Daniel Craig: “Kardashians are F**king Idiots”

Suddenly I have more admiration for Daniel Craig. The most recent successor to the James Bond throne slammed the Kardashian Klan for being about as useful as an empty mini bar. When it came to their ability to turn bowel movements into reality tv and Kim’s 72 day marriage to Kris Humphries, Craig summed up his feelings for the famewhore family via GQ per (CM)…

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Berenice Marlohe is the New Bond Girl – PHOTOS

The next woman to gnaw on Daniel Craig’s James Bond face is Berenice Marlohe. The little known French actress/model will be the next Bond Girl.

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Rachel Weisz Married Daniel Craig – CONFIRMED

Rachel Weisz used the ejection seat on her relationship with Darren Aronofsky back in November. They split after 9 years of cohabitation and agreed to raise their son together and things would be rainbows of amicability. Daniel Craig was rumored to be making Hungry Eyes with Rachel on the set of ‘Dream House.’ After dating quietly since the end of her union with Darren, Weisz and Craig married in New York.

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Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig Spotted Holding Hands- PHOTO

In this jaded world we live in we aren’t satisfied until a celebrity couple announces the fact that they are banging on a magazine cover plastered with pics of said couple smiling gaily in matching cashmere sweater sets while confetti canons explode in the background. So when privacy loving celebs keep it quite tabs go into overdrive and examine every piece of evidence to prove they are hooking up.

Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky were separated for several months while Daniel Craig broke off his engagement to producer Satsuki Mitchell. Rachel and Daniel reportedly had great chemistry on and off set of ‘Dream House.’ So naturally everyone deduced that they are sampling each other’s goody baskets.

The rumor sizzled for awhile before becoming a ‘meh’ topic due to lack of proof. It has since be reheated as the two were spotted holding hands. Weisz and Craig are said to be staying at a cottage together in Dorset for the holidays and hitting up pubs.

Yes I know…it’s a slow day.

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Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky Split, James Bond to Blame

Rachel Weisz is the epitome of classy and adorable so I find it hard to believe she does anything besides taking bubble baths in a diamond encrusted tiara after a long day of reading to blind children and making pudding for the homeless.

TMZ is screaming that Rachel dumped Darren Aronofsky (director of ‘Black Swan’ and ‘The Wrestler’) for Daniel Craig. She and Darren were together for nine years, never married but had a son together. The couple has been separated for awhile and have agreed to seek joint custody of their 4 year old, Henry Chance.

“Reps for the former couple tell TMZ, “Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky have been separated for some months. They remain close friends and are committed to raising their son together in NYC.”

Sources have also squealed that Weisz has been hooking up with Craig since they worked on ‘Dream House’ together in early 2010.

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Rooney Mara Wins ‘Girl With a Dragon Tattoo’ Role

You may have never heard of Rooney Mara, but that’s not going to last long. The virtually unknown actress has landed one of the most sought after roles in Hollywood today: Lisbeth Salander.

If you are asking who the hell that his, then you’ve probably never heard of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ or it’s two counterparts published after the demise of author Stieg Larsson.

Two of the books have already been made into films in Sweden, but director David Fincher will be taking the lead with Mara and Daniel Craig starring in the English language version of the films.

Via Deadline:

“Rooney was considered Fincher’s first choice in the process: the director had just helmed her in The Social Network. Closing a deal will amount to a formality, because Mara essentially agreed to terms when she and other young actresses signed on to tests that Fincher and producer Scott Rudin have conducted over the past several weeks. Her deal includes an option for two sequels that will cover The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest, the second and third books in the Millennium Trilogy by the late author Stieg Larsson. The books continue the same murder conspiracy storyline.”

It is anticipated that the film will be released at Christmas time, 2011.

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Robert Pattinson Shops for Action Film, Jackson Rathbone is Kid Friendly

Could Robert Pattinson be switching it up a bit – going from playing the heartthrob in movies to becoming to next big action star? Seems that way, as his ‘people’ are busy trying line up at least one top notch action flick for him to take on this year.

Per Examiner:

With all the rumors (and bogus ones at that) about Robert Pattinson possibly becoming the next James Bond or even starring in the upcoming fourth Spider-Man film, it seems there is definite interest within the Hollywood community to see Robert Pattinson take an action role.

While seeing Pattinson in the role of Bond? James Bond, 007, you know who I mean, would be interesting and quite the jump for his career, don’t look for it to happen anytime soon. During the London premiere of his movie “Remember Me,” Pattinson revealed that he’d entertain the role of James Bond if offered but also admitted that he isn’t very athletic and is “not good at running.” He also reminded the everybody that if the role of James Bond was offered, it wouldn’t be anytime soon saying, “Maybe in a few years.” With predecessors like Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, and Daniel Craig, Pattinson would be a much younger James Bond but maybe they can revamp the movies like they are doing with the “Spiderman” movies. Speaking of which – As for the rumor that’s been going around that he could replace Tobey Maguire donning the Spidey costume in the reboot, Pattinson says it’s totally not true, although it’s the kind of thing he’d love to do because he likes the idea of “doing an action movie where you can never see your face, cause you don’t have to go to the gym and you don’t have to do any of your stunts and stuff.” However, don’t worry about Pattinsons’ career – his movie “Remember Me” was just released and is receiving high praises from fans despite the critics harsh reviews, “The Twilight Saga: Eclipse” is out in June, and he is currently filming “Bel Ami.” He is considered as hot property in Hollywood these days, so the Bond franchise would be lucky to have him!

Meanwhile, the other lesser talked about Cullen brother, Jackson Rathbone will be at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards tomorrow night with his co-star Nicola Peltz in support of their upcoming film “The Last Airbender.” Above is a promo spot for the awards show, featuring Jackson and Nicola.

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Sienna Miller: I Didn’t Have Sex with Heath Ledger!

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My new boo’s over at New York Times mistakenly padded Sienna’s boyfriend background. Heath Ledger and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs were added to the notches in her bedpost in an article titled “What She Really Wants to do is Act.” The “Casanova” starlet was scathing mad after the paper ran with the idea she bedded her co-star. Since then a correction has been ran to appease the offended bed hopper.

Correction: October 17, 2009
“An article on Page 4 this weekend about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them.”

I would like to also note the article drops a few other names like Jude Law, Daniel Craig, James Franco and MARRIED Balthazar Getty on her list of sexual conquests that went un-corrected. She had no problem admitting she made sexy times with a married man, but felt the paper should site correction for an assumption she slept with a friend. WTF??? Sienna should have just titled the article “I Didn’t Diddle My BFF, But I Have Boinked Every Man in the Tri-State Area.”

What’s that old saying? Ho needs to learn to pick her battles? Whatever it is, she needs to reread her “Ways of the Slut” manual. It’s standard issue once you complete Home Wrecking 101.

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Hugh Jackman Cell Phone Rant – Video

Hugh Jackman flipped out on a theater patron for failing to turn their cell phone off. This is 2009. Who doesn’t know how to turn off their phone? More importantly who passes up on an opportunity to put it on vibrate?

While Hugh and Daniel Craig were doing their artsy thang on stage, someone’ phone interrupted their dialogue. It must have been a Kanye West ringtone because Hugh flipped his shiz and stopped the play so the patron could answer it. You know if it would have been “Single Ladies” he would break out into a dance.

Quoteables:

Dlisted: “This is why theater ushers should carry tasers. When a cell phone rings, taser the bitch, drag them out of the theater and go on with the show!”

Robert Pattinson Voted Most Attractive Male

It’s an honor that’s taken 12 months for votes to be accumulated. “The Most Attractive and Most Elegant” polls on Hello Magazine’s website draw voters in by the thousands, attracting well over half a million votes. Britney Spears newly rejuvenated career was met with taking first place in the Most Attractive Female category, coming in with an impressive 43% of the votes. The 27-year-old who is riding the Comeback Train of 2008-2009 even beat out one of her toughest competitors, Angelina Jolie, who came in second with only 25% of the votes. In the Most Attractive Male category, it should be no surprise that “Twilight” vampire hottie Robert Pattinson came out on top with 39% of the votes. I wonder how many Twilighters sat at their computer voting over and over for hours each day (myself included!) to make this happen!?! Voting in this category was tight, with second place going to “Doctor Who’s” David Tennant with 39% of the votes.

Other contenders included Hugh Jackman and Brad Pitt, with whom Pattinson won by over 20 times more votes. The UK talent was in full force, with the rest of the top 5 going to fellow British actors Hugh Laurie, Orlando Bloom, and Daniel Craig. For the second year in a row, Madonna was awarded the Most Elegant Woman title with 27% of the votes. Sarah Michelle Gellar gave the material girl a run for her money, coming in at second place with only 24% of the votes. The winners were announced earlier today.

Aside from Sparklepants….someone has terrible taste.