Kristen Bell Really, Really Loves Sloths – VIDEO

The mystery of Dax Shepard’s appeal to Bell has been solved. I kinda thought it might have been a deceptively huge bank account or a well endowed financial portfolio, but no. It’s all the art of birthday surprises.

Apparently, Kristen Bell isn’t aware of the fun at the bottom of every rum bottle because her heart goes into palpitations for sloths…sloths….as in the monkey/armadillo looking creature.

She shared a video clip of her reaction to a sloth showing up to hang out at her birthday party. Bell is happier than Santa Clause getting laid at Disneyland, but starts crying like she just heard Menudo broke up.

MTV ‘Punk’d’ Returns with Celebs Like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus

Ashton Kutcher has been busy lately, you know, filling Charlie Sheen‘s shoes and occupying the beds of people that are not Demi Moore. So busy, in fact, that his pranking days have taken up a lonely spot on the back burner. His MTV show ‘Punk’d’ may have gone the way of the dinosaurs, but expect a rebirth in 2012. MTV and Kutcher are relaunching Punk’d, only this time there will be an array of celebrity hi-jinking-hosts.

Hosts like Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus!

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Goldie Hawn Begs Kate Hudson to Dump A-Rod

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They always say mother knows best! Actress Goldie Hawn is strongly urging her daughter Kate Hudson to dump boy-toy Alex Rodriguez before she ends up heartbroken. Introduced to A-Rod last November by gal-pal Gwyneth Paltrow while he was dating Madonna, Kate apparently fell hard for the New York Yankees star there and then although they only began dating last month. Both are said to be “somewhat serious” about the relationship – with Alex introducing the “Bride Wars” actress to his friends and Kate introducing him to her 5 year old son Ryder, with Kate and Ryder even accompanying Alex recently on a trip to Texas. But now mama Goldie is worried that the romance will go the same as her previous relationships since splitting from ex-husband Chris Robinson – with her daughter ending up having to mend her broken heart.

Per Daily Mail:

“Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,” says a source. “Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.”

Over the past three years, Kate has dated Lance Armstrong and Dax Shepard and was even linked a few times to Justin Timberlake. Rodriguez was previously alleged to be dating Madonna following her divorce from director Guy Ritchie, while Hudson recently split from on-again/off-again lover Owen Wilson. Here’s an idea Kate — be a good mom, work on your career and stop worrying about guys all together for while. Live the single life!

Kate Hudson Goes Brunette to Hide from Madonna – Photos

Ok, so that is just a theory. She does have the gigantic sunglasses and floppy hat incognito thing going on.

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Kate Hudson is striving to be the next Free Clinic spokesperson and thusly giving Paris Hilton a run for her money. Since her divorce she has been running around with notorious womanizers like the great Butterscotch Stallion (Owen Wilson), Lance Armstrong, Dax Shepard, Jason Statham and a couple of hot male models. To follow she is trumping that by dating icky Alex Rodriguez. Following reports that Hudson was digging into Madonna’s old toy chest, a fictitious feud broke out. Madge pulled the old “Kate Hudson who?” because she is currently nailing her some Jesus.

Now, People is reporting that Kate and Man-Whoreus Maximus are “getting close.” Despite the fact that he is still married, he introduced his new lady to his friends and his been following him around like a groupie.

“Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series. The actress and son Ryder, 5 (dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as Rodriguez, and the couple “worked out together in the fitness center,” says an eyewitness.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she “stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel,” adds the eyewitness. “She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!”

Ugh, I am getting herpes just from writing about this.

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