This is going to end well. Lindsay Lohan is going to bathe, exfoliate, brush her teeth, slap on some red lipstick after throwing back a shot of Irish Mist and attempt to keep her shiz together long enough to host Saturday Night Live.
Dina Lohan Shopping Lindsay Lohan Tell All Book
October 21, 2011 By 1 Comment
I think it’s official: Lindsay Lohan has the worst parents ever.
If she weren’t such a train wreck I’d feel bad for her. Her father is busy telling anyone that will listen that she’s a crackhead, and that she needs a little Dr. Drew in her life. And now her momager, Dina, is planning on penning a tell all book about life as Lindsay’s mom. Dina has been shopping the book about Lindsay for weeks now, and the contents are none too flattering… Will she reveal how Lindsay aged 30 years in 3? Science demands an answer.
Per TMZ:
“I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living–and it tore me up inside.”
Notice how she doesn’t blame herself? Not being a brilliant literary mind, Dina actually has a ghost writer doing the heavy writing for the book, but according to TMZ she’s totally on board with exploiting her daughter’s disastrous life. I see Dina, so you figure your daughter is gonna spend a year in the slammer so you need to make money.
With parents like these, who needs enemies. Poor LiLo never had a chance. Excuse me, I’ve got to go call my parents and tell them how much I love them.
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Lindsay Lohan Boob Job ?!
September 15, 2011 By 1 Comment
Another day, another debate. While yesterday’s may have been of the political sort, today’s is of the anatomical. The argument lies beneath Lindsay Lohan‘s dress.
Lohan has been taking in some high fashion at NYC’s Fashion week. She’s been spotted at many runway shows and has been partying hard at the after parties. Last night she hit the town and it looks like Lindsay may have upgraded a bit. She’s showing off major cleavage and it looks like she may have gotten a new pair.
Lindsay Lohan Dropping Her Last Name
March 25, 2011 By 1 Comment
We always knew that Lindsay Lohan was name dropper, but now she’s taking it to a whole new level.
When she isn’t busy nearly violating her probation while partying in New York, Lindsay Lohan is making life-altering decisions like dropping her last name.
Apparently, the entire Lohan crew was so disgusted after daddy Michael Lohan’s latest arrest for domestic violence (read about that by CLICKING HERE), that now everyone is changing or in Lindsay’s case dropping, their last name.
Via Popeater:
“Lindsay is dropping the Lohan and just going by Lindsay,” Dina [Lohan's mother] tells me, exclusively. “Plus, me and [younger daughter] Ali will be officially changing our last names back to my maiden name, Sullivan.”
After suing eTrade last year following a Super Bowl ad where a talking baby referred to another as that “Milkaholic Lindsay,” Lohan realized she no longer needed a last name to be identified. Plus, she’s been arrested so many times, we can just use her fingerprints if needed!
“So many of the greatest people in showbiz are known by just their first name. Look at Oprah and Beyonce. Now you can add Lindsay to that list,” a family friend tells me. “And it’s a way for them all to start over. No one in the family want anything to do with Lindsay’s father [Michael Lohan] anymore and that includes sharing a last name.”
I think it would be in Lindsay’s best interest to hold a contest where someone can give her cash in exchange for giving her a new last name. Who’s on board for renaming her Lindsay LeFire Crotch with me?
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Michael Lohan Arrested for Domestic Violence
March 22, 2011 By Leave a Comment
The Lohan family never ceases to amaze me with their stupidity! Between Lindsay’s sticky fingers, among other things, and mom Dina’s attempts at pimping out her family to whatever media outlet will take two second to listen, they are quite the set of characters. Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan just loves being in the news and sometimes I think he does crazy things just to keep his 15 minutes of fame going. Michael has a violent past – He was abusive towards Dina during their marriage, while his former girlfriends, Kate Major and Erin Mueller, also accused him of violence. Micheal must be a repeat offender because he was arrested last night for domestic violence.
Last night, Major came into the West Hollywood police station to report the incident that happened at their nearby apartment. Apparently Major, who hasn’t lived with Michael at the apartment in some time, came by to pick up some of her belongings that were left behind.
Per TMZ:
We’re told Michael became upset that Kate was packing up for good, and “went ballistic.” They started arguing, and Kate turned her back on him. She told cops, Michael then grabbed her and threw her across the room. Kate says she struck the bedpost with her left shoulder.
When she threatened to call the cops – it just added fuel to Michael’s fire… He then allegedly took a towel and began choking her, while threatening to cut himself with a razor blade and saying he would blame it on her. According to police, suffered minor injuries, but refused medical attention from Los Angeles County Fire Department paramedics at the scene.
As for Michael, he was picked up by police shortly after while walking on Santa Monica Blvd. During the booking process Michael complained of chest pains – how convenient, eh? – and has been admitted to the hospital. He has been charged with inflicting corporal injury on a co-habitant, false imprisonment, and preventing the report of victimization, all of which are felonies. Once he is released from the hospital, Michael will then go back to the Sheriff’s Station to finish his booking, where his bail has been set at $200,000. Michael is already on probation so this could mean he’s heading back to jail. Perhaps he and Lindsay could have a father/daughter cell?
‘All My Children’ is in danger of being canceled! – Bumpshack
Nick Jonas covers Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ – Gossip Teen
Lady Gaga is going bald! – Girls Talkin’ Smack
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Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC, Risks Probation Violation
March 18, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan recently boarded a plane back east, reportedly to spend some ‘quiet time’ with her family while she mulls over whether or not to accept a plea deal in her grand theft case after she was accused of stealing a necklace, but not too long after arriving her plans must have changed. Last night she celebrated St. Patrick’s Day at two NYC clubs, apparently having one of her last ‘hoorahs’ before her nearly-inevitable upcoming trip to the pokey. According to Page 6, Lindsay even managed to fit in a secret rendezvous with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson at her hotel yesterday afternoon before making out with a random guy later on that night – at the club 1-Oak. But Lohan’s decision to spend time with her friends rather than her family has apparently left her siblings and mother Dina upset that she is not taking her legal problems seriously.
A source close to Lohan added, “Her family is furious. She’s supposed to be spending time with them and deciding if she’ll take a plea deal. It’s almost as if she thinks she may as well have one last final fling.”
Prior to the make-out session, she was partying it up with Tyson Beckford and and got in the booth with DJ Phresh at a club called Simyone Lounge. Lindsay insists she wasn’t drinking and carried a water bottle all night, hitting the town with a crew including Samantha Swetra and ‘Next Models’ booker Derek Saathoff, who once boasted that she always sleeps at his place when she’s in New York.
Just because she didn’t drink at the bars last night, doesn’t mean she hasn’t been hitting the bottle again, according to Lohan’s probation report. It was claimed recently that her probation is at risk because she is drinking a fermented tea with a minuscule alcohol content. Lindsay is said to have told her probation officer that she regularly consumes Kombucha tea, which has an alcohol content of 0.5 per cent or less. Now the Los Angeles County Probation Department have added it to a list of reasons why the judge should violate her probation when she appears in court next week. Lindsay was even spotted leaving one of her alcohol education classes with a bottle of tea in hand. She is asking for trouble, period.
Lindsay has until March 25th to decide if she’ll plead guilty to allegations she stole a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry store. A plea bargain will pretty much guarantee her at least 60 days behind bars, but she may also take her chances and go to trial.
Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts video for ‘That Should Be Me’ – Gossip Teen
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Being Sued for Getting Drunk – Girls Talkin’ Smack
Rebecca Black is Being Cyber-Bullied – Bumpshack
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Gwyneth Paltrow to Return to ‘Glee’ Despite Lindsay Lohan’s Objection
December 13, 2010 By 1 Comment
In case you forgot, or simply didn’t care, America’s favorite yawn, Gwyneth Paltrow, recently popped up on an episode of ‘Glee.’
And now she’s coming back for more.
Via Access Hollywood:
“I’m going to do one more. I signed up for two… so I’m excited!”
If you do watch the show, you know that Paltrow, or her character Holly Holiday rather, took a dig at Lindsay Lohan by asking her Spanish class how many time Crazy Lohan had been to rehab.
Naturally, never one to miss an opportunity to call up an internet tabloid, Lohan’s mother Dina is letting the World (wide web) know that Lindsay was upset at the remarks.
Via Radar:
“Lindsay is so upset with Gwyneth. Lindsay was watching it while in Betty Ford, then she called me and was upset and said, ‘Why did she have to do that?’”
Really Lindsay? Do you think that you and G are friends? Because I don’t see the two of you working on anything other than trying to score a free pair of boots (which she’ll get by the way). By the way, we reported to you weeks ago that Dina Lohan was threatening legal action against the show. Where’s the action Dina?
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Dina Lohan To Take Legal Action Against ‘Glee’
November 17, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Some of you may be wondering where my weekly ‘Glee’ recap is. I have to be honest with you. I haven’t watched it yet. I could list several reasons why this hasn’t happened, but truthfully, it’s because of my intense dislike for Gwyneth Paltrow.
Sure, this stems from a time when Ben Affleck graced the coveted #1 position on my freebie five list. A time when things were simpler…and I hadn’t seen ‘The Notebook.’ But, as usual, I digress.
So I have been putting it off simply because the only thing I despise more than Paltrow is a singing Paltrow. Gross.
Apparently though, Gwyneth did kick it in gear last night and gave it her best ‘try’ so-to-speak in the comedy realm including a little montage in Spanish where she asks students to discuss Lindsay Lohan’s five trips to rehab. Nice.
Unfortunately, the creator of ‘Glee,’ Ryan Murphy, forgot what a money-grubbing stage protective mother Lohan has in Dina Lohan. And now, Dina Lohan is threatening to take legal action against the show.
Via Gossip Cop:
“Our lawyers are sending a letter” to “Glee” on the grounds that the show allegedly defamed the actress who, by all accounts, is working hard on her recovery.
A rep for Lohan adds, “Lindsay has an issue that millions of people around the world are dealing with yet ‘Glee’ is treating addiction as a laughing matter.”
The best part of this for me is knowing that Dina Lohan was sitting around last night, likely in a velor to the floor track suit waiting like a kid on Halloween night for this to drop.
Ryan Murphy has yet to release a statement regarding this possible lawsuit.
I don’t understand why THIS GUY is getting a bad rap. I applaud him!
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A Lohan Family Reunion
November 11, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Lindsay Lohan is finally spending time with her father, Michael Lohan. She’s kept him at a far distance and would not allow him to visit her at Betty Ford where she’s in rehab. They spent their first day together Sunday and then went to see a movie yesterday. Hmmm perhaps Lilo and Michael are fixing their issues. It’s a known fact that Michael and Lindsay mother, Dina, hate each other. They take any opportunity they have to slam one another, but perhaps they’re going to have to get together to help their daughter. As part of Lindsay’s treatment at Betty Ford she has therapy sessions with family members and friends. Her sessions have involved her mother and most recently her father, but soon it will be both parents in a session with Lindsay.
Per TMZ:
We’re told the doctors and therapists at Betty Ford — as well as other professionals — have been “encouraging” Lindsay to get in a room with her parents to resolve some old issues that may have put her in her current state. Our sources say Lindsay is being urged to consider getting both parents together with her during one of Betty Ford’s family week next month.
Papa Lohan has reportedly told TMZ that he’s all for it, but Dina isn’t really feeling it. Michael seems to be back to his old games again. He spent time with Lindsay and promised that he wouldn’t speak to the media, but he spilled his guts about his visit. Ugh, really man? Can you just for a minute think about your daughter and now yourself?
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Lindsay Lohan Reunites With Michael Lohan
November 8, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan – who has been holed up in a rehab center for quite some time now – finally allowed her father Michael to visit her. Their reunion was a big deal, since Lindsay has always blamed Michael for her problems.
Per TMZ:
For the first time in months, we’re told Lindsay agreed to spend some quality time with Michael — beginning with an extensive conversation inside the Betty Ford clinic … followed by a shopping trip to a nearby street fair.
Michael reportedly brought several gifts for Lindsay. Lindsay’s mom Dina, on the other hand, was in New York at that time, preparing for an appearance on the Today Show on NBC. I think this could be very positive for Lindsay and her improvement. If they both just act as her parents and stop exploiting her than maybe she can get better (ahem, Dina.)
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