Please. I doubt if Angelina Jolie lets Brad Pitt see her business, let alone some would-be artist. (Let’s also remember she wasn’t above making sexy times with Billy Bob in front of limo drivers and bathroom attendants.)

However, that hasn’t stopped celebrity shock-sculpture makerDaniel Edwards from depicting St. Angelina in the buff with a clay baby attached to each teet.

This is the same, um, artist, who brought us the masterpiece “Monument to Pro-Life” which featured a nude Britney Spears “presenting’ (as some of us like to call it) and giving live-birth on a bear-skin rug. [This reminds me: Dame, you may need to get your bear skin rug cleaned after yesterday's staff meeting...it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, kittens.] He also did a golden Oprah and Paris Hilton doing something I am pretty sure is illegal in several states with her rat/dog. (All of those photos are after the cut below.)

Via PR Newswire:

For World Breastfeeding Week, Phantom-Financial announces the unveiling of a life-size park bench sculpture of Angelina Jolie nude with her twin babies by New York artist Daniel Edwards just minutes from Brad Pitt’s own birthplace in the Oklahoma City Metro area in September before its Fall exhibition in London.

“Landmark for Breastfeeding,” inspired by last year’s cover of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie suckling her baby, depicts a seated nude Jolie double-breastfeeding twins.

Oh crap! World Breastfeeding Week is coming up?! What am I going to wear?!

The NSFW Photos of Angelina Jolie’s Breastfeeding Statue are After the Cut. Click “Read More…”

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