Michael Lohan Seeking Conservatorship For Lindsay

In what could be dubbed as ‘the crazy taking care of the crazier,’ Michael Lohan is seeking some sort of control over his troubled daughter Lindsay, intending to petition for a conservatorship order giving someone else control over her personal and professional affairs. Michael reportedly has been impressed by the way Britney Spears’ father Jamie has helped his daughter turn her life around and he thinks he can do the same for Lindsay, too.

Per TMZ:

Michael met with attorney David Chon (left) today and will hire him to file conservatorship papers … Chon specializes in trusts and estates.

We’re told Michael has enough sense to know the judge isn’t going to make him the conservator, so he has two other people in mind … though he’s not saying who.

Michael has recently accused ex wife Dina Lohan and Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor as scheming to file for conservatorship themselves to take over Lindsay’s affairs, claiming “they’re in it for themselves.” That’s probably pretty accurate. It takes one to know one.

He’s a douche, but he’s right. Dina is an enabler and she’s mooched off Lilo far too long. I’m not really sure Lindsay is capable of running her own life, but I think her parents have proven to be a big part of the problem.

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Lindsay Lohan Wants A Baby

Well, the questionable judgment continues. You would think at this point in her life, Lindsay Lohan would seriously contemplate salvaging what is left of her failing career and try putting back together the pieces that’s left of her life. But no, getting knocked up is what’s on her brain, at least according to InTouch Weekly.

The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

Dina Lohan isn’t good for much, but let’s hope she intervenes on this ridiculous scheme. This has got to be the worst idea I’ve ever heard. She’s not responsible enough to take care of a houseplant, let alone a child. Call child services now – prepare them early. But given the source, take it with a few dozen oceans’ worth of salt. I think I’ll wait until she’s sporting a baby bump to sound the alarm.

What others are saying:

Per WWTDD: So she’s an annoying pain in the ass who drives everyone away, and instead of changing, she’d rather invent someone without enough muscle tone to run. And then once they get it, we’ll have a whole new version of Lindsay. Fantastic. If the governor doesn’t kidnap Lindsay and fill her vagina with concrete, than he’s a disgrace to the Republican party.

Per Celebitchy: Lindsay is loose and looking to breed. And when she gets her baby and finds out how much actual work it is, she’ll try to return it. Or give it away. Or sell it. Or snort it.

Per Popbytes: Lindsay does realize that a baby can’t actually talk, right? And she can’t call it in the middle of the night from WeHo to come pick her up because she’s drunk and she can’t find her underwear again. Seriously babies, y’all need to pick up the slack around here. What are we supposed to do here, monitor ourselves? Yeah, right.

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Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab

If we could roll our eyes any harder … In what appears to be nothing more than making a desperate bid to stay out of jail, Lindsay Lohan has taken it upon herself to check into a rehab facility ahead of her upcoming jail sentence, in hopes that the judge will change her ruling and allow her to complete her sentence in a rehab facility rather than the court ordered jail. The facility Lohan has checked into was founded by famed attorney Robert Shapiro, Lohan’s new lawyer, after his son died of an overdose in 2005.

Per X17:

X17online.com can report EXCLUSIVELY that Lindsay Lohan spent her first night in rehab last night — at attorney Robert Shapiro’s rehabilitation facility Pickford Lofts.

Lohan arrived at the home at 3:45 Wednesday, but already has had a variety of visitors including mom Dina, sister Ali, her ex Samantha Ronson, her assistant Eleanor, and her rumored-to-be new girlfriend Eilat Anschel. Eleanor reportedly visited with Lindsay before she went in and even brought her food and pillows. Ronson showed up a little after 10pm and visited for around 45 minutes.

Lohan and Shapiro reportedly plan to ask Judge Marsha Revel to allow her to stay in rehab instead of going to jail. Prosecutor Danette Meyers isn’t buying into Lohans’s rehab act, and has declared that LiLo will definitely be going to the slammer regardless of who she hires or what they say.

Per Radar:

“It’s a really a moot point to ask Judge Revel to send Ms. Lohan to rehab only as Judge Revel has already sentenced her,” Meyers told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “Ms. Lohan is going to jail… Judge Revel could have sentenced her to more time behind bars, but she didn’t. The only issue to be decided is what rehabilitation facility Ms. Lohan will be sent to after she serves her jail time.”

Meyers also said she plans to personally be in the court room when Lohan is expected to turn herself in next Tuesday to begin serving her sentence. Once again, Lohan is trying to avoid responsibility for her actions. Not like we expected anything less.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Plan To Avoid Jail Time

There are several conflicting reports this morning surrounding Lindsay Lohan and her attempt to avoid jail time. As you probably know, Lindsay was sentenced last week to 90 days in jail (get the details of her sentence by CLICKING HERE).

However, shortly after receiving her sentence, Lindsay’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley quit. Lohan and her mother, Dina, quickly hired Chicago attorney Stuart V. Goldberg who, according to Popeater, arrive in Los Angeles claiming “We’re going after them.”

Yet TMZ is reporting this morning that Lohan was unable to hire Goldberg because SHE IS TOO POOR!

“Stuart V. Goldberg met with Lindsay, Dina and Ali on Friday night and it was a done deal, until he got a call over the weekend from Lindsay’s business manager, Lou Taylor, who said they just couldn’t afford him … this is all according to Goldberg’s camp.”

Lohan’s mother-of-the-year is claiming this simply isn’t true but rather, Goldberg was too eccentric for Lindsay to deal with. Seriously?

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Lindsay Lohan Tests Negative For Alcohol

Lindsay Lohan seems to have caught another lucky break after her SCRAM bracelet went off earlier this month at an MTV Awards afterparty (read about that here.) Her court-ordered urine sample has come back as negative.

Per PopEater:

“They did a urinalysis through Medtox labs and it indicated conclusively that there was no alcohol in her system at that time,” a source told E! “She was ordered to go right in and today just got the report back and it was negative.”

So, how much did they pay the lab off? The DA’s office office previously said the alert was “an alcohol-related violation.” It remains unclear what triggered the device, although her mother Dina Lohan has come up with a not-so-unique excuse blaming the incident on a partygoer who accidentally spilled their drink on her. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, confirms the results yesterday as well and denies the possibility that Lohan could have tampered with the bracelet.

Per Radar:

Lindsay’s alcohol level ranged from .03 to .04 from midnight to 3 a.m on June 6, during the hours after the MTV awards, RadarOnline.com is reporting. “There was absolutely no doubt that Lindsay was drinking, and the report that the alcohol monitoring service provided to Judge Revel was very detailed and extremely reliable,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com.

“The (SCRAM) report also says that Lohan’s SCRAM bracelet had indeed been tampered with, and this is one of the reasons that Judge Revel determined that Lindsay violated terns of her bail,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

Sources connected with the Probation Department say the test results are good enough for them and as far as they are concerned Lohan is in full compliance with her probation.

Despite reports that the probation department has cleared Lindsay, the judge in her case has not and that is the biggest hurdle for the actress. The source told RadarOnline.com that Lindsay’s urine test will not be accepted as gospel, due to the reliability of the SCRAM device.

Lohan remains free on $200,000 bail and is still subjected to weekly random drug testing. It’s also looking like Lindsay will be in full compliance with her alcohol ed classes by the next court hearing, scheduled for July 6th. Either way, she gets another free pass – as usual.

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Lindsay Lohan Facing 5150 Hold ???

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Things are getting really bad for Lindsay Lohan yet again! According to reports, Lohan needs to get help very soon or things are going to be bad, with friends worrying that she could become another Hollywood tragedy. Now TMZ says in an exclusive report that in addition to friends and family,authorities are piping up and saying they’ve looked in the situation and feel the same way.

We’re told during one of Lindsay’s crazier nights out recently, cops became so concerned they discussed taking her in for a 5150 evaluation.

They also say that “some police officers who routinely come in contact with Lindsay tell TMZ they have thought seriously about forcing her to get help,” after her recent substance-fueled late nights on the town, which would mean a so-called 5150 evaluation. In other words: If a person can’t take care of him or her self, officials will step in and get that person mental health assistance. Police sources who spoke to TMZ cite Lindsay’s “erratic behavior” and “attitude” as cause for serious concern. They later decided against it after speaking to her representatives because they felt she didn’t meet all the criteria and was capable of taking care of herself, at least for now. TMZ cited a “professional” source as saying that Lindsay is in serious danger of kicking it if she doesn’t clean up her act.

“If she doesn’t get help soon, she’s going to die.”

Friends and family say Lindsay, who has in the past been treated for alcohol addiction, has fallen prey to the vicious cycle of substance abuse. Previously Lohan has been admitted to rehab in an attempt to get her movie career back on track, however it looks as if perhaps another visit may be the best thing for her before she joins the R.I.P Hollywood Elite. It’s hard to believe that the “recovering addict” is really recovering from her addiction when all she’s been seen working hard at is heading out to clubs every night. If that’s the picture of health, then it’s scary to think what unhealthy looks like.

I’m all out of jokes. I hope she gets the help she needs and fast – with Dina and Michael Lohan having nothing to do with trying to make it happen. They’ve already proven to be much more a part of the problem than part of the solution.

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Dina Lohan Says Lindsay Is A Cutter

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In another small glimpse into the tortured and messed up life of Lindsay Lohan, another taped phone call between parents Michael his ex-wife Dina has surfaced, in which Dina admits that Lindsay is a cutter. Rumors that Lindsay was causing harm to herself over the past few years began after multiple photographs revealed fresh cuts and old scars on her wrists and arms, a tell-tale sign of self-mutilation. HollywoodDame first reported on this a couple months back (You can read about that here), but it appears the cutting has been going on for quite some time as the audio recording released is back from 2008. In the conversation Michael and Dina both acknowledge how bad their daughter’s problems have become, but both deny they either of them are at fault. Michael tells Dina that he represents the bad things in Lindsay’s life but his ex-wife interrupts.

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Per Radar:

“Her cutting herself and hurting herself? Yeah, it’s bad Michael, it’s bad.”

Dina then admits that she feels like Lindsay’s in a dire situation and that something bad is bound to happen to her.

“I know it’s gonna happen,” Dina says. “If something happens I will feel that it’s all your fault, that’s how I will feel, it’s not about me.”

“And I’ll feel that it’s everybody else’s fault,” Michael responds.

The estranged exes then continue to bicker more about whose fault it is. Michael’s says that earlier leaks of phone conversations are proof that Lindsay needs help and were slammed by Dina, who along with her daughter have also threatened legal action. He claims to be releasing these conversations as a way to push his daughter into rehab to get some help.

“I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes,” he told us. “But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”

The latest phone recording is just one of several tapes released by Michael over the past week. Previous recordings have revealed a crying Lindsay on the verge of a breakdown calling out for help and about an alleged secret relationship with Heath Ledger around the time of his death (You can read about that here.) How could Dina know and look at her arms and do nothing about it? She knows its real bad but yet says she wouldn’t be at fault if anything happens to Lindsay? News Flash Dina – you will be 100% at fault for doing nothing! Without any kind of help, Lindsay will most likely self-destruct within the next 18 months or less. She never stood a chance with parents like these.

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Lindsay Lohans’ Dad Planning Intervention

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Back on Tuesday of this week, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael took to the media to air some dirty laundry about his daughter, describing Lindsay’s addictions to popping pills in excess, such as Adderall, the anti-anxiety drug Zoloft, and several other bi-polar medications. Although, I’m pretty sure that is only part of her problem; she most likely chases her drugs with a couple swigs of Vodka and a few snorts of the white powdery stuff. But now, Michael is yaking on and on about how he plans to stage an intervention in order to save his daughter from all the evil in her life, provided he can tear his ex-wife Dina away from her new shoe line to help him out with his master plan.

Per Radar:

“I had a conversation with her, her mother and everyone…over the next couple of weeks I’m going to be doing things in a pretty public way,” Michael Lohan told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “But Dina has got to get on the same page with me. It’s a serious situation. You can’t just talk about it and tell me that you want to do an intervention and then do nothing. When Lindsay doesn’t adhere or listen to what I say about serious situations, I feel I have to speak publicly to put pressure on her,” he said. “If she doesn’t take my advice and do what I say…the more pressure I put on her, the more likely she is to eventually do the right thing.””

That sure is big talk from someone who is most likely the cause of all her emotional problems anyway. Yeah, sure you need Dina, but good luck with getting that intervention off the ground now that you’ve blabbed about it to the media. Lindsay can read afterall… I think! In the meantime, Dina has made it clear she wants no part of a public intervention, saying that she is outraged is going to the press about their daughter’s alleged drug abuse problems, and instead she is asking people to have more empathy for Lindsay.

Per Contact Music:

“If you’ve ever lived a day in the life of my daughter you would probably cry. It hurts and it’s sad that one of her parents goes on television and talks about her personal life – it’s personal. She’s doing fine. Whatever Lindsay’s issues are, they are family issues. If she stumbles, she falls and she gets up,” says Dina Lohan.

Does he really think he is going to help her by splashing her personal struggle all over the press? So far the crotch shots, the scolding letter from the movie producer, the video of her wailing in front of Samantha Ronson’s house and the many recent photos of her looking like a 42-year-old lush have not amounted to enough pressure to make her stop using drugs. Lilo is basically an immature, spoiled brat, despite her age. Attempting to shame her publicly will only make her stamp her feet, throw a tantrum and go on a drunken/drug enraged bender. Good one, Dad!