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Barak Obama Orders Donald Trump to Be DESTROYED

June 22, 2012 By Cara 1 Comment

I actually want this one to be true. If it isn’t, at least it makes for a good giggle around the ol’ water cooler or wherever the devil people without drinking problems go to enjoy conversations about their kids, cats or recent rosacea flare up. (Side Note: Those are the exact three topics of conversation that has led me to avoid the water cooler.)

The Globe, yes I know but it’s Friday, is insistent that Barak Obama has given orders for Donald Trump to be destroyed. I like to picture a team of highly trained gifted youngsters who voluntarily eat apples slices in the Happy Meals instead of fries forming a team of B-Men to take Trump down like a gimpy wildebeest.

Barbara Walters Booed for Naming Kardashians “Most Fascinating”

December 2, 2011 By Cara 3 Comments

Someone sit Babs down with a nice cup of tea, a shawl and a ‘Law and Order’ marathon because girl needs a rest. Barbara Walters named the Kardashians as one of the ‘Most Fascinating People of 2011.’ An echo of BOO! followed her announcement.

Joy Behar pulled the WTF? card on Walters and she tried to defend her choice by explaining that she choose “positive people” but snubs criminals. This traveling circus of eyeliner clad ponies who don’t serve a purpose beyond sideshow entertainment are “positive” people? The one lesson they have to teach is that the house always gets 15%.

Ivanka Trump’s Baby Name Is…

July 18, 2011 By Cara Leave a Comment

Hollywood and people of relevancy are exploding babies. Kate Hudson, Victoria Beckham and Natalie Portman had their children and gave them names that will send an S.O.S. to your HUH? reflex. Ivanka Trump has joined the baby boom and revealed the name of her baby girl.

Trump Tweeted the name of her daughter…

Barak Obama Birth Certificate – VIDEO, PHOTO

April 27, 2011 By Cara 3 Comments

You may be hoping that Barak Obama is busy with Presidential responsibilities, coming up with ways to uplift the economy or at least stop wallet rape at gas stations. Looks like he is tending to far more pressing issues like Donald Trump challenging his citizenship.

Barak’s birth certificate is now public in response to claims that he was not born in America. He shared the long form version in a statement this morning that was supposed to focus on new policies. Obama started by talking about how “silly” the demands were, but provided the certificate anyway. (Photo after the cut below…)

Carrie Prejean Officially Lost Her Crown, Replaced by Tami Farrell

June 10, 2009 By Cara Leave a Comment

After a Donald Trump saved the disgraced beauty queen hopeful he is now ripping Carrie Prejean’s crown away from her Bible thumping hands.

The holier-than-thou Prejean has received a letter of termination today (Wednesday). The organization behind the Miss Universe pageant, K2 Productions, has found that she has been constantly violating her contract and they finally have a solid reason to axe her.

After failing to appear at pageant related events and participating in non-pageant approved activities, the organization is fed up with her and so is Trump. In a press release he stated that he gave her a warning which she later snubbed.

“I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contact with the Miss California USA Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so,” said Trump. “Unfortunately it doesn’t look like it is going to happen and I offered Keith my full support in making this decision. Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues her other interests.”

The press release also announced that Tami Farrell will take Carrie’s place as Miss California USA. Not quit a month ago Trump came to the defense of Prejean after racy photos of her were dug up and spread across the net (see those photos by clicking here). Instead of stripping her of her title, he deemed the photos inoffensive to the pageant rules and let her keep her crown.

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