John Mayer Crying About Taylor Swift Song

John Mayer continues his My Hyprocisy Knows No Bounds P.S. I’m a Bit of a Dumb*ss tour.

The notorious bag of vaginal cleanser whined to Rolling Stone about Taylor Swift calling him out via her song ‘Dear John.’ Lets take a moment to remember his past debauchery and verbal fireworks:

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Taylor Swift Slams John Mayer in New Song

Taylor Swift is like a basket full of kittens and it baffles me as to why Robo-Douchebags like Kanye West and John Mayer feel the need to make her cry. It also baffles me as to why T. Squints would let Mayer play with her My Little Pony palace in the first place, but a new song from her latest album, ‘Speak Now,’ is reportedly directed at John.

“They’re all made very clear,” Swift said about her penchant for taking revenge via song. “Every single song is like a roadmap to what that relationship stood for, with little markers that maybe everyone won’t know, but there are things that were little nuances of the relationship, little hints. And every single song is like that. Everyone will know, so I don’t really have to send out emails on this one.”

In the song, “Dear John” she laments about an older man taking advantage of her 19 year old innocence. Swift and Mayer were rumored to be dating while working on a duet together. Taylor didn’t believe that John’s face belongs on a box of Summer’s Eve and let him break her little glitter covered heart .

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” A second version of the chorus includes the lines: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.

“My mother accused me of losing my mind/But I swore I was fine/You’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand/And I’ll look back in regret I ignored what they said/’Run as fast as you can’.”

I side with Taylor, but gurl…you have got to grow thicker skin and let your lady version of testicular fortitude drop. The adorable innocence thing isn’t cute past the age of 20.

Click HERE to listen to Swift’s new song, “Mean.”

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New Music Friday – Snow Patrol

Snow Patrol is an alternative rock band from Northern Ireland and Scotland. Formed at the University of Dundee in 1994, the band is now based in Glasgow. The band’s first three records, the EP “Starfighter Pilot,” and the studio albums “Songs for Polarbears” and “When It’s All Over We Still Have to Clear Up,” were commercially unsuccessful. When the band moved to a major record label Polydor Records, they released their 2003 album “Final Straw” which surpassed 4x platinum sales in the UK. This was the first time the band achieved significant commercial sales, following it up with international success in 2006 when their album “Eyes Open” sold 4.7 million copies worldwide. The songs “Run“, “Chasing Cars” and “Signal Fire” are among the band’s biggest hits. Snow Patrol have been nominated for three BRIT Awards and have won five Meteor Ireland Music Awards. In 2008, the band released their fifth studio album “A Hundred Million Suns,” and released their first compilation album, “Up to Now” in 2009. Worldwide, the band have sold over ten million albums.

Set the Fire to the Third Bar” is a song from Snow Patrol’s album, Eyes Open, featuring Martha Wainwright on vocals. The song was first released as a single in 2006. It is about a long distance relationship and its lyrics talk of a couple involved in one: (“I’m miles from where you are”) and their longing to be together again (“I pray that something picks me up/ And sets me down in your warm arms”). After their long journey to meet each (“After I have travelled so far”) they would settle down in front of an electric bar fire (“We’d set the fire to the third bar”) and enjoy being together and warm. “Set the Fire to the Third Bar” is featured in the movie trailers for the forthcoming film, “Dear John” with Channing Tatum and Amanda Seyfried, due in theaters next Friday. You can listen to the song above.