Gee. Didn’t see this one coming. Sam Tons-O-Fun Lutfi is suing the Britney Spears Clan because he is either bored, running out of cash or combination of the two. (If you don’t recall this douche, he was part of the Axis of Evil that paved the path for Britney’s downfall.)

TMZ reports:

“Sam Lutfi has filed a lawsuit against Britney Spears and her parents for libel, defamation, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress and breach of contract.

According to the papers, Sam claims Jamie and Lynn “launched a campaign of lies and intimidation designed to destroy Lutfi and drive him out of Britney’s life.”

Basically Tons-O-Fun claims that late last year in January he was standing in Britney’s kitchen baking cookies and strudel (and not mixing mysterious purple gooey drinks chalked full of whatever he could find in his fanny pack/portable medicine cabinet), when Spears’ father stormed in. Jamie yelled at him and punched him in the chest.

His also made claims of libel and defamation that come from Lynne’s top notch parenting account, “Through the Storm.”

“[I] have been subjected to unfathomable amounts of ridicule and public scorn.”

Nope. I pretty much find him to be manipulating turd without having read Lynne’s book. Still haven’t read it. Probably won’t read it. I am guessing it could be summed up as such: “Dance baby! MONEY! More Money! Baldness? Grandbaby…Not So Bad = More Money, Damn Daddy Lookin’ Better Than Me, Less Money, Happy Family With Money Again…The End!”

What Others Said:

Dlisted - “What does Sam Lutfi do all day, really? I’m sure he spends a few hours sticking hot pins in Daddy Spears’ voodoo doll. After that, he plays Brit Brit’s “From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,” cuddles up to one of her old used-up weave tracks and cries himself to sleep.”