Donatella Versace

Lindsay Lohan’s Real Mother Revealed – Photos

Holy Moses of Gwyneth’s Uterus as Crista would say. This settles it. Donatella Versace and Lindsay Lohan are starting their own race. Lohan is the result of Donatella’s horrid test tube baby experiment gone wrong and a mad scientist is being worshiped by dealers for creating the Wal-Mart of coke fiends.

LiLo hit up the Whitney Museum’s Gala in NYC last night and made kissy faces with Donatella Versace. She put on her Sunday Best Collagen Lips and headed out to do her ho stroll with the rest of the gala crew.

Mischa Barton was there and managed to look hot. You know you need to sit down when Mischa is looking hotter than your sorry rump.

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Models Aren’t Playing Nice with Jesus

Now that Madonna has been rejected as a suitable mother for Mercy James, she has invited Jesus back to her lair. Of course he obliged being that no one is stupid enough to pass up a free meal ticket.

Madge is calling in some favors and asking designer pals to hire Luz. Of course they also obliged because she is freaking Madonna. Recently Marc Jacobs pulled strings and even wrote him a letter of recommendation to stay in the country. Dolce and Gabbana have also hired him for their fall-winter men’s campaign. Donatella Versace is entertaining his involvement with in a campaign.

This all isn’t sitting well with all of the other male models. I am sure they laugh and call him names and exclude him from all their model games.

Via Gatecrasher:

“Madonna’s sometime-boy-toy got straight-up dissed by the other male catwalkers as he prepped for the Jeffrey Fashion Cares event last week at Espace. Says one backstage source: “None of the other models would talk to Jesus or even look at him. They were gossiping like catty girls about how they couldn’t wait for his career to fizzle out.”

Even his friends are sick of Jesus. They sat him down and told him he acting like a diva and needs to sit down.

“He has a big, swollen head,” says a Madonna camp pal. “Jesus was trying to charge 100K per appearance in Brazil. Friends finally sat him down and told him to get real and to stop thinking he’s the male answer to Gisele, because he isn’t.”

Those are some great friends.

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