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John Mayer reportedly dumped Katy Perry via email. I bet that country kitten Snugglepuff McSquintz is calling Perry up and offering to help her sort through her tender feelings via song.
Now this is from Us and regurgitated by Hollywood Life, so let’s consider it purely based on evidence from Mayer’s history of douchebaggery.
If by dating you mean sitting around theorizing where babies come from while splitting a Happy Meal, then yes.
Tim Tebow took Taylor Swift out to dinner and this translates to dating and engagement rings in the gossip world. On Friday night, the Tebow wooed with Squints with his conversational skills. I am willing to bet the topic was kittens or rainbows or kittens sliding down rainbows.
After Leonardo DiCaprio re-posted his WANTED: BIKINI/LINGERIE MODELS WHO LIKE YACHTING, Blake Lively is back to riding Ryan Reynolds relevancy train. I have to give this ‘Gossip Girl’ credit. She won’t give up power couple thing. It’s the sign of smart trick.
Ryan has become a target for tabloids. Every rumor, report and insider type has him hooking up with every free agent female in Hollywood. Reynolds has been allegedly planning a secret wedding with Sandra Bullock, hooking up with Olivia Wilde and enjoying sex with an ex, Scarlett Johansson. So, in between Texas weddin’s, Radiohead concerts with the ex wifey and taking a turn on Miss Olivia’s Wilde ride, he is also entertaining Blake in his temporary Boston apartment and they are spending ample amounts of time together…
Here are the Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010 in no particular order….
1. Tiger Woods and the Whore Parade – The pro-golfer went from idol to shamed sex maniac after a rodeo of hookers, waitresses and night club hostesses came forward with tales of his fetishes. It all started in late 2009 as Tiger’s wife chased him down with a club and went Dick Cheney on him and his car. The ladies of the night then started pouring out details of their sordid affairs. In the end, it cost him $110 million in a divorce settlement. Click HERE for more details on Tiger Woods and His Cheating scandal…
2. Mel Gibson and the Glum C*nt – After divorcing his wife Mel Gibson and his mistress, Oksana Grigorieva, went public. The two then hit red carpet events together and announced that they were expecting a baby. Following the birth of their daughter Lucia, Mel went crazy and reportedly hit Oksana while she held their infant daughter in her arms. Gibson has a past full of drunken tirades surrounding his personal anti-Semitic views so when the news of audio tapes filled with death threats and acts of violence hit, it wasn’t as much of a shock. That is, until he started demanding pre-jacuzzi blow jobs mixed with threats to kill Oksana, bury her in a rose garden and set fire to her home. Click HERE for more details on Mad Mel’s Metldown…
3. Jesse James, Sandra Bullock and Forehead Tattoo Hoe –Most of Hollywood hides infidelity like a bad scar…ugly and permanent. Sandra Bullock is one of America’s sweethearts and it appeared to be rainbows and butterflies when it came to her marriage. After her emotional Oscar acceptance speech the joy soon ended. Jesse’s cheating scandal hit tabloids with a vengeance. One rag gave Sandra a warning of the impending exposure of the infidelity. She packed up and kicked her cheating husband to the curb and sought solace in her son she had adopted. Click HERE for more on Sandra, Jesse and His Skank Parade…
4. Miley Cyrus, The Bong, The Crotch Shots – Miley Cyrus is a head shaving away from become a budget version of Britney Spears. The girl is barely 18 and has multiple nude photo scandals, crotch shots, lap dancing videos and a drug scandal under her belt. Her latest antic was being video tapped sucking on a bong and immediately tripping on what is said to be salvia. It’s been a busy year for the “Can’t Be Tamed” singer. She was also the subject of Perez Hilton’s faux pas after he posted an uncensored pic of her crotch on Twitter. Roberta Ferguson of Earsucker explained that “He pushed the lines of child pornography, as the Disney starlet was only 17-years-old at the time. It was one of the biggest stories of the year because it caused a wave of controversy among his detractors. He didn’t back down, instead taking to his blog to make an unapologetic video. It was Photoshopped and an obvious fake in the end.” Click HERE for Miley Cyrus Scandals…
5. Charlie Sheen VS. Hotel Chandelier – Charlie Sheen loves his booze, coke and women (not necessarily in that order.) He ended his last Christmas threatening and hitting his wife. The progressed with the usual antics of jail, rehab and some of his cars mysteriously committing suicide. Finally, in October the current highest paid male tv star had a debacle at the Plaza Hotel. We aren’t talking some Eloise shiz here. Charlie was found naked in his room after a hooker/porn star called the cops when he locked her in a closet and then beat up a chair, table and chandelier. This guy knows how to party. Click HERE for the photos of the damage…
6. John Travolta Gay Sex Scandal – This has been going on for years, but it hit a new pinnacle when author Robert Randolph wrote about John’s same sex exploits in his new book. To further the rumor, Carrie Fisher voiced her opinions on his sexuality.
“I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his (Travolta’s) legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given (bleep) jobs?”
Fisher answered “Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.”
7. Lindsay Lohan.Period. – It wouldn’t be a year without Lindsay Lohan crying in a courtroom. Lindsay failed to show up to a court date for a DUI hearing because Leprechauns stole her passport while she was in Cannes. Looming paparazzi followed the flimsy excuse with pics of Lindsay partying the nights away following the loss of her travel documents. She landed in jail and gave us all another mugshot to add to her collection. After a two week sentence she was plopped into rehab and failed a drug test in September. Click HERE for Lindsay Lohan’s mugshot…
8. Demi Lovato Punching Back Up Dancer – This troubled starlet couldn’t dodge the Disney curse. From photos and rumors of her cutting problem to her drug addictions and partying, this girl was a time bomb. After whatever it was that set her off (perhaps the staged romance with Joe Jonas), Demi punched one of her back up dancers. She immediately was sent to rehab, but it didn’t stop a rumored sex tape and a set of racy photos of Lovato. Click HERE for more of Fallen Disney Starlets…
9. LeAnn Rimes Man Snatchin’ – LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian met on the set of set of a Lifetime movie. They soon turned into a real life drama. The two were caught on camera having a date night while kissing and suck on each other’s fingers. Both were married to other people at the time. Eddie attempted to make it work with his wife after their affair became public knowledge. Rimes continued to stalk him and pretty much told her husband to take a hike. They are now engaged and sitting by themselves at the shamed bitches table. Shape Magazine received an onslaught of criticism after plastering LeAnn on their cover. The Editor has since apologized for her lapse in taste.
10. Brett Favre Caught With His Pants on the Ground – Brett Favre couldn’t keep his peen to himself according to Jenn Sterger. The Playboy Playmate turned Sports Illustrated lacky shared the story of Brett trying to seduce her on multiple occasions. It started with a few phone calls that turned sexually aggressive and were followed with pictures of Favre’s penis. In one of the photos Brett is allegedly masturbating while wearing sandals. What resulted was a laughable investigation and a slew of Croc jokes. As pointed out on Sportscasm, it is impossible to tell whether or not or not it is actually Favre, but the voicemails sound a lot like him.
Never underestimate the ho tricks of a ‘Gossip Girl.’ Blake Livley has moved on from Penn Badgley and trying to seek solace in the arms of Ryan Gosling. .
Via NY Daily News:
The premiere of “Blue Valentine” had Blake hurrying out of a Parisian Chanel shoot (for more on Livley’s Chanel campaign click HERE) to make a flight to New York. She left France in a hurry to be with Gosling. Upon her arrival to the after party, Blake made a beeline straight to him.
“The sparks began flying soon afterward. At one point, Gosling affectionately placed his hand on Blake’s knee while the actress gave him a smoldering look that’s usually reserved for Dan — or Nate, depending on the “Gossip Girl” episode we’re watching. Later in the evening, when Gosling rose from his seat, Lively jumped up after him and grabbed the actor’s hand. Whatever she whispered to him next prompted the actor to sit back down.”
The witnesses also mentioned that Harvey Weinstein, whose company is behind the film, had to ask Ryan to mingle with other guests and circulate. This is key as Gosling’s performance is already being attached to the words: Oscar Nomination. Other hopefuls have already been campaigning for awhile.
After making a few rounds the attempted to make stealthy separate exits. It failed as Ryan first left and Blake trotted behind just a few minutes later. They were then spotted eating at the Standard Grill with two other friends.
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Miley Cyrus hit a dinner with Demi Lovato at Gindi Thai and tried to be accommodating to swarming paps. She and Demi gave them a few shots before Miley asked them to stop. Of course paparazzi aren’t exactly the understanding type and they continued to snap pics.
Covering her face, she walked to the valet to get her car. As she waited she again asked the looming paparazzi to stop.
“No no, stop, for real. You got your shot. You got it! Yes you did! Well you’re not getting another one.”
Finally her car arrived and she honked the horn as she tried to pull onto the road. Later, she attended Nick Jonas’ 18th birthday party at a bowling alley in LA. Liam, who she was caught making out with in her car (Click HERE for those pics), did not accompany her to the event.
Grab your ice skates because Hell just froze over…I am actually siding with Miley on this one. Even if she looks like a stripper from the midwest who has fallen on hard times.
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Does David Spade have a bag of candy and kittens waiting in his car? How does he lure all these gorgeous women into dating him and his fedora? So many unanswered questions.
Spade, Padma Lakshmi (and his hat) were photographed enjoying a date. The possible new couple enjoyed a dinner at Koi in West Hollywood before heading off in David’s ride.
Double bag it honey.
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It appears there is some kind of reconciliation for the Hot Topic Prince and Princess. Avril Lavigne and Deruck Whibley were spotted getting matching, custom tattoos on their right arms. The pair hit up a West Hollywood parlor in the wee hours of Sunday morning looking a bit tipsy . As they walked out they appeared very cozy and Deryck had his hand on Avril’s lower back.
Before their tattoo adventure they hit up Madeo/Chateau Marmont together. So are they back together? It appears they just might be. They split last October and Avril was bed hopping with pineapple princes, Brody Jenner, Wilmer Valderrama and Brandon Davis. I get the shivers with the thought of greasy STDs uniting to exhaust the world’s free clinic supply of Valtrex.
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I can picture it now. Reese’s future involves a trip to the free clinic dressed as she damns her case of itchy crotch. Reports by your favorite tabloid are insistent that Reese Witherspoon and Gerard Butler hooked up.
After reading scripts together to play love interests in a New Line flick that is in the works, they fell in lust. Witherspoon is fresh from her break up with Jake Gyllenhaal and Gerard will nail anything with his two requirements: poon and a pulse.
“Reese’s friends are giggling about her secretly meeting up with Gerard. She thinks he’s superhot!” a friend of the actress told Star. “Reese is just having a good time with him. They’ve hung out a few times, mostly at his place in L.A. They got very chatty while reading the scripts, and there was noticeable chemistry. After that reading, they started talking and hanging out.”
From there they “hung out” quite often according to the tale. They reunited publicly again at a Haiti fundraiser (not the telethon in which Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt supposedly pledged their undying love for each other at the backstage buffet line –click HERE to read about that.) Of course, she is just isn’t looking to buy the pig, she just wants a little sausage.
“Reese doesn’t want to hurt Jake’s feelings and doesn’t want him to know about her and Gerard. She’s not interested in taking it a step further with Gerard — and that’s how she wants to keep it.”
I am getting herpes just from writing about all of Gerard’s conquests. I hope she made him double bag it. Reese appears to be turning into Kate Hudson. She is also rumored to be dating Jim Toth, an agent at Hollywood’s powerful Creative Artists Agency. Her friends say it was a business meeting while Toth’s friends say it was a date.
After the nearly two-hour meal – for which Toth picked up the tab – the couple walked outside and parted ways around 11 p.m. “Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug,” says the onlooker. “They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye.”
I am guessing that there is some truth in all this. I haven’t heard much on the validity of a Reese and Gerry humpfest but he seems to be the token man whore these days. I am betting that Jim was hoping to be the Jason Trawick to her Britney Spears, but Reese doesn’t want to have a live in toy.
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“Twilight” resident wolfpack member Taylor Lautner and country crooner Taylor Swift have been rumored to be dating each other for quite some time now, each trying to throw out the “just friends” card… but how can you use that excuse when you bunk together overnight in a hotel? Hmmmmm….. Lautner wrapped up shooting his part for “Eclipse,” the third movie in the series, flying out of Vancouver down to LA Saturday morning. Later that night, he was seen out on what appeared to be a date with Swift, taking in a Columbus Blue Jackets vs. Los Angeles Kings hockey game with premium seats at the Staples Center before heading out to dinner together. After dinner the couple headed back to their Beverly Hills hotel – notice, no ‘s’ on the end of that word – around 10:30. And before you Twi-hards start calling foul on the situation because in your warped little minds there is no way Mr. Jacob Black could be after anyone but Bella, there is indeed photographs floating around!
Per X17:
“These two weren’t going to any great length to hide the fact that they were spending the night together! They could have been a lot sneakier if they wanted to, and we spotted them leaving early this morning.”
Their latest hookup comes just a mere few weeks after the duo saw each other in Chicago. Both Taylors are busy, she with her tour and he with promoting for “New Moon” about to start up, but it looks like the Taylors are able to find a little time in their schedules to sneak away for a night!
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