Jennifer Aniston is exploding giggles and hauling out her Brad Pitt shrine and dusting off his old bong. The News of the World reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have legally split. Meaning they are diving up the rainbow nation child army and cash.

According to the media outlet, Jolie and Pitt met with a “high powered divorce lawyer” and agreed to split their $330 million fortune. As far as the kids…they will share custody, but all six will live with Angelina.

A source told the News of the World: “The document was signed in early January. Both Brad and Angelina had signed it. The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple’s split. It seemed clear they want the world to know they’ll both play a part in the upbringing of the children. But Angelina will actually be the one who lives with them full-time.”

The report goes on to detail that no set date of Brangelina’s break up has been set, but all the paperwork has been done. What I’d like to note is the lack of evidence. The report failed to name this “high powered attorney.” So this lawyer could turn out to be Ally McBeal.

Another red flag on this Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie split report is the quotes used in their report from a fictitious interview Das Neue (German magazine) came up with. Currently, reps are denying these split reports. So before all you Brangeloonies end it all by throwing yourselves into a fiery volcano, wait for an official announcement. Which will probably not happen anytime soon seeing as these break up rumors appear to be total crap. For those skimmers: ANGELINA AND BRAD HAVEN’T SPLIT…..yet.

UPDATE: Here is the big fat “Told Ya So” update. Click HERE to see the update on Brad and Angelina’s PRENUP Documents.

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