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A Pathologist gas finally confirmed Amy Winehouse’s official cause of death. Alcohol claimed the life of the ‘Rehab’ singer. Coroner Suzanne Greenaway revealed that the final verdict is “death by misadventure,” saying the singer died of accidental alcohol poisoning.
Every party needs a drunk girl stumbling around busting out random interludes from some Kelly Clarkson songs as one of her eyes rolls into her head before announcing that she is in love with your pool boy. (May or may not be a true.) But, Prince will not have drunk tricks upstaging him.
The plot to Nicolas Cage’s drunkery has thickened. Remember when Nic got Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon drunk and couldn’t remember where he lived then argued with his wife about before daring cops to arrest him? Click HERE for a recap and to see what celebrity pal bailed him out…
More details have followed on that incident. According to a New Orleans cop who squealed to TMZ, Cage is now being investigated for child abuse. His wife told police that they had been arguing about his “intoxicated state” on their way to pick up their son from a friend’s house. Alice added that she was driving and the fight continued as they drove home. Upon arriving home, she further claims that he “fell while holding their son. The fall caused the 5 year old to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee.”
Get out the You in Danger Girl! tag. Scarlett Johansson is already feeling the wrath of Sean Penn.
According to Star (via ONTD), paps weren’t the only ones to notice Scarlett’s weight gain. (And by weight gain, it’s like 2 pounds and she was in mid-stride. No one looks good while running post burrito indulgence. Click HERE for those pics…) The mag reports Penn and Johansson had a screaming match over her vices.
A second round of Christina Aguilera’s private pics gone public has surfaced. The “Burlesque” star has been facing a slew of problems lately. From drinking so much that cops deem her a hazard to herself to starting wars at the Golden Globes and flubbing the National Anthem lyrics, she is slowly becoming the next Celeb Gone Crazy.
The private photos of Aguilera are being shopped around to various media outlets. Radar was approached by an unnamed man who allegedly “found” the pics at a hotel room Christina stayed in while in France.
“The photos, which are time-stamped between June and November 2010, allegedly show the singer partying at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party and in bed with boyfriend Matt Rutler, along with other photos showing the singer mimicking oral sex, smoking cigars and dancing on tables at various other times.”
Boozetina has already faced a leak of nude photos. Her stylist reportedly had the pics (why?) and they were then stolen. Click HERE if you are curious/brave enough to see those…
A few media outlets are tackling the reasons behind divorce of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.
Us Weekly says that Ashlee has turned into a vodka monster and is now a groupie for a ring of pro-skateboarders. The source-types who wove this tale for the mag stated that Ashlee was out drinking with the skate hoodlums until the wee hours of the morning for several months. Pete then got a case of the hypocritical sluts and got “burnt out” from keeping tabs on Simpson. (Pete was photographed on several occasions partying with strippers after concerts. Click HERE for those pics…)
“On the road with his band, he “would constantly check in on Ashlee, and he’d have his friends call the house and her cell to make sure she said she was where she said she was going to be,” an insider explains. “He felt like he couldn’t trust her.”
Page Six‘s sources say Ashlee is tired of Pete partying like a rock star and thought he’d change after their dream Hot Topic wedding.
“One source said, “Ashlee has been unhappy for a while. Pete continued living the life of a rock star, hanging out late, going to clubs, posing for the paparazzi . . . She wants her life and her career back.”
Another rumor is that Creepy Papa Joe was to blame. Popeater reports that more snitches shared that Joe “wants to be the only man” in his daughter’s lives. (Hence the Creepy.)
“Just like when Jessica split from Nick, Joe is doing nothing to encourage Ashlee to give the marriage another try, if only for the sake of her son,” an insider tells me. “Joe likes being the only man in his daughters’ lives and is happy that Ashlee has moved back into his home [in Encino, Calif.], just like Jessica did after she announced she was leaving Nick.”
This is 6 different kinds of gross. However, my powers of deduction and constant reports of Ashlee bailing on Pete led me to believe that it’s a combination of all the tales. At least they are keeping it civil for their son Bronx. The family was spotted out together for lunch on Valentine’s Day. (Click HERE for those pics…)
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January Jones crashed into 3 parked cars and made up a fictional story about being chased by a slew of paparazzi after watching a basketball game with friends. Turns out, that story needs dipped in Glade because it reeks of crap.
Witnesses and victims of the crash said that there were NO photographers around before, after or during Jones’ multiple crashes. They were also shocked to see Food Network star, Bobby Flay, show up on the scene of the accident. Also, no photos of the crash have surfaced. Pics of the “Mad Men” star running into 3 cars, meeting with Flay and then fleeing would mean huge money. Yet, the only photos to show up were taken many hours later.
Via TMZ:
“A woman who owns one of the cars that was hit tells TMZ … she heard the crash, looked over her balcony and saw Jones. She says around 10 minutes after the crash, Food Network star Bobby Flay showed up in a separate car, began talking with her and telling her to leave the scene, which she did.”
Another witness who confronted January confirmed that Flay was there and left after Jones fled.
“The witness at the scene tells TMZ she was face-to-face with Jones and smelled alcohol on her breath. The witness says Jones left her driver’s license with another resident and left. She returned 45 minutes later in a different set of clothes, chewing gum.”
Police talked to Jones and didn’t give her a sobriety test do to the fact she left the scene and came back. They claim it would be impossible to tell if she went home and had a beer then came back. Because nothing screams good idea like leaving the scene of an accident to go home and have a martini only to return to the accident to have a chat with police. Regardless of how this flimsy her story is and how many laws she has appeared to have broke, police are no longer investigating.
As for Bobby Flay and January, many are crossing their arms and using the power of reasoning to shout AFFAIR at this mess. Jones called Flay immediately after getting into the crash. His statement was full of crap as well. He claimed he just met her that night and saw that she had a beer, but wasn’t monitoring her booze intake. His rep says Flay only gave her his number because she said she wants to remodel her kitchen and only showed up just to make sure she was ok. So to recrap (typo, but it stays): January Jones and Bobby Flay were together at The London West Hollywood Hotel “watching a Lakers game with friends.” She had a beer, exchanged numbers with Flay for kitchen remodeling purposes and smashed into three parked cars. Called the Bobby for help despite just meeting him….
Febreeze that story too because it smells worse than last night’s mahi mahi. The questions of: why would someone call a person they just met for help after an accident??? And why would you go to the scene of an accident instead of calling 911 for someone you just met???
Flay’s marital history isn’t helping. Currently he is on his third marriage and notoriously known for being a cad. He married Stephanie March of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.” Rumors of a coke problem have followed the star around for a few years. He was also on the guest list of Paris Hilton’s birthday party last year and the year before. (Obviously that doesn’t prove much, but take it as you will.) Jones has also been photographed with a hickey after leaving another party in Malibu in May (click HERE for those pics).
What do you think?
UPDATE: Another claim that Bobby Flay and January Jones had a cozy and boozed filled dinner together last month has surfaced. A fellow patron of Peppermill Lounge in Las Vegas reportedly spotted Bobby and Jones together in mid-May. She had her picture taken with him (shown in the photo gallery below) and shared this tale:
“I had seen the two at the lounge inside of Peppermill at Las Vegas. At first I thought the lady he was with was his wife. They were both sitting close to each other and they both were drinking alcoholic beverages. When I went over to ask for a picture, to my surprise the woman he was with was January Jones.
He seemed a little tipsy, his face was red and he seemed super relaxed. January on the other hand didn’t seem she was intoxicated yet. When I was leaving, they were both in the booths where the fireplace was. At the Peppermill, the fireplace area is where the “couples” usually sit. They were sitting very close to each other, talking, laughing, and slight touching involved. It looked a lot like they were just flirting back and forth with each other. They looked like they were an item. I thought maybe his wife and him had gotten a divorce but I checked online to my surprise that he was still married? So I don’t know what the deal is.. But I believe there is something there.”
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Lindsay Lohan gave video proof that she is piñata full crap. One whack at her and you’ll have an explosion of PR/lawyer induced verbal diarrhea.
After “getting stuck” in Cannes instead of showing up at court because a wild snorlax “stole” her passport, a photo of Lindsay Lohan posing with some French dumpster orphans and coke went viral across the net (click HERE for those Lindsay Lohan pics). Of course, someone pointed a camera at her and asked if she was set up.
In case you don’t want to subject yourself to 5 minutes of the sound of lies hitting the floor here is a rundown…
“I was walking back to my room with a few of my friends after doing press for a movie which why I was in Cannes for in the first place called Inferno. I was with some of the producers that I work with. They went back into the room with the director as well. I stopped because someone came out of the room and said ‘could you just take a picture with me really quickly.’ So I went into the room and took a picture and left the room. I wasn’t looking around the room; I just thought I was taking a picture with a fan.”
Where do I begin? I think we all know that Lohan can spot a line of blow from 50 paces and being she has the world’s hungriest nose, she probably smelled them from the street like some sort of drug sniffing firecrotched shepherd. Secondly, who uses a hotel bed for a picture background other than someone auditioning for “Rock of Love” and finally….she has fans?
I am distracted by the fact the interviewer sounds like he should be on Ghost Hunters and Lohan is so obviously rehearsing that pile of shiz for a judge. The only person that cans save her now is Judge Judy. Give her 10 minutes and a doily embellished judicial robe and Lohan will have a trip to rehab and will be apologizing for that crap film, “Labor Pains.”
The rest of the “interview” she claimed she wasn’t taking any drugs, doesn’t deserve jail time/another rehab stint, and wasn’t falling down drunk in Cannes despite partying on boats (click HERE for those photos). Lohan also claims she has been compliant to all of the courts orders. Also BS. She only completed 10 of the required 13 alcohol education classes and has missed several depositions.
Lindsay is due in court today. Bitch better bring some cookies for the judge and put on her super sorry face.
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Rehab just got sexier. I know this man gives some women a case of the creepies because he turns into a Jabberwocky while drunk at airports, but I have that special kind of romantic feeling where I’d do anything to nail Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
Meyers has found a foe in airports, much like Lindsay Lohan’s new nemesis is gravity. Most recently he threw out the “N” word after he wasn’t allowed to board a plane because of his level of inebriation. (Click HERE to read more on that debacle) In November of 2007 he was arrested in Dublin for public intoxication. You know you are wreck when the world’s stereotypical booze-hounds are giving you the side eye and calling you a drunken embarrassment. He followed that with another vodka induced rampage in June of 2009 after reportedly pushing an airport lounge employee after indulging in several drinks.
After this latest edition to Hot Mess Drunk: Airport Edition (sponsored by Jose Cuervo, Grey Goose and Hennessy), his rep confirmed that he going back to a London rehab facility. This will be his fourth attempt at sobriety.
Maybe he just gets the shakes when flying and needs to drown his fears by bathing in sweet booze. My solution is that he eliminates planes as a means of travel and get a private jet, a donkey, golf cart or chauffeur who accepts natures credit card. (Ahem…me.)
We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.
Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.
Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.
UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?
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Grammys: Adele’s First Post-Surgery Performance by Spi0n Adele returned to the stage at the 2012 Grammy Awards. She swept most of the awards and treated the audience to ‘Rolling in the Deep.’ This is her first public performance since recovering from vocal cord surgery, [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
Katy Perry debuted ‘Part of Me’ at the 2012 Grammy Awards. The break up tune has also been leaked online. The song was actually created before she split with Russell Brand. It has since been reworked and Katy werked it at the awards. [Keep Clicking Thumbnails for a Larger Image] Images Via: Wenn.com
It looks like Bruno Mars isn’t a fan of Adele. The ‘It Will Rain’ singer lost Best Pop Song to returning songstress and it appears as though it didn’t sit well with him. After Alicia Keys announces another Adele win, he appears to be throwing a temper tantrum. Joke? [shrug] Bad joke if it was [...]
Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
