Snooki’s Police Car Crash

Normally I don’t bother with these twits from Monkey Island. However, I had to ask who their right mind would let Snooki drive them around Italy? One would probably be safer letting an actual drunken gorilla drive.

The cast of ‘Jersey Shore’ has invaded Italy. My apologies to Europe. Snooki was behind the wheel when the stack of phone books she was sitting on must have slipped and she crashed into one of the police escort’s cars. She rear ended the officer and wedged her ride between the cop and the highway protection wall. They took Snook into custody, but revealed that no alcohol was involved. (Stupidity was though.)

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Mel Gibson HIT Oksana Grigorieva, Restraining Order Filed – UPDATE

Just another day in the farm animal crazy life of Mel Gibson. The old drunk who spews anti-Semitic banter with police has a restraining order filed against him by his mistress and mother of his 8th child, Oksana Grigorieva. *Earlier reports said that Gibson had filed a restraining order against her. The opposite is true contrary to Radar’s reports.

In case you don’t remember, Mel was been whorey and was dating Oksana while he was married. (Click HERE for photos of Mel and Oksana playing on the beach while he was married.) His wife said screw this noise, busted out some old school Destiny’s Child and hit CTRL+ALT+IQUITTHISHO on their marriage. Gibson and Grigorieva then had baby Lucia. Oksana then realized that Mel’s ho shiz wasn’t worth it and they split in April.

UPDATE:

We’ve learned Oksana’s lawyers went to the family law court in downtown L.A. last Monday for an emergency hearing, and told the judge that Mel allegedly got violent with her — two sources say Oksana claimed Mel was “extremely violent.”

Sources tell TMZ the judge issued a restraining order prohibiting Mel from having any contact with Oksana. We’re told the next day, Mel’s lawyers went back to court and got the order modified so Mel could see their daughter.

We’re told Mel also got a restraining order against Oksana, but only with respect to prohibiting her from releasing certain information.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie LEGALLY SPLIT

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Jennifer Aniston is exploding giggles and hauling out her Brad Pitt shrine and dusting off his old bong. The News of the World reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have legally split. Meaning they are diving up the rainbow nation child army and cash.

According to the media outlet, Jolie and Pitt met with a “high powered divorce lawyer” and agreed to split their $330 million fortune. As far as the kids…they will share custody, but all six will live with Angelina.

A source told the News of the World: “The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split. It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”

The report goes on to detail that no set date of Brangelina’s break up has been set, but all the paperwork has been done. What I’d like to note is the lack of evidence. The report failed to name this “high powered attorney.” So this lawyer could turn out to be Ally McBeal.

Another red flag on this Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split report is the quotes used in their report from a fictitious interview Das Neue (German magazine) came up with. Currently, reps are denying these split reports. So before all you Brangeloonies end it all by throwing yourselves into a fiery volcano, wait for an official announcement. Which will probably not happen anytime soon seeing as these break up rumors appear to be total crap. For those skimmers: ANGELINA AND BRAD HAVEN’T SPLIT…..yet.

UPDATE: Here is the big fat “Told Ya So” update. Click HERE to see the update on Brad and Angelina’s PRENUP Documents.

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Levi Johnstons Custody Dispute

A custody battle over Sarah Palin’s grandson is getting nasty. A judge says that details of the dispute between Palin’s daughter Bristol and the baby’s father Levi Johnston cannot be kept confidential, even though Bristol asked to keep those details secret on grounds they’d promote a media circus that might embarrass her son Tripp when he gets older. Also denied denied was Bristol request to use pseudonyms – Jane and John Doe – in all filings. Bristol has petitioned for child support, and full legal and physical custody of their son, claiming that Levi “is not yet mature enough to take on significant parental responsibilities.” Levi wants shared custody, and open court proceedings to ensure everyone would behave and play by the rules, mainly grandmother Sarah.

Per People:

“I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding. I know that public scrutiny will simplify this matter and act as a check against anyone’s need to be overly vindictive, aggressive or malicious, not that Bristol would ever be that way, nor that I would. But her mother is powerful, politically ambitious and has a reputation for being extremely vindictive . . . So, I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin’s instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin.”

Bristol responded in a sworn statement that Levi’s assertions and fears about vindictiveness and meddling are off base.

“None of this is true; my mother is not involved in this case, except as a grandmother,” she said in her statement.

Bristols’ petition also seeks a visitation schedule for Levi, who she says has exercised “sporadic visitation rights.” Well honey, its kinda hard for him to visit when he’s chasing your mama’s book tour bus all over the country to have a couple of minutes with his son! Levi previously said that the Palin family had “pushed him over the edge” when it came to his visits with Tripp, coming up with excuse after excuse as to why he couldn’t see his son. Bristol also asks that Levi’s mother, Sherry Johnston, should not be allowed unsupervised visits with the baby following her drug arrest. Sherry was sentenced last month on a guilty plea to one count of possession with intent to deliver the painkiller OxyContin and is serving out most of her three year sentence under home confinement. Bristol’s custody petition also claims Levi may have his own issues with substance abuse, saying he made statements about seeking “weed” on Twitter. He denies the accusations, saying the Twitter account “is a fraud” and that he doesn’t have an account on the site. In addition, Bristol says Levi’s recent semi-nude pictures in Playgirl magazine has led to speculation over his ability to raise Tripp in a healthy environment.

Sounds to me like Bristol is trying to grasp at straws here!

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Sandra Bullock and Jesse James Fighting a Porn Star

Miss Congeniality herself is in a custody battle with her husband’s porn star ex. Sandra Bullock and her husband Jesse James are fighting his ex-girlfriend for custody of his daughter, Sunny. Jesse and the child’s mother, Janine Lindemulder, split when she was 7 months pregnant with their daughter. Bullock is trying to prove that she is a better parent for her husband’s daughter than the girl’s mother, an adult film star and director, who has just served six months in prison for tax evasion. Lindemulder was released last month and now is living in a halfway house, while James had been awarded sole custody of Sunny. She can seek custody at the end of the year.

Per E!:

“What would give her the right to take away my daughter?” Lindemulder said of Bullock, toward whom the majority of her ire seems directed. “This is my daughter. I’m the best mother I can be.”

James is determined not to let his ex gain custody of their daughter because, according to court papers he fears his little girl would be introduced to a dangerous world if she lived with her mother. The current dispute has arisen as the couple claims they have seen suspicious marks and bruises when she arrived at their home after Lindemulders’ visition.

Per The Morung Express:

“Good cause exists for the court to conduct a review to determine if (the girl) will be safe with (Lindemulder),” James said in a statement to the court. “She should be restrained from allowing the child around pornographers, drug addicts, guns and firearms, felons and other unsafe environments.”

James also has two older kids from his first marriage, and Sandra has said that she’s very happy being an involved stepmother, saying that she feels “very blessed.” The couple also have some concerns over Lindemulders new boyfriend Jeremy Aikman, who has several past state and federal convictions involving alcohol, guns and the manufacturing of narcotics. Lindemulder reportedly sent a text message to James when she was charged last year, telling him “U WIN. Sandra has her baby congrats,” even though she acknowledges Sandra for being an “excellent mother” who genuinely cares for her daughter.

Per E!:

“I know the term ‘stepmother’ carries many connotations, one of them being a ‘glorified babysitter,’ ” she writes. “My commitment and responsibility to Sunny, and Chandler and Jesse Jr., goes beyond that. We are FULLY prepared to accept the responsibility and make Sunny’s transition as healthy as possible if full custody should be awarded to Jesse…We are here, and know we may have a tough road ahead of us but we have built a strong and stable foundation, which makes us ready for anything.”

Jesse James and Lindemulder are equally unimpressive. Asking a judge to look at the home of the mother who has just been released from jail sounds pretty reasonable to me. I feel for Sandra in this situation. Being a step-parent in a blended family is a difficult situation. Does poor Sandra stand a chance against the devil’s crowd?

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Britney Spears to Marry Jason Trawick

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If mama Spears has her way, her daughter is gearing toward another trip down the aisle! It’s far from being a secret that Britney Spears has had a rocky past in the romance department, but she just may have finally found the one… at least according to what her mother thinks. Its been said that papa Jamie Spears approves of boyfriend Jason Trawick, but now reports are saying that Lynne Spears is such a huge fan of him that she hopes the couple can make their love go the distance.

Per Us:

“Lynne said, ‘He’s the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying. The kids love him, and he’s stable,’” a friend tells Us Weekly.

Given Britneys last choice in husbands, I’m sure they approve of anybody who isn’t stuffing their cheetos-loving face with one hand while juggling a beer and chain smoking with the other. One thing that apparently impressed mama Spears was when Jason stood by her daughter during her crazy unstable times when she was involuntarily committed twice to a psychiatric hospital in 2008 and losing custody of her two sons the year before.

“Most everyone else abandoned her, but Jason refused to be completely cut out of Britney’s life,” says a source. “He’s very protective of her. She has been honest with Jason about what she’s been through in a way that I don’t think she’s been with other people, and he always preferred to not sugarcoat the harsh reality of what happened to her,” the source adds. “He tells her when she should take responsibility for her own actions.”

Sounds to me he’s more of a babysitter or a paid handler to her than husband material. But maybe thats what Britney needs to keep her sane. Great – if her mom knows whats best for Britney than the world is perfect as always for little Miss Spears, ya know – cause she did such a great job in raising her. *Thumbs up with awkward laugh*

Kelly Rutherford Granted Restraining Order Against Estranged Husband

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Gossip Girl” star Kelly Rutherford’s relationship with her estranged husband has just gotten that much uglier! Rutherford has been granted a temporary restraining order against her husband the father of her two kids, Daniel Giersch, after claiming he has been threatening and following her, among other things. The childrens nanny, Michaela Kothanova, claims she wound up quitting because she was so unnerved by Giersch’s attitude during custody exchanges and she was even threatened with legal action when she refused to answer his questions about Rutherford. Ann Edwards, Rutherford’s mom, alleges Giersch followed her and his son, 2-year-old Hermes, to restaurants and to a store without prior agreement. The declaration filed Thursday also accuses Giersch of being inflexible with his scheduled custody visits and stressing her out so much she’s having a hard time breastfeeding their 3 month old daughter Helena.

Per Zap2it:

“I am not producing enough breast milk to store up quantities that can be given to Daniel for feeding Helena,” she claims in the document. “I believe that the stress Daniel has created for me is also negatively impacting my ability to produce milk.”

Giersch said in his own court filing Thursday that Rutherford is the one who’s switching up the visits on him and he has concerns that Kelly, her caretakers, and Kelly’s mother are causing immediate harm to their children. His lawyer says that Rutherford’s claims are nothing but ‘fabricated accusations.’

Per PopEater:

“Daniel will remain focused on co-parenting both of their children and not make any personal comments in order to continue to protect the children’s need for privacy and well being,” says his lawyer, Fahi Takesh Hallin.

A judge has ordered Giersch to stay at least 100 yards away from Rutherford, Helena and their son Hermes “except for brief and peaceful contact as required.” The restraining order is in effect for 21 days pending a court date on October 15th to hear more evidence. The once happy couple have been in and out of court for months now, hiring PIs and haggling over minor things such as the kids’ potty-training, pool fences, residency, school, travel, and more. Giersch also claims that he found out online when she had their baby. Now that cold Kelly. Since when is a simple phone call asking too much?

Whitney Houston Opens Up About Bobby Brown; The Drugs, Abuse, And Spitting In Her Face

In what Oprah Winfrey is calling “the best interview of I’ve ever done,” Whitney Houston has revealed that she suffered years of abuse and drug addiction during her marriage to Bobby Brown. The R&B diva revealed that her ex-husband was emotionally abusive and went so far as to spit in her face when they were together.

Per OMG Yahoo:

“He spit on me. Actually spit on me. And my daughter was coming down the stairs and she saw that,” Houston told the daytime talk show host during the 24th-season premiere of The Oprah Winfrey Show on Monday. “He had such a hate in his eyes for me.” Houston, 46, explained that following the incident, Brown pushed her against the wall and things got bloody. “I took the phone and I hit him over the head with it. And he just fell out on the floor,” she said.

I personally think he got off easy only being hit with a telephone after that disgusting act! Houston also tells Winfrey that Brown slapped her once, and she retaliated by knocking him in the head three times. Whitney admits that probably the worst drug she was addict to was him, as she wouldn’t do anything without him, including actual drugs. But he didn’t have the same affections for her as she recalls that their marriage got so bad that Bobby “was cutting her head off pictures and painting evil eyes on their bedroom walls with spray paint.” Um yea, thats a little too disturbing for my pleasure. She claims the core of their problems was the jealousy that Bobby harbored for Whitney’s success, as his career was headed downhill. So much so that she had to downplay her own success just to make him feel better.

She goes on to admit that the couple developed a love for the nose candy drug shortly after Houston’s success in the film ‘The Bodyguard’ way back in 1992. After that, she pretty much became a coked-out constantly and stopped thinking about her career all together. Instead blew hundreds of thousands of dollars on drugs. Things then became a little bit crazier after a seven-month long period of time that she spent watching TV and living in her pajamas. Houston says that she and Brown started smoking rock cocaine to combat the affect of the marijuana they were smoking.

Per OMG Yahoo:

“We were lacing our marijuana with [rock cocaine],” Houston admitted. “It’s almost like heroin and cocaine speedballing, but you level it off with the marijuana, okay?”

She credits her mother, Cissy Houston, for saving her life by bringing sheriff’s over to her house with a court injunction in an attempt to stage an intervention and forcing her into rehab, determined not to lose her daughter to the drugs. But thats not the end of the horror that happened throughout their relationship. She goes on to describe more about the emotional and physical abuse she suffered at the hands of Brown, describing him to be her drug of choice.

Per OMG Yahoo:

“[He]was very much the father, he was very much the man. He was very much in control. I liked that. When he said something, I listened. I was very interested in having someone have that kind of control over me. It was refreshing.” She called Brown her “drug,” saying: “I didn’t do anything without him. I wasn’t getting high by myself. It was me and him together. We were partners.”

Thankfully, the couple went their separate ways and divorced in 2007. Whitney and Bobby have one daughter together named Bobby Kristina, who Whitney has custody of. Houston said that she has been honest with her daughter about her drug use and even took her to an Atlanta drug rehab for mothers and daughters. She is now riding the comeback train, as her newest album debuted at number one on the Billboard charts last week. Good luck to you Whitney!

Michael Jackson: Never Adopted His Kids, Their Real Father Revealed, Joe Jackson Snubbed

So much for letting Michael Jackson rest in peace. After several emails begging for the scoop, we have broken our rule and here is the dirt. (The Dame is a sucker for begging.)

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Not only is there still a great deal of speculation surrounding the pop icon’s death, even more is being revealed concerning his three children: Michael Jr., Paris, and Prince.

First, it is being reported that Jackson was NOT the biological father of the two oldest children (shocker), but also that he never legally adopted the children.

Via TMZ:

“We broke the story that neither Jackson nor Debbie Rowe are the biological parents of Michael Jr. and Paris. And Michael was not the biological parent of Prince Michael II either. Now here’s the rub. We’ve learned Jackson never filed legal papers to adopt any of his children. Legal experts tell us Jackson would be presumed the father but it’s not conclusive by any means.”

To make matters worse, US Weekly is reporting that the children’s biological father is actually Jackson’s former dermtologist (and Debbie Rowe’s boss), Arnold Klein.

Via US Weekly:

“He is the dad. He and Debbie signed an agreement saying they would never reveal the truth.”

When will this insanity end? And when will someone actually realize that there are children at the heart of this matter?

Apparently, not anytime soon. As of now, Michael’s mother Catherine, has been granted temporary custody of the kids. However, I have a little itch deep inside that is telling me once she learns Michael never officially adopted the children-and therefore aren’t entitled to any of his money-they will be shipped off to Debbie Rowe who will begin her stint on the talk show circuit.

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In case you were wondering about what Jackson’s will stated, so is the rest of the world, the Jackson family in particular. Well, with one little exception. It seems that Michael left his father, Joe “I am about to launch a record label” Jackson out of the will entirely.
Via E!:

“The document—which will no doubt be the centerpiece of a lengthy and ferocious legal battle in months to come—divides the superstar’s estate among his mother, his three children (Prince Michael, Paris and Prince Michael II) and at least one charity.”

Catherine and Joe sought to control Michael’s estate claiming the pop star died without a will when this one, drafted in 2002, surfaced. A lawyer for the family is denying that any will has been presented to the family.

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