry: F*CK U KANYE. IT’S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.

Pink: Kanye west is the biggest piece of sh*t on earth. Quote me.

John Mayer: Big love to my girl @taylorswift13. A class act.

Adam Lambert: Kanye needs to chill. He freaks out every year. It ain’t that deep man.

Cheers to that.

‘New Moon’ Nearly Kills Kristen Stewart

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It wasn’t easy shooting “Twilight” sequel “New Moon” for Kristen Stewart. Filming the movie nearly kills her, but its not the fault of the motorcycle stunts; Its when her character Bella has to tell Jacob that she still is in love with her vampire lover Edward.

Per MTV:

“My favorite line in the book is when I have to say to [Jacob], ‘It’s him; it’s always been him!’ Like, I have to say that. Yeah, it killed me, it killed me. Just like everything in our movie, it’s such a heightened version of reality. It’s like, people don’t just break up [in the 'Twilight' films] — they break up and it literally kills you,” Kristen says. “It’s not like you just say, ‘Oh, I’m really depressed and crying.’ Everything is supposed to be a fantasy version of that. So I always had a really hard time figuring out, ‘Am I doing enough? Do I look like I’m going to die?’”

Taylor Lautner, who plays Jacob, agrees with Stewart that this book turned movie is probably the most intimidating and very complicated, stating that there is a lot of heartbreak. And Jacob’s heartbreak isn’t much easier than Bella’s.

Per MTV:

“Edward leaves at the beginning and she goes into this depression, I come to try and bring her out of it. Then I go through my own issues, and then she leaves me. It’s all over the place, and there’s a lot going on and there’s many of those scenes that you described. Well, we call it the break-up scene — but it’s the scene right after she sees me shirtless and I’ve cut off my hair, all different for the first time,” he says. “I have to tell her that we can’t be friends anymore.”

Fans will gain a better understanding of the heartache when the film opens on November 20. Hey Kristen, if its that hard I’m available to step in!

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Get Owned by Al Roker – Video

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Two of the biggest wastes of space hit the Today Show and were bent over by Al Roker for behaving like 5 year olds with decent bank accounts.

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Typically I don’t like to post anything on these two because (a) it is a waste of my time and (b) they don’t deserve it. However, I find it amusing that Roker must have drawn the short straw and had to interview these two morons. He clearly wasn’t thrilled with it and you could tell he was over it. After being owned by Al, Heidi was crying about it because that’s the extent of her talents.

Per Ryan Seacrest:

“I was shocked at how rude he was – I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked,” said Montag. “I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly [sic] and mean-spirited.”

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience,” said Montag. “I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Al Roker is my hero for the day. He also Roker Twittered his feelings that Speidi will soon be a thing of the past.

Quotables:

Bumpshack – “Heidi was probably just upset that Al kept giving her his ‘Roker Face, Roker Face.’

Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight Issue

Jessica Simpson showed off her slight fuller & healthier looking figure over the weekend — and now her critics have made a mountain out of a mole hill!

At this past Sunday’s Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines Florida, the 28-year-old singer and part time actress dressed in high-waisted jeans and a double belt, shocked people with her new paded bod. A lot of websites out there are poking fun at her, calling her fat and overweight now. Fat??? True, she looks like she may have gained a few pounds. But this is more of a case of bad fashion statement as she made The Dame’s Fashion Disaster list (Click Here to See That Story) Simpson has always had a curvy figure, but her fashion choice this weekend was horrible. A couple of people have since come to her defense, including her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Per AshleeSimpsonMusic.com:

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash”

So Jessica is a size two and they’re attacking her weight? Wow -What a “glamorous” message to be sending to all the pre-teen girls who idolizes her. Hollywood trainer and author of “The 5 Factor Diet” Harley Pasternak has also come to the defense of Miss Simpson, defending her. Her former trainer tells “Extra” that the singer is now Healthy. Pasternak worked with Simpson during the filming of “Major Movie Star” in 2007.

Via Extra:

“She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she’s healthy. She’s still sexy. She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.” He adds, “I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.” Says Pasternak. “I think Jessica has a really healthy perspective on her healthy body image and looks like a woman. I would take her body any day over somebody who’s emaciated and looks unhealthy.”

Personally, weight-wise she looks fantastic and is a very beautiful person. Fashion-wise it was not one of her better choices. Jessica usually is dressed very stylishly in clothes that flatter her body. Maybe it was just an off day for her? It takes a very specific type of woman to pull off those high-waisted jeans, and Miss Simpson surely is no Victoria Beckham. Stick to the low-waisted jeans, honey.

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