Taylor Lautner the New Face of Giorgio Armani?

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It looks like ‘New Moon’ werewolf Taylor Lautner is taking a page from the David Beckham handbook.

Word on the street is that Lautner is being considered as the face of Armani’s latest fragrance and affordable clothing campaign.

Via In Touch:

“Giorgio has offered Taylor a deal rumored to be worth millions for the ads,” an insider reveals.

And although a rep for Taylor denies the story, the insider adds, “Taylor is flattered and really considering it.”

Lautner, who added 30+ pounds to play werewolf Jacob Black will likely be sporting t-shirts as opposed to Beckham’s briefs. Sorry ladies.

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David Beckham Steals Rihanna’s Mohawk – Photos

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Rihanna is gonna sue! Looks like David Beckham has a case of mohawk envy. Sir BallsaLot took to the pitch in LA Friday night promoting his now aerodynamic hair. I am hoping it makes him faster.

Oh, hell. All that ho has to do is take his shirt of and he could be sporting a beaded Flock of Seagulls hair-do or a reverse Billy Goat Brad Pitt style and the power of his man nips would makes us all demand wet naps and a cigarette.

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Cristiano Ronaldo To Replace David Beckham

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Was the person who made this decision high as a kite? Italian fashion designer Armani says soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo will model underwear and jeans in a new worldwide advertising campaign, replacing current model David Beckham, in their spring-summer 2010 collection. *Blankly Stares* Yes, I can’t believe what my eyes are reading either… Beckham stripped down for Emporio Armani last year. He has also posed for the brand with his wife Victoria and the two currently head the Emporio Armani autumn/winter underwear campaign.

Per EiTB:

“This time it’s the turn of the international media’s favourite footballer; one that plays for Real Madrid, drinks champagne with Paris Hilton in Los Angeles and sails his boat around the Mediterranean,” concludes La Gazzeta.

Who’s idea of a joke was it to hire this greaseball? Ronaldo will be feature on billboards for Armani’s younger clothes section in all of Europe’s major cities as of February next year, with the advertising campaign will most likely taking place in Milan. This isn’t the fist time Ronaldo has replaced Beckham; he also replaced him in the United team in 2003 after Beckham signed for Real. But don’t feel bad for Beckham just yet — He is currently developing his own Beckham-branded men’s underwear line, hoping to launch by fall 2010, so his days of half naked billboards are far from over!

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David Beckham Mid-Game Ball Fondling – Photos

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I am so sick of the VMAs. I am tired of Kanye and Gaga and a night that was supposed to be in honor of the legacy of Michael Jackson that has since turned into an evening of whiskey and douchebaggery.

I am not sick of David Beckham. I will not ever be sick of David Beckham, even if he changed his name to Lady Gaga, dressed in Kermit the Frog heads, and slugged whiskey while patting the toush of a bald lizard. Never.

He’s amazingly outstanding.

And there he is, adjusting his manliness, taking off his jersey and giving us what we want. All sweaty and tatted-up. Scruffy-faced, yet coy. Oh la la.

There’s no real story attached to these pics, but I did just make you stop thinking about Taylor Swift for five minutes. You can thank me later.

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Jennifer Lopez has Hissy-Fit Birthday

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Here’s a little bit of advice – if you ever are lucky enough to receive an invitation to any kind of party from Jennifer Lopez, by all means please make sure you arrive on time! Lopez, who entered the shindig to Sarah Vaughan’s “Whatever Lola Wants,” re-claimed her spot at the top of the Diva-List during a surprise 40th birthday bash this weekend when she “threw a fit” and became visibly upset and embarrassed at the guests who were arriving late.

Per NY Daily News:

“Jennifer’s party was very intimate, and there were a noticeable amount of empty seats when the dinner started. Jennifer was really irritated. She was fuming because people were late, and complained about it really loudly to Marc,” said one partygoers. “Javier Munoz was the only person who gave advance notice that he was going to be late, because he was doing a show on Saturday night. But the others had no excuse. Being late is the height of rudeness, and guests were still arriving at midnight.”

Midnight? You can bet little miss ‘Jenny from the block’ was none too pleased about this! Singer Alicia Keys and boyfriend Swiss Beats were among the late attendees – so I wouldn’t count on an invite for them next time! Lopez was also said to be upset over best friends Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes not attending – instead, they reportedly were too busy hanging out with David and Victoria Beckham. Oooooo sick burn!

Despite her childish behavior, Lopez managed to put her big girl panties back on and she and her guests made the most out of the evening, drinking champagne and partying until after 4am. Husband Marc Anthony even got up on stage to sing his wife a song in Spanish, which had her bursting into happy tears.

Aw, how sweet *gags* Hmmm… No mention on if bff and fellow Scientologist Leah Remini attended…

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Tom Cruise Parties With David Beckham

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So what did David Beckham do after he was boo’ed during return to his LA Galaxy soccer team? No, he didn’t stop by my house (which, in light of what really happened, would have been a better decision for him), instead he hit up Hollywood hot-spot Hyde with wife Victoria and little person Tom Cruise.

Apparently, poor emaciated Victoria was a little put-off by her husband’s bromance with the Scientology spokesman. She sat cross-legged and pouted most of the evening while Becks and Cruise danced around taking pictures with half-naked ladies…I mean fans. She was probably hungry.

Via Radar:

“Our spies say [Victoria] wouldn’t even look at him! David didn’t seem to notice, or even care. He and Cruise then grabbed a body guard and pushed their way through the packed crowd to get to the bar to get some more cocktails. Our sources say that’s when Becks grabbed a girl’s behind! The girl looked at him in shock, but he kept walking.”

I am not sure I buy this. In my mind, if Beck’s grabbed someone’s asset, it would turn to gold instantly, and I have found no reports of anyone heading to Cedars-Siani to have their golden rump removed.

Cruise wasn’t seen grabbing anything. This is likely because he spent most of the night looking for his ego which was clearly overshadowed by the Beckhams’.

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David Beckham Booed, Calls Out a Drunk Fan – Video and Photos

David Beckham was booed in his first game back in California in the LA Galaxy versus AC Milan match. The walking Armani ad didn’t please the crowd as he took to the field on Sunday. Fans yelled their disapproval and booed loudly. As his name was announced over the field the crowd sneered and voiced their distaste. After he first got his feet on the ball the audience again showed no mercy and continued their boos.

People held up signs with the words “Go Home Fraud” and “Hey Becks, Here Before You, Here After You, Here Despite You” in bold print emblazoned on them. People wearing his jersey with a line crossing through his number were also present. At one point David tried to confront a Galaxy fan from the playing field. He walked up and asked the heckler to come down to the field. Security had to pull the two apart.

He is lacking a positive fan base in U.S. soccer partly in thanks to his desire to return to the European football circuit because the level of play in the U.S. isn’t up to his standards. Meanwhile, he has failed to make a huge impression in the American team. He brings people to the stands, but isn’t winning games.

One soccer fan put it best when telling me:

“David is great for getting people’s attention. But that is just it. He is a celebrity first and a soccer player second. Which is said because there might be talent there beneath his polished and buffed spoiled ass.”

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David Beckham Won’t Do Angelina Jolie, He Has Standards

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David Beckham is all about Armani and showing off billboards that feature his bulge while he does something sweaty like sit ups. Recently he and his wifey, Victoria Beckham, both posed in the label’s underwear ad together. The Armani brand saw a jump in sales after David’s most recent underwear campaign (click here to see those photos) and the brand is expecting the same increase in sales after the duo’s new advertisements lure you to buy new panties.

Now, rumors are running amok that Angelina Jolie has agreed to join the Armani train and pose with David for a new take on the campaign. The word is that deal was pending a stamp of approval by their significant others. Brad Pitt and Victoria Beckham were to have the final say in whether or not the add would happen. Any further rumors as to the Jolie/Beckham Armani ad have been squashed by David.

Via OK!:

“I don’t think that’s true. I definitely don’t think that’s true. Think it’s something put out in the press. She’s an amazing person and so is Brad Pitt. They’re an incredible couple – got an amazing family. You know she wouldn’t do it and I wouldn’t do it. At the end of the day, I wouldn’t do it because I’m married.”

Wait…do they actually get to have sexy times while doing a photo shoot? Or is it just standard in Angie’s contracts that she gets to play with the fun-noodle of any hot co-stars?

Quoteables:

Celebitchy: “Uh… so are we still talking about Armani fragrances then? Or is Becks just riffing on how Posh wouldn’t let him get within ten feet of Angelina’s vagina?”

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David Beckham’s Armani Bulge – Photo

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I needed something to cleanse my minds eye after seeing Phil Spector’s mugshot this morning. David Beckham and his bulge will have to do. Jonathon Rhys Meyers must be busy.

Armani is still using David Beckham to shill man panties. After his first round of ads increased sales over 50% at Selfridges, the brand is sticking with the footballer. David is once again the crotch for the fall/winter campaign shown above in the final stages of his 3 year deal with the designer.

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Victoria Beckham Giorgio Armani Ads – Photos

The same day that Katie Holmes busts out her ads for Miu Miu, Victoria Beckham undresses for Giorgio Armani.

The Beckhams are BFF with Armani and Vicky follows in the steps of her husband, David Beckham. The ball player did an underwear ad for the men’s campaign. Rumors followed his freakishly well groomed no-no area, stating he was “digitally enhanced” for the ads. Posh Spice denied the enhancement and then checked her makeup in his shining crotch.

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