Charlie Sheen ‘In Love’ With Porn Star, Bree Olson

Yesterday (Feb. 14) Charlie Sheen called up The Dan Patrick Show and gave an odd interview to prove he wasn’t a drunken man-slut. Too bad he sounded exactly like a drunken man-slut.

Here are some gems from the world’s most honest coke fiend…

On returning to the set of ‘Two and a Half Men’ only to find everyone was at home posting their resumes on Career Builder: “They said, ‘You get ready and we’ll get ready.’ And I got ready and went back and nobody’s there. I don’t know what to tell you … I’m here and I’m ready. They’re not. Bring it, you know?”

On the subject of his perpetual state of Snooki drunk/Lindsay Lohan high/Tiger Woods slutty getting violating his contract: “”Nit pick, nit pick, but I don’t think [the clause] covers, ‘Let us totally dominate and interfere with your personal life.’ I have a contract. They said, ‘Get your act together,’ and I did.”

On his X-Men power of sobering up: “”I heal really quickly, but I also unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys. Get me right now!”

On why he is a crack Snorlax: “Boredom. Wanting to make things better – whether it’s real or imagined. I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree.” Later he added, “Avoid crack, unless you can manage it socially.”

He also admitted that he has a girlfriend. Simple deduction would peg Bree Olson has his new lady love. Bree and Charlie spent the holidays together in her home town of Fort Wayne, IN. He reportedly met some of her family and they spent Christmas together.

He also faced a pregnancy scared with another porn star pal. Kacey Jordan allegedly sent Charlie a text stating that she was knocked up but “going to take care of it.”

Warner Brothers also announced that the last 4 episodes of ‘Two and Half Men’ have been cut. TMZ reports that production will resume on Feb. 28th, but only half of the remaining 8 episodes will be shot after the show creator, Chuck Lorre, has said hit Ctrl+Alt+IQUITTHESHEEN.

“One crew member tells us, “We’ve been left in the dark and now we have no pay for 4 episodes and all we hear is that Chuck is saying, ‘They’re not my problem.’”

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Mike Tyson Arrested On Battery Charges

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Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson was arrested on a charge of misdemeanor battery after laying into a photographer at LAX last night who got a little too close for his comfort. Tyson was traveling with his 10-month-old daughter and his wife, and his representative claims that Tyson acted in defense against an “overly aggressive” photographer in order to protect his daughter after the photographer struck him in an apparent attempt to provoke him.

Per LA Times:

“Mike acted in self-defense as a father protecting his child,” said Tyson’s spokeswoman Tammy Brook.

The photographer claims that Tyson punched him in the face and tried to take his camera. Police arrested Tyson and photographer Tony Echevarria, who was also booked for misdemeanor battery after the incident. After Echevarria hit the ground, he got up and walked away leaving a trail of blood on the floor from a minor cut to the forehead. While Tyson was taken from the scene in a squad car, an ambulance was called for Echevarria, who was taken to a local hospital for treatment receiving 5 stitches. Both Tyson and Echevarria reportedly performed citizen’s arrests on eachother and want to press charges against each other, but there seems to be a lot of different versions of what happened.

“There’s a lot of different versions to the story,” Sgt. Jim Holcomb said.

Echeverria’s camera was booked as evidence and police also were checking if there was any surveillance video of the incident. Tyson was cooperative as he waited in a holding cell at the airport police station, with bail being set at $20,000. Both men were released without any restrictions and free to go wherever they want. Due to the incident, Tyson could be facing prison time if charges are filed because it would be a violation of his probation in Arizona. Tyson was arrested on felony cocaine possession and misdemeanor DUI charges there in 2007. He was given three years probation and per the terms of that probation, could not violate any laws. If charges are filed against Tyson, he could be looking towards at least 2-and-a-half years in State Prison.

If everything is confirmed, this will be Tyson’s 45th victory by knockout. Echevarria got off easy. He may have gotten a cut to the forehead, but at least he didn’t get his ear bitten off.

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Naomi Campbell Cuts Another Photographer

Naomi Campbell is a veteran at assault. The glamazon has been involved in numerous charges of attacking everyone from assistants to photographers and police. One case in involved a cell phone.

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New reports state that Naomi once again hit a photog and cut his eyes. Best part is, she didn’t even need straight razors coated in Vaseline. (I heard it works wonders from a ho I used to pretend I liked in exchange for not being cut.) Campbell used her nails and handbag to put the paparazzo in the hospital according to the Daily Mail.

Gaetano Di Giovanni claimed his face was scratched and bruised after Miss Campbell, 38, allegedly slapped him and hit him with her handbag. The supermodel’s ‘nails had damaged his left eye’, Mr Di Giovanni was reported telling Italian newspaper La Repubblica.”

The model is on vacation with her boyfriend in Italy when Giovanni got too close. Her rep insists that nothing happened and the entire story is completely untrue. The rep also stated that Gaetano was seen following her in a small boat the next day. He also made no reports to the police.

Good ol’ Naomi. That’s I Moan spelled backward. Just sayin’.

Angelina Jolie Nearly Decapitated by Paper Cut

That’s what she wants you to think anyway. (Yes, I know. How terribly misleading and cruel, but really it’s the only story about Angelina Jolie I’d care to hear about. When the news highlight of the day is Jolie getting injured on set, you run with it.)

While shooting her latest film, “Salt,” she got an ouchie after she bumped her head. She was doing a stunt and got a glorified paper cut. Being the patron saint of helpless and foreign babies around the world, Jolie was taken to the hospital.

Via TMZ:

“This morning while filming an action sequence… Angelina Jolie sustained a minor injury. As a precautionary measure, Ms. Jolie will be taken to the hospital and examined. Production on the film has resumed.”

Oh praise Allah! Angie will live on to continue not eating and calling Jennifer Aniston a hag.

Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight Drama, James Pickens Jr. Back Tracks

I am getting beyond tired of these two. They should kill the bitches off on the show and be done with it. We all know something is up. You can’t really hide the fact that they are going to go at some point. According to my sources these two ARE leaving. It’s just a matter of time. Right now the status is in limbo. The stars’ agents and network attorneys are currently still battling it out. The point is that negotiations are still happening.

Katherine Heigl has been trying to find a way out for 2 years now. Notice how T.R. Knight’s character is noticeably absent or has a total of 3 lines in every episode? Right now the fate of their characters is up in the air. Rumors that George was going to take a sudden interest in the military have been brewing but according to leaks, that story line has been scrapped.

James Pickens Jr. was the original cast member confirming that they were leaving. Have let the cat out of the bag and got in trouble, he is now back tracking on his previous statement.

Via People:

“We’ve been living with these rumors for a long time,” he said before the NAACP’s awards show. “When the question was posed to me, I was more trying to congratulate Katie and T.R. on whatever they were going to do. But yeah, I don’t have any special info about it either way.”

How is “yes they are leaving” a congratulatory statement? Just flush them down the toilet like dead goldfish and get it over with.

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Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight Leaving ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ – CONFIRMED

According to co-star James Pickens Jr. both Izzy and George will be leaving “Grey’s Anatomy.” While at the NAAC Awards lunch Pickens, who plays Dr. Richard Webber, revealed that both whiney bitch, Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight are out.

Via Page Six:

“Yes, she is.” And he continued, “Wherever Katherine goes, I wish her nothing but the best.” When asked about T.R. Knight’s status he responded: “He’s going too. He just wanted to pursue other career paths.”

Via Us Magazine:

“He complains to Katherine all the time,” a set source has said. “The energy on set will be much better when he’s gone.” Sources close to the actors concur.

“Katherine is ready to move on to the next chapter,” says a set source. And Knight is “not shy about telling people” he wants out of his contract.”

This changes things. Originally Katherine’s character was not going to die due to the weird ghost story line. I wonder if they are going to bump her off or just have her walk away like the string of other characters have?