Britney Spears is NOT Dumping Jason Trawick for Ryan Phillippe

In Touch Weekly‘ is hilariously reporting that Britney Spears has lost interest in her current boyfriend Jason Trawick, and has made a wish list of guys she’d like her father to set her up with. According to ‘inside sources’ they include: Ryan Phillippe, Doug Reinhardt, Sam Worthington… and yes, even Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino (Ugh, I just cringed at having to type his name) leaving me to believe the state of this poor girls mental health is worse than I ever dreamed.

Per Starpulse:

Bosses at Spears’ official website have tackled the speculation head-on – uploading the report onto the site and striking through the page with a ‘Bull—t’ alert in bold red print. The post is commented on by website manager Adam, who adds, “Check out whose (sic) guilty of printing lies in this week’s BS Alert!”

The “Situation?” Come on. I think if Britney was going to give a list of men she wanted to date even she would aim a bit higher then that. Does anybody really find him attractive in the slightest?

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Paris Hilton Marries Piers Morgan – Photos

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Paris Hilton has finally decided to walk down the aisle, and the man of her choice is none other than “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan. While it may come across as a shocking, their marriage to the was done in good non-legal binding fun as just a parody for his upcoming ITV1 show called “Piers Morgan On… Las Vegas.” Hilton wore a white bridal gown and veil during the service which was attended by Elvis Presley and Marilyn Monroe impersonators. Paris was accompanied by her dog that was also dressed in white, while Piers really did slip a diamond encrusted ring on her finger, with the 15-minute spoof wedding taking place at The Little Church of the West in Las Vegas.

Per Daily Mail:

“You can do anything here – it’s crazy! What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” says Morgan. “You know what it’s like – you have a few drinks, spend too long on the blackjack table, get overexcited and do something silly. I have to say, Paris scrubbed up to be a beautiful bride. It was magical.”

He also joked that he “wasn’t entirely sure” the wedding was fake since they did in fact go through all of the vows. And yes, the two did really kiss following the ceremony. In reality, Piers is engaged to journalist Celia Walden, while Paris has recently rekindling her flame with Doug Reinhardt. Lets just hope that’s as far as the joke went cause I’d sure hate to see him be the next one prescribed Valtrex!

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan Together Again

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Maybe her daddy is loosening her strings just a little too much lately… This past Sunday night, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan met up at the Grand Star Jazz Club in LA, cheesin’ for a couple of snapshots and appearing to have a great time together. While neither of them looked like they were drinking anything harder than a coke, the two have a bad history from their wilder days of partying together.

Maybe the two were simply sharing hair-dying tips, since both recently went back to blonde. Maybe Britney was schooling Lindsay on the art of the successful comeback. Who knows, But whatever it is, it simply just can’t be good. The last time these two hung out, it wasn’t long after that Britney was admitted to a psych ward, and Lindsay started on her bed-hopping quest, then declaring soon afterwards she was no longer straight. Hmmm… could this be the calm before the storm? Or maybe the key ingredient for the storm last time was Paris Hilton, who thankfully was missing from the pow-wow this time around. She was around both girls, along with Nicole Richie, when all their troubles and meltdowns started.

Word to the wise, Papa Spears – Keep Paris Hilton away from your daughter at all costs! And Doug Reinhardt – Run! Run while you still can!

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Paris Ditches Doug Reinhardt, Hooks Up with Cristiano Ronaldo

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Come on, who didn’t see this one coming a mile away? Serial dater Paris Hilton has called it quits with her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, after the pair reportedly had a huge blow up at a club, leaving Paris running out to leave in tears.

Per People:

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. “They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

This comes as quite a turn of events, as Paris and Doug were talking just 3 days ago about how much they were looking forward to their anniversary. As recently as April, Hilton also declared that she’d wed Reinhardt. Yeah honey, think its time to put that wedding gown back in the closet until the next guy shows up…. But wait! The next guy HAS shown up!! Not even 24 hours after Paris ended things with Doug, she’s already shacking up with a new man – Soccer star Cristian Ronaldo. Paris and sister Nicky Hilton hit up club MyHouse where Ronaldo was out having a good time with some friends, and proceeded to sit themselves down at their table. Didn’t take long for Hilton and Ronaldo to get comfortable around eachother, as its being reported that the duo couldn’t keep their hands off eachother!

Per X17:

“Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.”

After the club, Ronaldo left with the Hilton sisters to head back to Nicky’s place and was caught on camera leaving around 5am. Its no secret Paris has had her eye on the soccer stud for quite some time now, attempting to work her Hilton-Charm on him last July. Apparently then, Ronaldo had no interest in the sex-tape star. Wonder how long this will last….Given the pairs dating history, I give it a week.

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt in Miami Brawl

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend-of-the-month Doug Reinhardt were involved in a brawl with a bodyguard early Friday. In an interview with “RadarOnline“, the heiress said they were attacked at the LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach.

Per Radar:

“I can’t believe someone would do this to us, it’s really scary,” said Paris.

Hilton reportedly approached the DJ booth to request a song for her to dance to by either Madonna or Black Eyed Peas, instead of the techno music that was being played. The bodyguard there apparently thought Paris was a little too close to the DJ and shoved Paris, which prompted an angry Doug to tell the man not to touch his girlfriend. The bodyguard and Doug then began to brawl. Hotel security intervened and the fight was broken up, but not before Doug ended up with a bloody lip. Paris was not injured. Police were called to the scuffle, but no charges were filed. Soon afterwards, Paris and Doug left the club and planned to leave Miami as soon as possible.

Good idea, Paris. You can’t run every city you go to!

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