Deadliest Catch: Phil Harris’ Stroke, Jake Anderson’s Father Missing Details

DEADLIEST CATCH – BLOWN OFF COURSE

When we last left the Deadliest Catch fisherman, Jake Harris found by his ill father stealing his pain meds and admitted that he was an addict, Jake Anderson’s father was missing and all that was found was his truck.

The show opens with a recap of the admission of Jake’s addiction to pain killers. Moving forward, Jake and Phil have it out. The sick captain lays it down easily by telling him to go to treatment. It’s plain. it’s simple and there were no tears flying. If only it were that plain and simple in real life. The dry confrontation is the opposite of what you’d expect from the Cornelia Marie skipper. Phil even tells Jake that he will be going to meetings with him. The two exchange hugs and Harris admits that rehab might be Jake’s only chance. Cutting the trip short, the boat turns back to Dutch Harbor.

Meanwhile Jon on the Time Bandit is warring with taking a break. He announces he is done with this season and taking a 20 day break. This brings up who will take over the boat when they retire. Jon’s son, Scotty, is the natural heir. He has been fighting for two years “not to fall into the fate” of most fisherman. Currently his wife left him and he is fighting in court for his son. Scotty doesn’t appear to be the answer as beyond his personal resistance…he lacks not only the love, but the experience.

This hits me as next season could be very different. Phil and the Hillstrand brothers may retire and Edgar is walking on a line of love and hate for crab fishing.

On the Northwestern Jake Anderson is still not sharing his father’s situation, but Sig is aware of the news that has spread through Seattle that his father’s truck was found empty on a logging road in the middle of nowhere. The captain is extremely hesitant to tell him this as it doesn’t bode well. Instead he talks to Anderson’s uncle who got him a job on the boat.

The decision is made. Jake is called to the wheel house where he calls his mother. She manages to get the words out that “we found his truck” before they are cut off. He immediately calls back and she manages to let him know that his father is missing and they are searching she tells him not to give up hope. Again, they are cut off. This time he can’t get a phone call out.

Phil…it’s unbelievably sad to watch him slowly self destruct. His foot is practically vibrating is stress. A cigarette is clutched in his hand. His eyes slowly blink away tears.

Click HERE to see Photos of Phil Harris’ Memorial in New Orleans

The Hillstrand brothers dump their catch and Jon heads toward sunny skies and sand under his feet. They continue warring with who will take over the boat. Andy returns to the boat and announces that Mike Fourtner is their pick to takeover. This is the first time he is speechless and actually doesn’t look to enthusiastic.

Back to the Cornelia Marie. The boat has made it back to Dutch and Phil is looking through baby pictures as the boat is offloaded. Josh and Jake join him in the wheel house and they all go through the family photos together. After a trip down memory lane, they return to the deck. Phil goes to his room and shuts the door. To verify the crab count the skipper needs to sign off. One of the crewman calls his room and he doesn’t answer. He goes to investigate and all we hear is crewman Steve say: “Oh my God.”

He immediately calls for Jake and Josh. Josh calls 911 and an ambulance shows up as crewman are running everywhere. Steve found him face down in his room and unresponsive. They show everything. Josh immediately takes control. Paramedics are testing him and his entire left side of his body won’t move. Phil Harris has had a stroke that will eventually take his life.

Phil is able to answer simple questions, which is promising, but we know his fate. Jake is in the kitchen breaking down. Josh helps the paramedics get him out of the depths of the boat. His crewmen and son carry him out to the deck where he is lifted out. A crow is shown sitting on the boat while Josh gets in the ambulance with his father and Jake watches helplessly. Josh comforts Phill by reminding him that he isn’t alone.

AFTER THE CATCH

Back at the Blue Nile, Phil’s it still sits empty with a photo of a smiling Phil in watching over the table. Tonight the boat under the microscope is the Northwestern. Edgar joins the captain’s table. The brother rivalry is examined.

Out of curiosity, I checked Sig and Edgar’s ages. Despite my ballpark guess of 48 and 42 … Sig is 44 and Edgar is 33. The family factor stews in Edgar and his kids and wife pull at his heartstrings.

Jake Harris and Jake Anderson are brought in and the Jake swap details are brought out. We see a clip of the 2009 episode of After the Catch where the original Jake swap idea came into play. Phil and Sig hatched the plan. Both boys look pretty good despite going through an extremely difficult year.

Jake Anderson reveals that he is currently getting his license and going to school to make fishing his life. He is beaming with pride. Finally, a moment of happiness for Jake. A clip of Jake getting to run the Northwestern, pick up a pot and getting into the bowels of the ship and transferring fuel in the engine room. He also addressed his missing father issue. He explains that he didn’t say anything about the situation to the crew to keep everyone’s focus on the job and safety. Sig also mentions that he feels fatherly toward Jake as his father is still missing.

Keith Anderson, Jake’s missing father, is a 63 year old retired high school counselor. He disappeared on January 6th. Jake’s uncle, Chris, saw him that morning and shared a pot of coffee. It was a typical day as he ran errands and moved a washer and dryer for his daughter. He then reportedly went to “meet and acquaintance.” Chris and Jake stated that the “acquaintance” was supplying Keith with Oxycontin.

“Normally, he would go out and get the pills and be back about three or four hours later, but, that day, he never came back,” Chris said. “One of his acquaintances later said he last saw him in Sultan, which is about 120 miles from where he lives, and that was the last time anyone claims to have seen him.”

It became much worse. Jake’s mother found his father’s phone lying in a mud puddle by their house after he went missing. No activity has taken place on his bank account or credit cards. The last person to have probably seen Keith was his “acquaintance” who claimed he gave him the pain killers and dropped him off at a grocery store parking lot and never saw him again.

On January 22 his white 1999 Ford truck was found abandoned 11 miles up a remote logging road stuck between two logs. The truck was locked and they keys were inside and small traces of blood were found on them, but it wasn’t enough to determine whose blood it was. The official search for Keith ended on January 28th.

While it doesn’t look good…Jake isn’t giving up. He is still searching and holding hope while he has nabbed his First Mate’s license.

Lindsay Lohan Cocaine Lines PHOTOS

Lindsay Lohan cocaine pictures are going to be her Christmas cards this year with the caption “Let It Snow Biatches!” While Lohan was claiming she was sending out S.O.S. emails trying to get a flight back to the US to make her court date, she was really taking pics with nose candy.

Lohan was caught partying some random French hoodrats while her lawyer tried to convince a judge that she wasn’t a walking Dyson vacuum (gobbling up lines with superior amount of suction) and was as sober as Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a Dublin airport. Because our justice system totally works, Lindsay has already posted bail and won’t be arrested. Instead she can continue looking for her passport and career in that woman’s hindquarters.

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Lindsay Lohan Arrest Warrant Issued

Lindsay Lohan has been partying at Cannes for the film festival and her passport was “stolen” and therefor she couldn’t make her court date after her judge specifically warned to her show up or go to jail. Lohan sent a massive email to her friends begging for a ride from Cannes back to the states to be home in time for not-rehab-but-the-other-thing-oh-yeah-court. Obviously no one showed up because they don’t want that Lohan smell all over their private jet.

Her attorney showed up and begged the lamest excuse ever to the judge. However, she wasn’t buying it and issued a bench warrant. Contrary to what Lohan and her lawyer are saying, French police have stated that she did NOT report her passport stolen. Photogs also caught Linds partying on a yacht the night before she was due back in Beverly Hills.

TMZ reports that Judge Revel has issued a bench warrant and set bail at $100,000. She might not have to face jail time if Lindsay can post bail, not drink, wear a SCRAM bracelet and to random drug testing at least once a week. Ho better start thinking of ways to sneak a shank into her cell because these requirements are never going to be met. She is more like to grow a third arm which functions specifically to hold her drank! Police are planning on arresting her as soon as her plan lands back on US soil.

The judge isn’t happy with Lohan to start with as she has only completed 10 of the 13 required classes. She also cited that there is probably cause that Lindsay violated her probation. So she could be jailed for 180 days.

Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

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Mischa Barton – Fashion Disaster

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What the hell Marissa Cooper! At first I thought this was some random plebeian from People of Wal-Mart. Nope. It’s Mischa Barton which begs the question- What in the hell happened to this poor child? This is what we should be showing children to make them fear recreational drugs. Nose candy will rot your brain and make you think yellow high-waisted skinny jeans are socially acceptable. The fact that they are two sizes too small gives me a case of the sads.

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Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is Like a Vacation

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Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)

After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)

Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.

Via SF Gate:

“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.

“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”

I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”

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Lindsay Lohan Throws Cigarettes at London Waitresses

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Wherever Lindsay Lohan goes, its a safe bet to say that drama seems to follow. Lindsay, who is in London following her BRITs afterparty event, danced the night away at a nightclub and it sounds as if she might have been having a little too much fun, dancing on the sofas and hurling cigarettes at the waitresses.

Per Mirror.co.uk:

“She was so caught up in it all she forgot to go to the gifting suite to collect her hundreds of pounds worth of goodies.”

Apparently, that one night of partying wasn’t enough for Lindsay who went out again the night after, staying out until 4:30am before she got back to her hotel when she noticed she was locked out. Lindsay, never one to let the opportunity for drama to pass her by, and her friends were seen banging loudly on the door to hotel until security finally let them in.

And Linds was back on form again on Wednesday night where she held court with pals at trendy Mahiki club. We’re told: “She treated her pals to a table full of champers and £100 a pop treasure chests. The guys and gals alike were queuing up to meet her.” But she partied so late that she got locked out of her hotel at 4.30am, and had to bang on the door for the concierge.

I guess money really can’t buy class. In Lohan’s case it’s more like hand-jobs can’t buy class.

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Mischa Barton Caught Smoking Pot !?? – Photos

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I know you rolling your eyes and mumbling “Mischa Barton smoking pot is as shocking as Lindsay Lohan diving head first into a pile coke and making blow angels.” However it’s hump day and I could not torture myself with reading one more headline involving Jon Gosselin’s tiny penis.

So we shall just enjoy watching Mischa Barton nibbling on the world’s tiniest joint. Of course we can’t prove she is sucking down marijuana. It could be tobacco, medicinal herbs (same thing) or the rest of her career.

I am sure she and Kristen Stewart would become besties while enjoying their penchant for outdoor puffing. Click HERE to see photos of Kristen Stewart Smoking Pot.

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Michael Buble Loves Sex, Cake and Pot

I am pretty sure everyone does. Although it sounds more like my Sunday night, it is actually a list of Michael Buble’s favorite pastimes.

His ex-secret lovah, Tiffany Bromley, went squealing to anyone willing to listen about Mikey’s Tiger Woods-esque habits.

Via News.co.au

“Michael saw himself as a real ladies’ man who could schmooze any women into bed, and had done on tours. He told me I was too uptight and needed to loosen up. He bragged about how it gave the ultimate pleasure to women. I just ignored him. But he was good in bed.

It was part of Michael’s routine to smoke late at night. Then he always got hungry. He’d raid the hotel mini-bar and eat three or four Snickers bars in one go – plus pistachios, peanuts, sweets and liquorice. He had an enormous appetite. He was quite immature too and threw schoolboy tantrums at people if he didn’t get his own way. We had several rows where he’d blow up over nothing then he crawl back like a weak, whimpering child, saying something like, ‘Sorry, I’m an asshole.’ “

He has danglers and will act like a sex crazed teenager for the rest of his life. Did anyone honestly think he sat at home knitting? It hardly surprises me that his idea of heaven is a part farm in Vegas where it rains Little Debbie snacks.

Demi Lovato Drug Trouble !?!

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A blind item ran on BuzzFoto that claimed a spy overheard friends of a Disney star talking about their famous friend’s drug abuse.

“Friends of this Disney star gossiped that although she is young and cute with a clean image, she’s well on her way to trouble. The star they were gabbing about is underage, but is very talented in taking all types of drugs, even through ways we’ve never heard of!

The friends seemed concerned about the drug use, but laughed off the fact that she is sleeping with two different older men, one that is involved with her career. Right now this star seems to be enjoying her life in the fast lane, but we wonder how long it will be until the lifestyle catches up to her! [It’s] not Miley Cyrus.”

Immediately the finger pointing started in Demi Lovato’s direction. The “Camp Rock” starlet appears to be on a rocky road already. Marks on her wrists and forearms surfacing repeated have raised the question of cutting. (Click HERE to see photos of Demi Lovato’s alleged cutting marks.)

It could be any of the tweens queens, but Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are garnering the most assumptions on this blind item. I am saying it’s Noah Cyrus. She is like 10 and already looks like a rough trick named Delicious.

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