In the Top Ten Things That Amuses Me, Prince and his slightly creepy but diva attitude of Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Kayne West rolled into is perched at #1 today.
Kim Kardashian wobbled up on stage wearing Cleopatra’s ho strollin’ gear as Prince worked the stage in a gold lame suit from Barbie’s disco collection. Fierce commanded her to dance and she stood around like she was trying to figure out what 7+6 is but her Spanx were too tight and cutting off blood flow to her brain. When Prince demands you dance…you dance. He doesn’t care if you are a one-legged midget with fibromyalgia. You start busting out something with a wiggle. He then kicked her off the stage and Kris Jenner hung her head in shame in this wasted fame whorin’ opportunity.
Because Prince is a gracious and forgiving queen, he let her come up a second time to try and redeem herself.















