David Hasselhoff Suffers Alcohol Poisoning

Knight Rider’ actor and ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital Saturday afternoon for alcohol poisoning.

The Hoff was discovered lying on the floor of his home by his 16 year-old daughter Hayley. He was barely conscious. No hamburger was in sight.

Hoff has had a problem hitting the bottle for years. Many of you remember his drunken, shirtless viral video his daughter made a few years. In that video, Hasselhoff tries to eat a burger while smashed and explains the importance of being sober to his child.

Via Radar:

“This time the vodka-guzzling ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge registered a staggering .39. alcohol level. Drunk driving in California is .08.”

Hopefully, Haselhoff gets help for his problem…or learns that benders have an ending point that don’t necessarily require a trip to the ER or crying on your living room floor while eating a burger.

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Avril Lavigne Headed to Rehab and Divorce Court

Seems as though self proclaimed “Princess” Avril Lavigne could be headed to rehab and potentially divorce court if she keeps on the track she’s been on lately! Lately, the washed-up “Complicated” singer is more interested in getting wasted than acting like a wife to husband Derek Whibley, singer for punk-rock band Sum 41. It has been rumored in the past that they’ve had their share of disagreements, but now its looking like you can add marital trouble to the list. The couple were spotted out this weekend partying in Los Angeles together, but they weren’t necessarily enjoying each others company. While Lavigne downed drink after drink, her husband sat alone glumly on the couch, being completely ignored.

Via Gatecrasher:

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.” claims a spy. ­”Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

A wannabe rock chick with a bratty attitude? Shocker! Wonder how much longer this punk-pop union will last before one of them files for divorce?

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Robert Pattinson Discusses Drinking In LA

As if Robert Pattinson couldn’t get any hotter, the British actor has managed to take my breath away once again-by admitting he thinks there is nothing wrong with drinking. Rob, you’re a man after my own martini glass.

In an interview with YOU Magazine, Rob voiced his uncertainty about the culture of Los Angeles in relation to his penchant to tie one on regularly.

YOU Magazine Via My Park:

“I guess a lot of the British guys who come to LA get very much into the workout thing. There isn’t really like a pub thing in LA. It’s just a very different culture. I think people from LA don’t really understand how it’s such a normal thing to be in pubs from a very young age in London. People just think it’s so strange. Like drinking has such a stigma attached to it here. I have never really understood it. It seems so normal to me.”

It’s normal to me to R.Pattz. In fact, I think I will start today with a pint of Guinness in your honor.

As the Dame reported (see that video of him singing HERE), Sparklepants has been in the London area since shortly before Christmas doing his own pub circuit tour and participating in various open-mic nights much to the enjoyment of all the British skanks.

Hmmm…he would rather get drunk than go to the gym? This is the start of something beautiful.

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Hayden Panettiere Caught Underage at Bar

I really don’t get the thought process of some of these Hollywood ho’s. The 19 year old “Heroes” star got caught at a bar the day before Christmas Eve.

Hayden Panettiere was out at the NV Lounge with some of her lady friends before she was spotted by the club’s bouncers. They carded the starlet, obviously being famous and underage, and kicked her out of the club. Her ID was also taken and given to police.

From E! Online:

“At that time we asked her and her friends to leave,” NV Lounge owner John Reznick tells E! News, adding that the actress cooperated by giving her license to an employee.

Hayden was catching a flight to California the next day and obviously had to make an embarrassing call to police. She went to get her license back and the cops questioned her, but ended up letting her go unable to prove she was drinking.

“When my officers arrived on the scene we questioned Panettiere,” Det. Craig Long tells E! News. “I asked her if she tried to buy alcohol and she denied it. Panettiere told me that someone opened the side door of the nightclub so she could go inside and say hello to friends, not buy drinks.”

That and she had to get to Bora Bora to go kick it with Peter Petrelli. Panettiere followed her Cali trip to a vacation with man-friend, Milo Ventimiglia. The 31 year old could have bailed her out with the old “she’s my niece” routine. Oh wait…that is for hookers. Meh…I’m sure all he would need to do is bust out his hairlip and be done with the situation. Plus…how is it that she didn’t make it to the confines of the VIP area where you have to know the secret handshake to get in? Security works for you in there. Plus you get to eat gold and ride flying ponies. Amature. Stick to being head cheerleader for the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

What Others Said:

The Blemish - “LA lets them get away with this because celebrities are revered as gods there and the laws binding regular citizens don’t apply to them. They could drown kittens in their sinks and the most they would get is a stern lecture about not doing it in public restrooms.”

Fat Back Media: “When Lindsay was 19 she was in bars until 3 in the morning and the paparazzi would snap pics of her passed out in cars the following morning. Tip #1: when asked for ID just say” I am Hayden Panettiere bitch!”

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Kate Moss Pregnant and Smoking!?! – Photos

Photos of a very pregnant looking Kate Moss smoking and enjoying some beer on the beach have surfaced. She was sporting a huge baby-looking bump in Thailand. Photographers caught Moss on Surin Beach on Saturday (January 3) drinking and smoking with her daughter and boyfriend along with some other friends.

The model has been denying that she is pregnant. Moss told friends and curious family in December that there is no truth to the baby rumors. She also is sporting a bandaged wrist which isn’t the first of mysterious injuries.

The Daily Mail Notes:

“It is not the first time Kate has been caught up in a wrist riddle. In October last year she was seen leaving a London party with a peculiar lump on her left arm. Her turbulent relationship with the 39-year-old guitarist hit the headlines in November when the couple were spotted with mysterious cuts and bruises on their faces.

The pair blamed their injuries on a ‘Christmas decoration accident’ but Moss was reportedly overheard telling Peter Kay at Stella McCartney’s festive party that they had ‘a bit of a scuffle.’”

Let’s hope that if this bump she is sporting is another mini-Moss that she will put the cig and booze down.

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Mariah Carey Drinks On New Year, NOT Pregnant – Photos

Mariah Carey has been riding the pregnancy PR train for awhile now. She has been sidestepping baby rumors and even made a big deal of not drinking some champagne on Ellen.

Carey put an end to the pregnancy rumors this week after enjoying several alcoholic beverages while celebrating the New Year. She and her husband, Nick Cannon, were at Nikki Beach in St. Barth on Tuesday drinking red wine and eating raw oysters. Both booze and raw seafood are no-no’s for pregnant women.

I told you this would not happen. There is no way Mimi would share her Hello Kitty collection with a kid.

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Beyonce Gets Drunk with Mariah Carey and Marc Jacobs

Nothing like getting trashed in the presence of Mariah Carey and Marc Jacobs. Wait…maybe that is why she is drinking.

Beyonce was getting her party pants out for the New Year with her friends in St. Barts this week. Jay-Z was also sitting in the shadow of B looking like Steve Urkel’s alter ego, Stefan Urquelle.

I love that B is wearing one of those sweet New Year’s hats. Mimi wasn’t having it because it wasn’t encrusted in pink diamonds and didn’t shoot out glitter.

So this is how classy rich people do it? It’s really not all that different from my party. Replace the fancy glasses with plastic cups and add me trading shirts with my friend’s husband and it’s the same party. I kinda expected them to be swimming kiddie pools of cash and drinking gigantic bottles of Cristal as slaves drop grapes into their mouths.

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Taylor Lautner Losing ‘New Moon’ Role

My friends over a Gossip Teen have reported new rumblings in the Taylor Lautner VS. Michael Copon for the role of Jacob Black. The “Twilight” sequel is getting off to a rough start. With a change up in the director’s change and rumors (which are complete crap) that Robert Pattinson has a drinking problem, “New Moon” will be a tumultuous project.

Taylor is desperately fighting to keep his role as Bella Swan’s best friend and second love interest, Jacob Black. However, Summit Entertainment is worried that he will not look old enough to carry off the transformation his character undergoes. Rumors that he has been replaced by Michael Copon to better fit the build of a 27 year old man have been running for months. The new director, Christopher Weitz is said to be leaning toward casting Copon as a replacement for Lautner.

Fans have voiced a very strong preference for Taylor. He has a large teen fan base that is a force to be reckoned with. But, as you might recall, when Robert Pattinson was cast as Edward Cullen fans of the “Twilight” saga were disappointed with the choice. Now ol’ Sparklepants is the new tween heroin.

But Lautner isn’t going quietly into the night. He has been packing on muscle and trying to shed his teenage physique. Taylor has had several meetings with Weitz to fight for his role as Jacob.

Robert Pattinson Defends Heath Ledger’s Honor

Behold! It is the gift of further R.Patz Sparklepants do-gooding. I can’t help it. My apologies to those of you who haven’t been wooed by this unicorn of slobby hotness.

Earlier in December Robert Pattison attended a show at The Improv. A tacky and heartless comic was trying to make a tasteless joke out of the death of Heath Ledger. Offended and hurt, Sparklepants stood up for Ledger.

Us Weekly reports:

“[He] booed a comic who said, “Here’s my impression of Heath Ledger,” then he collapsed and began faking convulsions. “Robert and his friend went nuts yelling at him, “ the source said.

“The comic didn’t know who it was, but I’m sure he found out later!”

Pattinson reportedly yelled “F**k you! You suck!” at the comic’s attempt at humor. Also I feel I should mention the event was benefiting the fight against Prop 8. After Heath was a well voiced proponent for gay rights, I find it difficult to believe that someone would stoop so low to attack a someone who fearlessly took on the touchy subject both in film and in life.

When the buzz from my whiskey shooters wear off, I am going to be so pissed.

Robert Pattinson Drinking Problem and Rehab

New rumors of R.Patz Sparklepants suffering from an addiction to alcohol have started to brew. But rest easy kids. I am calling BS on the subject.

The “Twilight” sequel, “New Moon,” has started with trouble before filming has even begun. The director for the first film was replaced and cast changes have actors fighting for their role. Taylor Lautner is currently up for the chop. His character’s body undergoes a transformation from a 16 year old boy to a man of 27. Michael Copon is currently after the role of Jacob Black.

Now, rumors claim that Robert Pattinson is headed for rehab thanks to too much partying. He spends most of his free time drinking with friends. Most recently he has spent time at La Conversation, Chateau Marmont and Teddy’s. Rob’s drink of choice is an ice cold Heineken. All of his nights spent drinking are reportedly adding up and are said to be causing issues for “New Moon.”

Life and Style Reports:

“But after a long night at Teddy’s in Hollywood recently, he was especially disheveled for a business meeting about his latest film project, Parts Per Billion. “At least one person at the meeting noted that Rob looked a little worse for wear,” reveals an insider close to the actor’s camp.”

Other issues for the vampire saga include Pattinson’s costar, Kristen Stewart, smoking pot. Stewart was photographed lighting up a bowl on her front porch. [Click Here for Kristen Stewart Smoking Pot Photos]

He is a 22 year old with gobs of cash. Do you honestly think he is going to sit at home and knit? He is no where near the doors of rehab and who hasn’t gone to work after a rough night of drinking games and Twister with your entourage? Besides drinking some beer at a bar is way better than snorting blow off of Lindsay Lohan’s belly button.

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