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Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.
Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.
AMANDA PLEASE! Ok, so only a handful of you will probably get that, but Amanda Bynes once owned Nickelodeon shows. Now she is a “retired” 20-something who loves to play drunken ho tricks on cops.
After TMZ caught her drinking and driving on St. Patrick’s Day and driving off while a cop was writing her a ticket, she is now behind bars. Bynes was arrested in West Hollywood around 3 AM Friday morning. She was trying to pass a police car, while drunk, and hit it.
In drunken screw ups doing drunken screw up tricks news, Bobby Brown has been arrested. The former husband of Whitney Houston was caught drunk behind the wheel in Reseda around noon yesterday.
Randy Travis was arrested for being drunk in public. This raised my eyebrow as Lindsay Lohan, Boozetina Drunkuilera and I are constantly rocking a blood alcohol level of VODKA < BLOOD SUPPLY. However, you will realize just what kinda party animal Randy is when you hear the rest of the story.
The country crooner was arrested in Texas around 1 AM Monday morning because he was parked outside a Baptist church with a bottle of wine and smelling like Charlie Sheen on…well…a Monday morning.
John Rich was kicked off his flight for being a drunk who can’t handle his Schlitz.
The ‘Big and Rich’ member was arguing with fellow passengers before he even stepped foot on the plane. After boarding, he continued his whiskey tango in the main cabin. Crew came to the conclusion that Rich was unfit to travel on the Southwest flight and refused to let him continue on the 10:50 AM departure. The airline issued a statement…
Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.
Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”
Tara Reid was stumbling out of an airport drunk when TMZ took advantage on her war on sobriety. A pap began asking about her marriage to Zack Kehayov and Tara, swaying with “exhaustion,” admitted that she and Zack were never really married.
Whew. Girl is looking ROUGH. Even for Tara Reid this makes you want to Purell your eyeballs.
A Parisian court has slapped John Galliano with a HATER sticker and fined the former Dior designer.
Several different reports on his sentencing give different fines ranging from 6,000-17,500 euros. GQ reports he will have to pay 1,000 euros per victim along with 4,000 in other fines. He will only have to pay the other charges if he continues any further onslaughts of being a drunken belligerent mess on an anti-Semitic rant.
After John Galliano got Lindsay Lohan drunk and became a belligerent mess on an anti-Semite tirade circa Mel Gibson, he was fired from Dior. (Here is where I point out the Kate Moss used her nose as a cocaine Dirt Devil and eventually got to keep her job.) A replacement for the flat ironed Hitler fan is still in the works, but Marc Jacobs is said to be winning that race.
The plot to Nicolas Cage’s drunkery has thickened. Remember when Nic got Charlie Sheen Tuesday afternoon drunk and couldn’t remember where he lived then argued with his wife about before daring cops to arrest him? Click HERE for a recap and to see what celebrity pal bailed him out…
More details have followed on that incident. According to a New Orleans cop who squealed to TMZ, Cage is now being investigated for child abuse. His wife told police that they had been arguing about his “intoxicated state” on their way to pick up their son from a friend’s house. Alice added that she was driving and the fight continued as they drove home. Upon arriving home, she further claims that he “fell while holding their son. The fall caused the 5 year old to suffer a minor abrasion to his left knee.”
As with all projects, if you attach Sparklepants’ name to it, it will instantly see an upsurge in interest. So is it a surprise that Robert Pattinson is rumored to be in the running for a part in ‘The Huger Games’ sequel? Well, its about as surprising as Britney Spears giving herself a break on [...]
The epitome of cute has a ring on it. Keira Knightley is engaged! The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ star will marry her rocker boyfriend, James Righton. They have been dating for 15 months and started living together earlier this year. James proposed and Keira had no hesitation in accepting. A rep confirmed the news…
Here are your celebrity birthdays for May 25th… Cillian Murphy (36) Ethan Suplee (36) Lauryn Hill (37) Molly Sims (39) Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (42) Jamie Kennedy (42) Octavia Spencer (42) Anne Heche (43) Stacy London (43) Mike Myers (49) Connie Sellecca (57) Eve Ensler (59) Jacki Weaver (65) Frank Oz (68) Leslie Uggams (69) [...]
Heidi Klum created a video for Hunger magazine. In the video she smokes, gets a tattoo and swings around a pole wearing nothing but a bunch of seat belts sewn together. (I am sure it was a Project Runway created garb. I can just picture Tim Gunn… “Everyone gather ‘round! Today you will be creating [...]
