This is fantastic! If Diane Sawyer was hammered everyday I would totally love these morning news show instead of “Golden Girl” reruns.

Sawyer appeared to be drunk on “Good Morning America” while reporting on the inauguration and the Jonas Brother’s popping out of the Obama girls’ closet. (Yes, those lucky Presidential children went on a White House scavenger hunt and found the Jonai at the end of their game. Subsequently, I will be the worst parent ever, as for my children’s birthdays they are lucky I don’t cut my mother-in-law instead of the cake.)

Anyway, Diane pulled a Paula Abdul and slurred her words during interview and asked Robin Roberts if she wanted to see her butterfly tattoo she got on her boobie. Ok….so the butterfly tat part didn’t happen, but she did slur her words and you know a ho like Sawyer has a tramp stamp. She did however talk about her hooker boots and “tiny little citizens.”

ABC is trying to pull the old “she was up all night working” but we all know Meemaw just can’t hold her liquor like she used to.

What Others Said:

Gawker: “Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense.”