Jennifer Love Hewitt is an Actual Hooker Now

Oh, Jennifer Love Hewitt. You remind me of my misspent youth. What would your career be without ‘Can’t Hardly Wait” or a slew of tv series that lull old people into a nap? She can now add official whore for eHarmony to her resume. According to CD&N, Hewitt is now the face of the dating site.

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Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile – Video

[Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Profile -Funny or Die Video]

Good ol’ Funny or Die and Lindsay Lohan teamed up to create a PR move to make light of the recent break up with Samantha Ronson, restraining order and vodka binge. (I am sure that this was a normal night of booze for Lilo, but you know crafty gossipers like to spin.) Lohan created an eHarmony dating profile to get her some fresh strange

She also mentions that she single handedly kept gossip sites afloat. This is pretty much true. At Thanksgiving I make sure to include Lindsay, Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in my before dinner prayer. (It confuses Aunt Yetta every year and to this day she believes they are distant relatives who live abroad and she is desperate to send them their holiday themed knitted pot holders. Trust me. It is easier this way.)