Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Ice Cream Date

No, you haven’t fallen into my diary I scribbled Mrs. Jake Gyllenhaal in and weaved dreams of eating ice cream with Jakey while he talks about how awesome my Lisa Frank lunch box is. This shiz is actually happening…

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have followed their apple picking date with a dip in the pool and ice cream. Seriously.

“Coast-to-coast cuddlefests! After flirty dates in and around NYC on Oct. 23 and 24, Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal shared a happy Halloween weekend in California. First, they hit the pool at the Post Ranch in Big Sur.

“Taylor laughed at everything Jake said. At one point, she measured herself against Jake on her tiptoes.” (An observer adds that Gyllenhaal “held her hand.”) Then, late on Monday, Swift, 20, and Gyllenhaal, 29, stopped for an ice cream break at McConnell’s, 200 miles south in Santa Barbara. “They looked at all the flavors and couldn’t decide, so they asked the counter girls for help,” a staffer says of the duo, who were “happy” and “friendly.”

To really make you through some this is kinda creepy and no long cute shade, he chose Swiss chocolate chip while she picked yogurt with rainbow sprinkles. This is the kinda of shiz you patronize your niece with. It’s not the almost 10 year age gap (he will be 30 in December) that bothers me so much as the fact that he is a grown ass man taking someone who is eternally 12 out for ice cream dates and “cuddlefests.” Maybe Taylor’s cutesy-pie demeanor is all a ruse and she secretly smokes cigars and swigs aged scotch while watching CSPAN.

I seriously hope they aren’t dating and Jake is just doing some sort of Big Brother program to keep teen celebs from shaving their head and hitting rehab before they are 21. Seriously Jake Gyllenhaal. Stop it. Just stop. You are about to be replaced by Bear Grylls on my To Do List

Kellan Lutz is SINGLE!

They are off again. Kellan Lutz and AnnaLynne McCord have split…again.

The ‘Twilight’ piece and the ‘90210’ starlet are now free to cozy up to other people’s naughty parts after calling off their on-again, off-again relationship. McCord was spotted on the arm of Aaron O’Connell during some Halloween parties. A witness-type told Life and Style (Via NY Daily):

“AnnaLynne was getting cozy with model-actor Aaron O’Connell while at Veuve Clicquot’s Yelloween at LAVO in Las Vegas. They were holding hands and flirting all night. The two are clearly a couple. They looked cute together.”

They danced, took for pics together with their personal cameras and AnnaLynne even parked it on Aaron’s lap before leaving together. Kellan opted to keep it low key and hit up a spa at Borgata Hotel in Atlantic City.

I am guessing John Travolta will be boarding a plane to New Jersey in 3,2,1…

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift Apple Picking

Ugh. This is still going on. I gotta admit. It kinda creeps me out like the Snickers Halloween commercial. Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are continuing their weird high school like ‘dating’ by going apple picking. It’s a bit like a senior trying to hook up with an eighth grader who still worships Lisa Frank folders.

Conflicting reports state that Jake is using her as a beard while she is “all about her career.” Basically, they are hooking on each-other’s corners to reach a broader audience. Us Weekly says that Jake and Taylor are falling in love and celebrated their slightly creepy hook up with some apple picking…

“The two were spotted Saturday at the Fishkill Farms in Hopewell Junction, N.Y, where they toured fall foliage and went apple-picking.” A source notes: “They were walking through the trees, having fun together. They looked happy. Some of the customers tried to take a photo of them, but they were hiding from them in the trees. They drove through the orchard and bought the apples on the way out.”

Seriously. I am sure they followed it with a trip to Jo-Ann fabrics to get more ribbon for his Bowdabra. (Which I actually tried and was quite fun. My niece enjoyed it and it was a welcomed break watching the Disney channel. Just sayin’.)

Insert my OVAH THIS face because Jake needs to leave the box of kittens that is T.Squints to nursing baby chipmunks back to health with an eyedropper and milk before he ends up in one of her songs that includes lyrics like…

Jake Gyllenhaal, you made me ball.
Your free time spent watching Anderson Cooper wasn’t super duper.
I need to know you really care, but all you wanted to do is braid my hair.
Then I got really pissed, when you called me Cara Harrington when we kissed.

Don’t judge me! A girl can dream.

Click HERE for Taylor Swift’s Speak Now Track List…

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Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan Break Up

I still don’t know why Shia LaBeouf was allowed to see Carey Mulligan naked on a romantic and regular basis, but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do I suppose. Shia and Carey were dating and first linked in August of 2009.

The LaBeouf and Mulligan hook up is ovah according to friends who blabbed to People that nuttery ended and they broke up “some time ago.” Insert a shocked face. Carey is way too cute and Shia is adorable in a nerdy neighbor who watches ‘Xena: Warrior Princess’ reruns, would forget your birthday due a Grand Theft Auto marathon and his grocery shopping list is simply Doritos and Tang.

Lady Gaga Getting Married !?

Lady Gaga hasn’t been shy in making it known that her work is her true love and her current focus. However, a member for her road crew told The Sun that she wants to get married in the English countryside after she finishes her current tour.

“The roadie said: “Lady GaGa has told everyone she plans to get married. She has said she wants a fairytale wedding in a castle. We finish the European leg in London just before Christmas and the timing is perfect for the wedding. GaGa wants to arrive in a horse-drawn carriage for her castle ceremony in England or Scotland over the festive season.”

She is dating Luc Carl according to reports. He is a self proclaimed “author, night club manager, long distance runner, promoter, musician, DJ, bartender, certified personal trainer, and semi-pro bowler in New York City” according to his Twitter account. He also runs a blog called DrunkDiet in which one post detailed his confusion regarding hand sanitizer. (Not joking.) They had originally dated in 2005 before Gaga launched into fame.

No word on an official Gaga engagements, but I would be holding my breath for one.

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Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen Dating ?! – PHOTOS

You know in Hollywood when you’re a celebrity and seen out with a member of the opposite sex it automatically means you are hooking up. If you actually share a meal together then that further translates to plans of beach weddings and adopting a Cambodian baby. So, it’s no surprise that when Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen were seen together the rumor mill went into overdrive with rumors they are dating.

However, a loose lipped source told Lainey Gossip that Rachel and Michael only had eyes for each other after the ‘Beautiful Boy’ premiere. They spent most of their time one on one at the afterparty at Cheval.

“They went to sit together on a couch and kept talking and not talking to anyone else. And then together they went over to the bar to talk some more. On the way they ran into others, and talked to those others together, and after getting more drinks they went back to their couch and kept talking and new others came and went while they continued to not be apart.

And that’s not usually just a friend thing. That’s a thing thing. By the time I left, they’d been together like that for over an hour. So of course I asked around. Heard from a couple of sources yesterday that it’s early days in the courtship but they’re definitely checking each other out.”

I HIGHLY doubt this one. Sheen is currently engaged so unless he is going the way of Tiger Woods/Vanilla Gorilla we can assume it’s work thing. They are both involved in the upcoming film, “Midnight in Paris.”

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Kissing – PHOTOS

Here we have Eyebrows awkwardly smooching his hired beard Ashley Greene in SoHo. Joe Jonas and Greene were photographed kissing just days after indulging in a baseball game at Coney Island. (Click HERE for those photos.) I stick by my assertion that this is in awkward pairing. Isn’t Ashley the trick who has nude photos of herself floating around on the net? (Yep, click HERE for those.) And isn’t Joe the Fairy Prince of Virginity?

I look forward to your letters.

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Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene on a Date – PHOTOS

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene were exactly stealth about their relationship. A fan snapped a few blurry photos of the two during at a Road Dogs game at Coney Island. An OceanUp fan shared Joe and Ashley’s PDA via Twitter…

@oceanUP I’m next to the dugout and Joe and Ashley are ALL over each other. She keeps caressing his cheek.. Hahahaha.
@oceanUP joe ran into the dugout & she grabbed his face & rubbed it. Jashley is real! RT @CindyAguirre: @oceanUP I have a few ill send them to you later. Ashley is all over Joe rubbing his shoulders!

It seems an odd pairing as I get a big sister vibe from her. Maybe she was just wiping a bit of schmutz from his cheek.

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Kristen Stewart Flips Off Paparazzi – Photos

Just days after photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart kissing surfaced and confirmed their greasy hipster love (click HERE to see those pics), they were spotted again arriving at LAX. Robert ignored the looming paps while Kristen Stewart hid and flipped off anyone with a camera.

Maybe she is just grumpy because Sparklepants looks like hobo.

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Taylor Lautner Girlfriend Requirements

Taylor Lautner is 18 and for those of us who are old enough to smoke cigarettes, buy beer and vote…now eligible. Currently he is rumored to be dating and old high school girlfriend (click HERE for photos and who he is dating). However, that didn’t stop him from admitting that he is attracted to ‘plain girls.’

Via Entertainmentwise:

“[Bella] is just this plain girl, which sometimes, I know for me, is attractive. She’s just an average girl, she’s clumsy, but I think she’s good looking, so I don’t know…she just has this thing about her.”

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