This one was in my mail box this morning and I found it too amusing not to post. Rachel Bilson was rescued from swarming paparazzi by a couple of drag queens after getting tipsy at Bardot.

Via ONTD:

My sister was visiting me last week and wanted to see a celebrity, so we went to Hollywood around 1 AM and found a pack of paparazzi outside of Bardot. Sure enough after about 10 minutes out walks Rachel Bilson. She honestly looked mad, and drunk and did stumble….the paparazzi followed her as she crossed the street, and some drunken drag queens from the nearby gay club Tigerheat tried to fend away the pap, which made a pissed off looking Rachel start laughing, it was cute.

Now this is a story that warms my cold little heart and makes me feel all fluffy inside. We all know I am made of marshmallow crème and $10 jugs of vodka. The one fierce queen in the purple raided by closet and stole my purple halter dress. I used it crash a couple of proms last year. Of course he looked better in it than me. What? I am a cougar. And don’t pretend like you don’t watch the shirtless senior class track team run around all sweaty. At least I am not trying to lure them in with promises of candy and puppies. Which reminds me, I need to check on the cookies in my oven.

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