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Teen Choice Award 2009 Winners List, Photos and Video

August 10, 2009 By 2 Comments

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If you were like me and completely forgot about 2009 Teen Choice Awards because you were busy doing big girl things like knitting (yeah, will go with that instead of a story about indulging in my penchant for firemen), then you missed the squeeing of thousands of tweens in one room.

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Each winner took home surf boards as their prize. (Apparently that is more practical in the eyes of children.) Regardless, David Archuleta won 3 surf boards which I am sure he will put to good use. Miley Cyrus, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, the Jonas Brothers and Jason Mraz each followed with two awards.

For some reason Mike Tyson was there and cut Joe Jonas’ hair. WTF? Did he win some sort of Joe Bro raffle? WTF? I am guessing that he wore a wig of some sorts as I doubt he’d actually part with part of his unicorn patch.

[Mike Tyson Cuts Joe Jonas’ Hair on 2009 Teen Choice Awards - Video]

Speaking of unicorn patches, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived separately but left together after the awards. He and Kellan Lutz laughed and talked during Miley Cyrus‘ performance according to a seat filler. They were probably discussing the Cyrus family obsession with stipper poles. Miley danced around a pole brought on stage during her performance at the 2009 TCA just days after photos of her little sister, Noah Cyrus, was photographed having a party that involved a stripper pole. (Click here to read about that and see the photos of Noah Cyrus’ Stripper Pole Party.)

Choice Music Single: Miley Cyrus – “The Climb”
Choice Music Hook-Up: Lady GaGa feat. Colby O’Donis – “Just Dance”
Choice Music Male Artist: Jason Mraz
Choice Music Female Artist: Taylor Swift
Choice Music Rap Artist: Kanye West
Choice Music R&B Artist: Beyonce Knowles
Choice Music Rock Group: Paramore
Choice Music Breakout Artist: David Archuleta
Choice Music Love Song: David Archuleta – “Crush”
Choice Music R&B Track: Beyonce Knowles – “Single Ladies”
Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Black Eyed Peas – “Boom Boom Pow”
Choice Music Rock Track: Paramore – “Decode”
Choice Music Album
Male Artist: Jason Mraz – “We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things”
Choice Music Album Female Artist: Taylor Swift – “Fearless”
Choice Music Album Group: Jonas Brothers – “Lines, Vines and Trying Times”
Choice Music Soundtrack: “Twilight”
Choice Music Tour: Demi Lovato and David Archuleta
Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers feat. Miley Cyrus – “Before the Storm”
Ultimate Choice Award: Britney Spears

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Saint David Archuleta’s Dad Arrested for Hooker Outreach Program

June 18, 2009 By Leave a Comment

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I am sure he was just paying her to help paint a garage or mow the lawn. Strike that, Jeff Archuleta was in a dodgy massage parlor getting a happy ending.

David Archuleta launched into stardom after making it the final two spots on “American Idol.” It was a battle of the David’s as his competitor, David Cook, won the title. During the competition there were constant reports that Archie senior was a stage dad. He would blast his son if he didn’t performing up to his standards and interfered in the other contestants backstage lives. Eventually Idol producers banned him from rehearsals and back stage.

Early this year, Jeff was getting a massage from a woman in lace panties when police raided the parlor after a doctor who was renting the building became suspicious of their practice and called the cops. He was face down on the able just finishing up his massage when two officers entered and arrested him.

Via Radar:

“We read him his Miranda rights twice. The second time because he said he didn’t understand them the first,” Det. Sgt. Salazar. “During the questioning, he said he’d found the place on Craig’s List. He was asked if he’d received any sexual services and he said he had.”

Now he is back tracking and his attorney has gotten him off with a class B misdemeanor and soliciting a prostitute. He plead no contest and paid a fine of $582. He claims he only went to the Reiki Massage Parlor for a back issue. Jeff stated he found the parlor on Craig’s List.

I guess if you can find llamas on Craigs List you can also find naked massage therapists with magical back healing powers.

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David Archuleta ‘A Little Too Not Over You’ – Video

December 15, 2008 By 5 Comments

[A Little Too Not Over You by David Archuleta - Video]

I really don’t get the heartthrob appeal in David Archuleta. He is like male version of Mother Teresa and his sexy face just looks like confusion. Kinda like…. ‘I put it where?!?’

Meh, at least he can actually sing.

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Miley Cyrus and David Archuleta Thanksgiving Parade Performance

November 6, 2008 By 1 Comment

Miley Cyrus and David Archuleta will sitting on top of a giant float and lip synching at this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Nothing says grateful like Miley and Archie singing about snow and the Jonas Brothers. Although I am sure Cyrus will try and keep her pent up disdain and not-so-secret adoration for the tween heartthrobs down to a minimum. Cause you know David will kill her with his Mother Teresa like glory. Let’s hope he rubs off on her.

They will be the highlight of the parade as other preformers currently slated are Darius Rucker (Hootie and the Blowfish guy), Jame Taylor, the Cheetah Girls and Trace Adkins. But of course, Matt Lauer, Meredith Vieira and Al Roker will be there to narrate the event. Perhaps they will mention Miley’s fondness for toilet cleaning. The mini mogul told Tyra Banks that she used to work for a cleaning service.

“I can clean toilet bowls. I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses. I was, like, 11. I had one normal job, and I actually liked it.”

Eh…I plan to be passed out belly full of turkey Lean Cuisine and Irish Mist by the time the parade starts. Wait…does this mean Miley Cyrus nude photos will now be cc’d to Archie?

Source: MTV, Photo Via: Getty Images

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