File this under very unlikely. Rihanna’s name has been added to the circus of celebrities rumored to be attached to the vacant judge’s spots on ‘X Factor.’
Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape For Sale
January 15, 2010 By 4 Comments
This is the last thing I want to see. I rather watch Ryan Seacrest give his hair an hour long pep talk or a documentary on rubber bands over seeing Lohan making sexy times.
Lucky for us, there may be no truth to the rumors of a Lindsay Lohan sex tape. Reports by the Daily Mail claim there is a 47 second sex tape of Lindsay rubbing her fire-box on some waiter from IHOP. Ok, so I am guessing he works at IHOP, but the report says he works at a well known chain. Obviously Lohan likes to sprinkle her French Toast with blow and Valtrex, so my money is on her favorite Sunday worship spot.
“A 47-second tape of the actress frolicking naked with a mystery male is currently being [shopped] around LA. Now a source told the Mirror: ‘This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which should remain behind closed doors.’”
I’d like to know what types of “sex acts” are ok for public display. My confusion doesn’t stop there as I question who exactly “frolics” while doing their hump? When Gossip Cop asked her about these burning questions she replied: “What sex tape? Haha.”
As you ponder this, please enjoy pics of Lindsay looking like yesterdays floppy boob red light special at a sex toy party. Sadly, that is not a joke.
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Demi Moore Claims To Have Never Had Plastic Surgery
August 31, 2009 By 1 Comment
If you close your eyes and listen really hard, you can hear the BS detectors going off in the background on this one! Actress Demi Moore is adamantly denying that she has ever had plastic surgery to keep her youthful appearance. Unless she’s miraculously found the Fountain of Youth, I don’t see how its possible she can say that with a straight face… unless the botox does it for her.
Per Telegraph.co.uk:
“It’s completely false, I’ve never had it done,” she said, adding: “But I would never judge those who have. If it’s the best thing for them, then I don’t see a problem.”
She goes on to say that she disliked the idea of undergoing surgery to hold up the aging process because its a “way to combats your neurosis.” Rumors have suggested that Moore has spent upwards of $500K on plastic surgery to retain her youthful appearance, with her surgeon of choice being Dr. Brian Novack.
Per Telegraph.co.uk:
In 2004 a close friend said: “He’s a fantastic surgeon and his clients don’t look like they’ve had surgery. Demi can’t stand it that there is part of her that is not perfect.”
Among the work she is said to have done by Novack includes breast implants, work done to her face, and liposuction to her hips, thighs, and stomach. She has also paid a variety of advisers including a nutritionist, personal trainer, yoga teacher and kick-boxing coach.
So tell us, Demi… how do you account for your high cheekbones suddenly appearing? Or the fact that you went up a few noticeable cup sizes overnight? Time to fess up, we’re not blind! I’ve seen 3 year olds with more wrinkles then you have honey!
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