Jennifer Lopez Shuts Down Ex-Husband Ojani Noa

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In an effort to build a name for himself, Ojani Noa is doing his part to cash in on his brief marriage to Jennifer Lopez.

It seems the Cuban immigrant/waiter is in the process of making a movie based on his life with J.Lo titled: “How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J-lo and and Ojani Noa Story.” However, you know Ms. Lopez is not going to stand for anyone (other than herself) getting paid off her name.

Her lawyers issued a cease and desist this morning reminding Noa and his team of a little injunction from 2007 forbidding Noa from licensing, disseminating, or distributing any book, manuscript, or other written materials which contain private or intimate details about Lopez or Noa’s relationship with Lopez.

Noa, of course, insists that the film is a ‘mockumentary’ and is totally made up.

Via The Wrap:

“Citing a 2007 injunction against writing about Lopez’s personal life, the letter signed by attorney John Lavely states that the film ‘constitutes a blatant and malicious violation of my client’s legal rights and undeniably violates the clear command of the Court’s injunction…Your announced intention to produce a motion picture …about Noa and Lopez and their tumultuous marriage (as characterized on the website)’ violates the injunction, the letter said, demanding that the production ‘cease and desist from proceeding.’”

The 2007 injunction was issued after Noa’s attempt to release a tell-all book about his time with Lopez.

The film is currently casting and is set to start filming in February 2010.

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Anna Wintour on ‘Late Show’ David Letterman – Video

On August 28th in New York, the Devil’s lair will be publicly seen. The making of the September issue of Vogue has been filmed and detailed in a documentary centering around the fabled Ice Queen, Anna Wintour. Personally, I deem her a fierce deity of fashion and she gets the job done with a set of lady balls the size of watermelons.

To promote the debut of “The September Issue,” she hit David Letterman to talk about fashion on a budget, the bench mark magazine and the documentary. He went and addressed the book turned film “The Devil Wears Prada” being about her dominatrix style of work. (We all know not to laugh at belts we see as identical. Move on.) She handled herself very well and even made a few jokes.

This is just me, but for the love of my new Gucci boots….why is Sienna Miller on the cover of such a huge issue? This is why I miss the days when models graced the covers of mags and not some washed up skank able to squeeze into leather pants staring blankly at me.

Britney Spears the New Miracle Worker

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According to many of her superfans, the troubled pop princess is the Jesus. A larger group of fans that have claimed that Britney Spears has saved their lives has formed to create a movement of Spears therapy. The BBC did a documentary of the fans’ dedication and stories of Brit’s life saving powers called “Britney Spears Saved My Life.”

An examination of the Spears obsession took place during the documentary and a doctor took a stab at why people (with a focus on teens) have such a following for her.

Via Newsweek:

“The Beatles, Elvis, Madonna, Zac Efron—each has had the power to make grown women (and men) faint or cry. Teens are particularly susceptible to the power of music, says neurologist Daniel Levitin, because of the way their bodies and brains are changing: a combination of raging hormones.”

He suggests this is why many have claimed that she has saved their life. One girl in particular stated that Britney was her only reason to live and prevented her from suicide. Others thank Spears for getting them through eating disorders, depression and helped them accept their sexuality. Another fan claimed her version of “My Prerogative” helped free him from the clutches of Jahova’s Witnesses.

I should join this movement. Because it was Britney who inspired me to be a celebrity blogger due to the fact that a trip to Starbucks will knock a story about the war in Iraq off the front page. Ho plays my bills. I should send a nice gift basket filled with Red Bull, Easy Mac and fuzzy handcuffs.

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Joaquin Phoenix Attacks a Fan – Video

Just when you think Joaquin Phoenix has gone off the deep end, he shows you there are still a few more feet left for him to dive…literally.

While ‘performing’ at LIV nightclub at the Fountainbleau in Miami, Phoenix began exchanging insults with a paid actor fan near the front row.

Via TMZ.com:

“Phoenix [told] the heckler, ‘I’ve got millions of dollars in my f**king bank account. What do you got?’”

I am guessing the heckler retorted “self respect and a working shower” because Phoenix then jumped from the stage and began punching the man who has suspiciously not yet pressed charges. Someone may want to remind Phoenix that the money he earned making “Walk the Line” was blown on beard combs and rubber-bands for his hair.

Naturally while all this was happening, Phoenix’s BFF Casey Affleck was in the wings filming his documentary. Not wanting to chip a nail on his recently manicured hands, Affleck kept filming as opposed to rushing in to help, adding even more fuel to the theory that Joaquin is merely doing this for sport.

Anna Wintour Shames Sienna Miller

I have been waiting for the documentary surrounding the working process of famed Ice Queen, Anna Witour. Her notorious….ahem…strenuous work ethic…was captured on film for a documentary that made it’s debut at Sundance.

Poor Sienna Miller was Wintour’s victim in September 2007 issue of Vogue. The film detailed the creation of the magazine and the obstacles presented in cranking out the “Fashion Bible.” One problem happened to be the star on the cover. In the world of this hardcore Editor, not even celebs are spared from her venom.

Via OK! (their exclamation point, not mine):

“A witness of the film said: “It must be awful for Sienna to see. Anna keeps complaining she is too ‘toothy’ and the other staff are worried she has too many fillings. The editors hint at Sienna to cut her hair and she ignores them, which worried them even more. It was funny, but probably not for her.”

The revealing footage also shows the eventual cover shot, taken from pictures by famed photographer Mario Testino, which is made up of two images of Sienna. Her head is taken from one shot and superimposed on another image of her body.”

Ouch. I guess this is the price you pay for getting to hump Jude Law.

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