Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off Stage – VIDEO

In the Top Ten Things That Amuses Me, Prince and his slightly creepy but diva attitude of Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Kayne West rolled into is perched at #1 today.

Kim Kardashian wobbled up on stage wearing Cleopatra’s ho strollin’ gear as Prince worked the stage in a gold lame suit from Barbie’s disco collection. Fierce commanded her to dance and she stood around like she was trying to figure out what 7+6 is but her Spanx were too tight and cutting off blood flow to her brain. When Prince demands you dance…you dance. He doesn’t care if you are a one-legged midget with fibromyalgia. You start busting out something with a wiggle. He then kicked her off the stage and Kris Jenner hung her head in shame in this wasted fame whorin’ opportunity.

Because Prince is a gracious and forgiving queen, he let her come up a second time to try and redeem herself.

Josh Duhamel Cheated on Fergie with a Stripper!

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Did Josh Duhamel cheat on wife Fergie? If you ask a stripper by the name of Nicole Forrester the answer is yes and she apparently took a lie detector test to prove it while he’s saying her claims are nothing more than lies. According the “National Enquirer,” Josh and Nicole met at the Tattletales Lounge, an all nude club in Atlanta, where she performs under the name “Delilah.”. He was there filming the romantic comedy “Life As We Know It,” but told Nicole his name was JD and he was there to film a porno. Classy.

Per Radar:

“I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’” claims Forrester.

Now take this all with a grain of salt my dears. This is the National Enquirer afterall, and its not often they are really right. Nicole says she gave Josh and his friend a nude dance before they exchanged phone numbers. A few days later, she claims Duhamel called her and the two had a night of wild sex in his $820 per night hotel room. The article says that Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was even paid for telling her story. Duhamel and his representatives says the strippers claims are, of course, “bogus.”

Per E!:

“This is not the first nor will it be the last time that a stripper was paid a large amount of money to sell a false story about a celebrity,” Duhamel’s rep said in a statement released this afternoon. “This story is absolutely ridiculous.”

Josh and the Mrs. have been rumored to be on the rocks lately, with chitchat that Josh is ready for the pitter-patter of tiny feet but that Fergie isn’t done having her fun just yet. However, this story has a holes bigger than those you’d find at a strip club – Think about it! For starters, Forrester admits she was paid to tell her tale to The National Enquirer. She claims the story of dancing nude for Duhamel at an Atlanta strip club in early October is true, and that she even passed a lie detector when admitting to sex with the star at the hotel. But where is the proof of this so-called lie detector test? And other media outlets are claiming Forrester’s attorney also contacted them, asking for “compensation” in exchange for the story. I’m sorry, but I believe Duhamel in all of this mess!

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Ellen DeGeneres Sued!

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Oh the travesty! Talk show queen Ellen DeGeneres & her talk show’s producers for “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” are being sued for the use of music during the “dance over” segment at the beginning of each show, where Ellen dances through the audience to some music having a good time interacting with everyone and it’s so hilarious and even I laugh. But the record companies don’t find it to be too funny – because they weren’t paid their licensing fees!

Per Huffington Post:

“As sophisticated consumers of music, Defendants knew full well that, regardless of the way they rolled, under the Copyright Act, and under state law for the pre-1972 recordings, they needed a license to use the sound recordings lawfully,” the suit states.

Plaintiffs include Arista Music, Atlantic Recording Corp., Capitol Records, Motown Record Company, Sony Music Entertainment, Virgin Records America and Warner Bros. Records. Typically, Ellen’s show plays less than 30 seconds of a song and it can be argued that it falls under fair use. Ellen’s people say they didn’t “roll that way,” on licensing, but they seriously need to come up with a better defense on that one!

Ellen’s show has been on the air for 6 years, so why are the record companies just now filing a suit?

Quoteables:

Evil Beat Gossip: “I’ll tell you what’s funny, though — no one would have reported on this story if Ellen hadn’t been named the fourth Idol judge this week. Success is a bitch.”

Gawker - “Here we thought the music industry was about bringing happiness into an otherwise dismal existence. Now we learn they’re only about profits. The horror!”

Billy Ray Cyrus Defends Miley Cyrus Pole Dancing -Video

It may be just a hunch, but I don’t think Billy Ray Cyrus will be winning any “Father of the Year” awards anytime soon! Speaking out for the first time, Cyrus doesn’t think that anything is wrong with his daughter Miley’s pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards last week. Um, excuse me? The fact that she’s only 16 is wrong enough! While singing her latest hit song, “Party In The USA,” Miley jumped on top of an ice cream cart that was being pushed by her back up dancers. She then crouched and danced next to a metal pole attached to the top of the cart, which set off a firestorm of criticism all over the place and leaving behind a trail of ticked off mothers of daughters who look up to Cyrus as a role model.

Per Access Hollywood:

“You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people,” Billy Ray told Access. “She loves singing [and] songwriting. I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion,” he added. “I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it’s important.”

So your underage daughter dancing provocatively on a metal pole is considered art? The window is closing on the Cyrus family’s chance to set this girl straight or she will be well on her way to becoming a ‘Lohanesque’ sort of mess. I give it two years, tops, and we’ll have some Miley Cyrus naked pictures or a sex tape being shopped around.

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Katie Holmes on ‘So You Think You Can Dance’ – Video

In a pre-taped and pre-recorded performance, Katie Holmes does her best to impress with a version “Get Happy” originally owned by Judy Garland. She was on “So You Think You Can Dance” to pimp her new charity called The Dizzy Feet Foundation. The goal is to help underprivileged kids to experience the art of dance.

Wait…she is helping poor children with the gift of dance? Who is she aiming to help…Oliver Twist perhaps? Those kids are malnourished, but damn they can dance!

Quoteables”

Yeeeah - “Belting out Judy Garland in a pair of fishnets surrounded by sweaty gyrating mens sounds less like a foray into charity and more like Tom Cruise’s wet dream magically come to life. ”

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Lindsay Lohan is a Liar, Liar Crotch on Fire

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Wow Lindsay – how many more people are you going to add to your list of people who are furious with you? After a night out with the boys, Justin Timberlake appeared to be headed to the dog house with girlfriend Jessica Biel. Witnesses claim that Timberlake was in full party mode, acting a little bit on the crazy side, and cheating on Jessica. Lindsay Lohan calimed he was being unfaithful (click here to read about Lilo’s cheating claims).

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Per Page Six:

“He was drinking tequila all night. At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious.”

Hmmm so far, sounds no more out of sorts than any of my house parties! At one point during the night, Lindsay Lohan came out to the dance floor and tried to dance with Justin, who apparently had no interest in the actress and basically told her to take a hike. No stranger to rejection, you’d think Lohan would go on about her spaced-out way and forget about all of this… But instead, she decided to act out a little bit of revenge against Timberlake, by going the route of Twitter. How mature! By Twittering messages such as “where’s jb cheater” that night and “Why do people cheat?” the day after. Lohan was pretty obviously attempting to get back at the singer who shunned him away. Rumors are flying rampant after those messages that Justin was seen dancing and cozying up to a brunette who wasn’t his current girlfriend. But now the owner of the club has come out to defend Justin, and all but call out Lohan by name on her lies.

Per Contact Music:

“My partner, Danny A, was with Justin and a few of his guy friends the entire night, and I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls. He was having a good time with the guys, and came and left with them. I have surveillance cameras that show this to be the case and anything you are hearing is simply not true,” said “Avenue” owner Noah Tepperberg.

Eventually Lohan backtracked on the remarks she made, claiming the messages were left by someone who happened to hack into her Twitter account. How convenient! Doesn’t matter if Timberlake cheated or not – he still had enough common sense and self respect to keep his distance from Lohan, and for that I think he deserves some major kudos!

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Joe Jonas Does Beyonce’s ‘Single Ladies’ Dance – Video

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Back in February the Jonas Brothers decided to give their fans a little something for funsies. They had a contest to make Joe Jonas do something ridiculous and doing the “Single Ladies” dance from Beyonce’s latest album won.

I am kinda surprise they didn’t change the lyrics to “Shoulda put a purity ring on it” and send this nuttery off to Russell Brand.