I will be spending the rest of the day listening to “When a Man Loves a Woman” in honor of the fallen Michael Bolton.
[Michael Bolton Jive on DWTS - VIDEO]
Bolton diva-ed out the night before and this time he didn’t have David Hasselhoff to make a bigger embarrassment of himself and was eliminated from “Dancing with the Stars.” He and his partner tried to put together a bouncy jive but ended up getting the award for “the worst jive in 11 seasons” from Bruno. America agreed and he is out.
[Michael Bolton Eliminated from ‘Dancing with the Stars’ - VIDEO]
Now, I will have to go prevent my mother from getting out the shank stick and going Bruno hunting. Seriously. That man better sleep with the lights on and seriously consider putting a moat around his home because every woman over the age of 40 will be grabbing the nearest item easily transformed into a weapon and hunting him down.