Rihanna and Kanye West Flirty Hook Up

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Rumor has it Rihanna was seen getting cozy with Kanye West at the London club Whisky Mist, flirting outrageously and doing some dirty dancing during a recent night out. Was she drunk?? Certainly no one would entertain this idea on their own free will!

Per Showbiz Spy:

“When Kanye came in, he immediately gave her a huge hug and kiss, and sat down with her. The pair were chatting at length, ignoring everyone else,” a source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper. “She stood in front of Kanye giving him the benefit of a very private dance — and he loved every second. When people started filtering out of the club at 3am, Rihanna was still in a party mood — so the group had their very own lock-in, with free-flowing drinks and their choice in music. They left around 4.30am.”

Ooo Sleeeeee-zzzaaayyyy! First Chris Brown, now Kanye West? Girl, you need better taste in men! Rihanna was supposedly dancing with female pals when Kanye joined her at the VIP table and ordered several bottles of expensive Dom Perignon champagne. She then cozied up to Kanye during their champagne-fuelled evening at the club, before doing her little dance when Mariah Careys‘ “All I Want For Christmas (Is You)” came on.

Somewhere in the back of his head, I’m sure he was thinking ‘Hey Rihanna, Imma let you finish. But my girlfriend Amber Rose gives the best lap-dances of all time.”

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Lindsay Lohan IS the Next Meryl Streep Y’all

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This American jewel is totally going to be the next Meryl Streep….of straight to DVD movies. After clubbing with her 15 year old sister, Ali Lohan, this weekend the twosome hit LAX looking haggard. Of course they looked like they had been fished out of the drains of the local Mystic Spray Tan joint after spending the weekend partying until 6 in the morning. Lindsay Lohan and Ali started out Friday evening at Teddy’s where they bumped into Jason Segel (nude guy from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”) and squeed with joy. They then reportedly did a costume change and took Jason to Adam Levine’s house to finish partying until the wee hours of the morning.

Poor Ali Lohan. I feel bad for her. She already looks like disgruntled Applebee’s hostess who moonlights as a stripper who specializes in foot fetishes.. Imagine what this girl is going to look like when she is 30…Egads.

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Billy Ray Cyrus Defends Miley Cyrus Pole Dancing -Video

It may be just a hunch, but I don’t think Billy Ray Cyrus will be winning any “Father of the Year” awards anytime soon! Speaking out for the first time, Cyrus doesn’t think that anything is wrong with his daughter Miley’s pole dancing at the Teen Choice Awards last week. Um, excuse me? The fact that she’s only 16 is wrong enough! While singing her latest hit song, “Party In The USA,” Miley jumped on top of an ice cream cart that was being pushed by her back up dancers. She then crouched and danced next to a metal pole attached to the top of the cart, which set off a firestorm of criticism all over the place and leaving behind a trail of ticked off mothers of daughters who look up to Cyrus as a role model.

Per Access Hollywood:

“You know what? I just think that Miley loves entertaining people,” Billy Ray told Access. “She loves singing [and] songwriting. I always tell her to love what you’re doing and stay focused for the love of the art and not worry so much about opinion,” he added. “I give my kids a lot of freedom to make the art they wanna make, and make it in their own voice. I think it’s important.”

So your underage daughter dancing provocatively on a metal pole is considered art? The window is closing on the Cyrus family’s chance to set this girl straight or she will be well on her way to becoming a ‘Lohanesque’ sort of mess. I give it two years, tops, and we’ll have some Miley Cyrus naked pictures or a sex tape being shopped around.

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Dance of the Scariest Hobbit of Them All – Tom Cruise

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Good morning my dahhhhlings. Yes, in Dame time rolling out of bed at noon on a Saturday is considered morning. You should be grateful I have kicked the cabaña boy out of my bed and opted to work. (And by cabaña boy I mean guy from In-N-Out Burger. And by work I mean make fun of Tom Cruise.)

Tom Cruise was getting his little man swerve on at a Beyonce concert at the Staples Center in L.A. Tommy Girl was dancing to “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” as onlookers took pictures and laughed according to the Daily News. He made his beard, Katie Holmes, stay in Australia while he pranced around and dedicated the song to Ryan Seacrest. They are kindred hobbit friends and have sleep-overs while watching “Project Runaway.” (Just an assumption.)

Here is what it probably looked like:

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Justin Tiberlake Cheats On Jessica Biel (According to Lindsay Lohan)

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Jessica Biel’s meal ticket just ran out. That is, if you believe Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.
That’s right. Apparently, Justin Timberlake had one too many shots of Patron last night at NYC’s Avenue nightclub and, after dancing on his booth, made out with a lucky club goer.

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Via Poison Ivy:

“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat. Only problem is, JT is still together with Jessica Biel!”

Is it me, or is that brunette Cisco Adler?!?

Timberlake’s secret would have been safe had he chosen a bar with a dress code. It seems Avenue lets anyone in which means Lindsay Lohan was there…with her iPhone…logged on to her Twitter account.

Around 3:00 AM, Lohan tweeted the following:

“…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”

She’s really deep. So deep, I need boots.

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Paris Hilton Lesbian Prostitution Claims

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It’s Monday. And on Monday’s Paris Hilton comes out of the closet. That’s right kittens, according to some woman named Elizabeth Jawhary, she and Paris would often party together in Las Vegas.

As if Paris’ feet weren’t freakish enough, the partying got more disturbing as time went on. Jawhary claims that she and Paris partook in a little girl-on-girl fantasy action…for money.

Via NY Daily News:

“Some Hollywood players would pay for girl-on-girl action. I’d be there. And they’d pay to watch. On at least one night, Paris joined in. Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked.”

The classy Jawhary went to blab that she was paid $5,000 for a “private show” but never saw Paris take any money. The crabs were free of charge.

This story was leaked by Mark Ebner, author of “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton.” (Read about that literary masterpiece by clicking here). Jawhary herself could not be reached for comments. Hilton’s people, naturally, are denying that a lesbian tryst ever took place.

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Britney Spears’ Boys Dancing to Toxic – Video

Awww… How cute! No matter what craziness is in store next for Britney Spears, at least she’ll always have two fans! Sons Sean Preston and Jayden James had a good ole’ time dancing to their mothers songs “Toxic” and “Baby One More Time.” And Mama Spears couldn’t be more proud!

Via ONTD:

“Check out the newest addition to my show on http://www.BritneySpears.Com. Hope you love em as much as I do! -Britney (via twitter)”

How adorable are they! Lets hope with influence of Grandpa Jamie Spears that these two kiddos might have the chance to grow up with some sense of normalcy…