Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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