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Last night while I was playing Find a Way to Make Chanel Slingbacks Tax Deductible, Heather Locklear was indulging in a liquid appetizer and feasting on some prescription drugs. Apparently she mixed a bad combo and went down. Her sister called 911 and the team who showed up to her house determined that she needed to be taken to the hospital.
Demi Lovato has aired out most of her vices in rehab. The fallen Disney star went through treatment for several personal issues including cutting, bipolar struggles and eating disorders. After her treatment a fellow rehabber claimed that Demi was very open about her troubles. Those rehab confessions included her relationship with Joe Jonas, who allegedly treated her like a sex object and packs a little punch, and smoking weed with Miley Cyrus. (Click HERE for more on that…)
Early yesterday (August 23) Lovato went on a brief Twitter tirade about friends encouraging her to do drugs. She then threatened to write a tell-all book that would detail the secret life of “Hollywood brats” and “shady hanger-oners.” Demi then Un-Followed Miley Cyrus. After sharing her thoughts and cutting out Miley, the account was then temporarily suspended and the Tweets deleted.
According to Amy Winehouse’s family, she was NOT on any illegal drugs when she died on July 23rd. This contradicts what most assumed claimed the singer’s life. She publicly battled drug abuse problems and had a penchant for alcohol.
So 90% of Hollywood is running around with coke up their nose, as they shoot heroin into their eyeballs and smell like pot. (Click HERE to see where Paris Hilton hides her cocaine stash.) So it’s no surprise when T.I. and his new wife, Tameka Cottle, were arrested for possession of controlled substances. Cops pulled over the couple on Sunset Boulevard just after 10 PM last night. They smelled pot and started searching for drugs and found more than they bargained for.
“When searching the vehicle cops found a controlled substance. Law enforcement sources tell us the controlled substance was not cocaine, but rather the class of controlled substance that triggered the arrest includes methamphetamines and ecstasy. Law enforcement sources say both T.I. and Tameka were booked on felony possession of a controlled substance.”
They were released around 4:00 AM this morning after posting a $10,000 bail.
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Lindsay Lohan could be released back into the wild and free to roam by the end of this week. Lock up your emergency coke stash because I have a feeling she is going to go blow crazy and blanket herself in enough of the bad shiz to make the last scene in “Scarface” look like an episode of the Care Bears.
The UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital has not written their final report, but the suspicions of bipolar disorder have turned out to be unfounded according to “insiders” who blabbed to TMZ. Her Adderall issues are also said to be “not as severe” as they thought. So Lohan could be in outpatient care before you can say WTF?!
So… doctors are giving each other the side eye and shrugging their shoulders in bewilderment as to what exactly is wrong with Lindsay, patting her on the head and sending her on her way clutching a script for Adderall. Cue the violins as she sits down with the tricks from The View and creates a tale about prison reforming her and seeing the light of sweet baby Jesus.
Oh well, maybe her return will stimulate coke sales and thusly the economy. Hooray gas prices below $5 a gallon!
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Whatever Lady Gaga is on…I want some. Our Lady Gaga can never be tame and talk about sitting around on bean bag eating Dortios and watching ‘Friends’ reruns. Her shock value fuels her, but how long with the avant-garde factor appeal? Who know, but she dishes to Vanity Fair about her secrets of success including a energy harboring vagina. (That is some weird She-Ra on steroids shiz.)
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina. I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.” Regarding men, she says, “I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”
Gaga also discussed her trouble with drugs include how she managed to get clean.
“I was completely mental and had just been through so much. I do not want my fans to ever emulate that or be that way. I don’t want my fans to think they have to be that way to be great. It’s in the past. It was a low point, and it led to disaster. All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’ I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”
On that incident at the Yankees game in which she wore little more than a bra and fishnets whiling flipping everyone off…
“I guess I was my true New York 24-year-old Italian girl who grew up here and how dare you set me up? I want to go to things like ball games, but when I go to the ball game, they’re going to write the story that will sell papers. Look, I’m not an idiot—I recognize that I’m a public figure and I’m going to be recognized if I’m wearing a bikini or a potato sack. The trade-off is I get to see the Yankees, and what the Yankees mean to me in my soul as a young person from New York is more important to me than my reputation in terms of the tabloids. My real fans know who I truly am, and they know what I represent and what I mean, and my music and my performance is what really speaks.”
What all that has to do with flipping fans off…I dunno.
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A disgruntled former employee from the set of ‘House’ is claiming that after refusing to take part in drunken debauchery on set, he was fired. The former assistant prop master, Carl Jones, filed papers in L.A. County Superior Court citing the cast and crew of the doctor drama engaged in drugs, alcohol, strippers and sexual conduct in a trailer.
“(The) degenerate conduct (included) visits to strip bars, participation in getting drunk, stoned or intoxicated on cocaine, to participate in sexual conduct at the trailer, and other dangerous conduct.” Jones also claims he saw his supervisors get drunk on tequila and engage in “throwing a knife at a target on set.”
Jones goes on to claim that the supervisors on set were the worst when it came to the misconduct.
“Jones claims the supervisors would often refer to him — and other employees — as “fags, p**sies, bitches, slaves, dummies, retards and idiots.” Jones also claims one of his supervisors brought a gun to the set “several times” … but it gets even crazier. In the docs, Jones claims he watched his supervisors get drunk on tequila and engage in “throwing a knife at a target on set.”
He wants nearly $1,000,000 in damages.
Uncle Jesse is a straight up perv with a love of coke and strippers according to Florida woman.
24 year old Allison Coss is in court and airing out dirty laundry that claims John Stamos attempted to get her drunk and have sex with her. It’s a lovely story that has all your favorite lines of extortion, drugs and old dudes trying to nail younger women.
Via Yahoo:
“Henderson and Assistant U.S. Attorney Maarten Vermaat agreed in their opening statements that Coss and Stamos met in Orlando, Fla., in 2004 — shortly after Stamos had separated from his wife, actress and supermodel Rebecca Romijn. The couple divorced the next year.
Henderson said Stamos, now 46, noticed Coss and another girl at a club, asked friends to bring them over and later invited the star-struck teens to his hotel room. Stamos ordered a drink for Coss even after she told him she was 17, Henderson said.
Two women who worked as strippers eventually showed up in the room with a bag of cocaine, she said, and Coss and her friend took a picture of Stamos bending over a table where the drugs had been laid out.”
Queue Lindsay Lohan entering the court and screaming “he was just taking a picture with a fan!” That didn’t really happen, but you know when the subject of cocaine photos come up her ears perk up and she is aware of a disturbance in the force. Regardless, the story continues with claims that John tried to diddle her but she was all… ‘Ew, old balls. No thanks.’
“Henderson said Stamos and Coss later kissed on a bed and got into a hot tub together after Stamos undressed and Coss stripped to her underwear. She said Stamos offered to perform oral sex on Coss, but she declined. Stamos eventually became frustrated, broke a bedpost with his hand and left the room before apologizing and inviting Coss to spend the night, which she did, Henderson said. For the next few years, they maintained a “flirty kind of relationship” by e-mail, Henderson said.”
Because email is the route of all evil, a few more emails from some unknown ho who called herself “Jessica T.” She claimed he was the father of her unborn child. Later a fellow who called himself “Brian L” hit Uncle Jesse’s inbox demanding $680,000 for photos of him posing next to the cocaine or they were going to be sold to a magazine.
Stamos called the FBI and a sting went down. In the end, Allison Coss and her sidekick, Scott Sippola, were both arrested. No photos of Stamos snorting the bad shiz were found in their homes.
What did we learn today kittens?
This should be a poster that is used in high schools to scare kids straight. Screw those eggs being fried in a pan and only giving children the urge to hit IHOP post smoke. Put up posters of Mischa Barton and tell the story of the time she tried to snort wasabi peas after mistaking them for the bad stuff.
I miss the days Marissa Cooper. I miss the days when she had someone to tell her that her hair color is hideous and that lipstick makes her look whorey. Where the hell is Mel Gibson when you need him?
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