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Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk in public. This raised my eyebrow as Lindsay Lohan, Boozetina Drunkuilera and I are constantly rocking a blood alcohol level of VODKA < BLOOD SUPPLY. However, you will realize just what kinda party animal Randy is when you hear the rest of the story.
The country crooner was arrested in Texas around 1 AM Monday morning because he was parked outside a Baptist church with a bottle of wine and smelling like Charlie Sheen on…well…a Monday morning.
John Rich was kicked off his flight for being a drunk who can’t handle his Schlitz.
The ‘Big and Rich’ member was arguing with fellow passengers before he even stepped foot on the plane. After boarding, he continued his whiskey tango in the main cabin. Crew came to the conclusion that Rich was unfit to travel on the Southwest flight and refused to let him continue on the 10:50 AM departure. The airline issued a statement…
Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.
Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”
Tara Reid was stumbling out of an airport drunk when TMZ took advantage on her war on sobriety. A pap began asking about her marriage to Zack Kehayov and Tara, swaying with “exhaustion,” admitted that she and Zack were never really married.
Whew. Girl is looking ROUGH. Even for Tara Reid this makes you want to Purell your eyeballs.
A Parisian court has slapped John Galliano with a HATER sticker and fined the former Dior designer.
Several different reports on his sentencing give different fines ranging from 6,000-17,500 euros. GQ reports he will have to pay 1,000 euros per victim along with 4,000 in other fines. He will only have to pay the other charges if he continues any further onslaughts of being a drunken belligerent mess on an anti-Semitic rant.
After John Galliano got Lindsay Lohan drunk and became a belligerent mess on an anti-Semite tirade circa Mel Gibson, he was fired from Dior. (Here is where I point out the Kate Moss used her nose as a cocaine Dirt Devil and eventually got to keep her job.) A replacement for the flat ironed Hitler fan is still in the works, but Marc Jacobs is said to be winning that race.
The plot to Nicolas Cage’s drunkery has thickened. Remember when Nic got Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon drunk and couldn’t remember where he lived then argued with his wife about before daring cops to arrest him? Click HERE for a recap and to see what celebrity pal bailed him out…
More details have followed on that incident. According to a New Orleans cop who squealed to TMZ, Cage is now being investigated for child abuse. His wife told police that they had been arguing about his “intoxicated state” on their way to pick up their son from a friend’s house. Alice added that she was driving and the fight continued as they drove home. Upon arriving home, she further claims that he “fell while holding their son. The fall caused the 5 year old to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee.”
Adam Lambert showed up uninvited to Lady Gaga’s surprise birthday party at the Mexican joint La Cita Bar. He was soon asked to leave thanks to his drunken behavior.
The ‘American Idol’ runner up came with the Scissor Sisters who were invited to the bash. He showed up to the bar already drunk and belligerent. Perez told the Morning Dish radio show that he was “beyond drunk, super sloppy embarrassingly drunk.” (It’s at the 5:10 minute marker.)
Soon after he arrived he started beating on the walls and eventually punched a hole in the bar’s low ceiling. Lambert confirmed the incident with a Tweet about his fist hurting. Semiprecious Weapons also called him out during their performance and yelled to the crowd, ‘from American Idol to jail!’
“Was trying for celebratory gesture 4 gaga’s B- piñata style…instead my fist is all bruised and la cita has a hole in the ceiling. #sloppy.”
What the Hello Kitty kind of celebratory gesture involves throwing fists? Did he think he was with the monkeys on Jersey Shore? But the ‘Born this Way’ songstress hit her limit when Adam started to shove things in her mouth. He also reportedly tried to sing for Gaga and that didn’t end well.
Via Us:
“Adam acted like an animal. He kept jumping up on the tables and chairs and screaming. When they brought the cake out he tried to smear it in Gaga’s face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth!”
After that, she had her security team throw Lambert out of the party and told him to go home.
Isn’t it is really sad when someone who wears her see-through latex dresses/nipple tape to public events tells you to class it up?
After wearing an ill fitting dress that made her look pregnant or the victim of burrito bloat, Christina Aguilera fell on stage at the Grammy Awards. I don’t think she is pregnant. I think ho is drunk.
She screwed the pooch at the Super Bowl and mess up the lyrics to the National Anthem and received a ton of flack for it. Last night she delivered a redeeming performance only to fall at the end of it as she attempted to sashay away from her LOOKATMEANDONLYME mic stand. Martina McBride and Jennifer Hudson gave her a half-hearted hand as Florence (of Florence and the Machine) felt sorry for her diva avalanche and made an effort to help her.
Mariah Carey really needs to step it up and show her how a true diva falls. Watch and learn Xtina….notice how Mimi floats to the stage like a cascade of butterflies? That is how it’s done.
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Wouldn’t we all like to get the Silver Fox drunk with hopes it would end with nudity? Lady Gaga had that opportunity.
Anderson Cooper interviewed the “Bad Romance” songstress for “60 Minutes.” They had been spending a few weekends together to create the segment for the show that will air before the Grammy Awards. During their time in London, Cooper and Gaga had some whiskey and found himself to be to inebriated to continue in a professional manner.
Via NY Daily:
“I was really interested to meet Lady Gaga. She’s obviously a fascinating person,” he told The Insider. “We actually ended up [one] day in a pub in London drinking Jameson, which I don’t really drink. So, she got me to drink like two of them, and by the end I was ready to have the interview be over because I really sort of couldn’t ask any more questions.”
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Adele returned to the grief stricken Grammy Awards. While Jennifer Hudson sang a simple, yet powerful tribute to the late Whitney Houston, the awards carried on. The ‘Someone Like You’ singer returned to the stage after enduring several problems with her throat. She appears to be back on her game and even performed ‘Rolling in [...]
Last night the Grammy Awards went on as planned, but included a few moments dedicated to Whitney Houston. The singer was found dead in her hotel room on Saturday morning. 21221222396 Several moments were dedicated to the ‘Bodyguard’ star and powerhouse vocalist. LL Cool J opened the show with a prayer for Whitney and kept [...]
There were several stories circulating after the news of Whitney Houston’s death broke. The most repeated rumor was that Whitney was found in the bathtub by a hotel staff member. She called 911, but it was too late. It looks like that story might have some validity. TMZ has discovered that water was found in [...]
Whitney Houston has passed away. If you need to catch up on the latest details, CLICK HERE. Houston’s last performance took place at Kelly Price and Friends Unplugged: For the Love of R&B pre-Grammy Party. On Thursday, February 9th, 2012 Whitney took the stage and sang ‘Yes, Jesus Loves Me.’
