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Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter

May 20, 2010 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Of all the things in this world that make your naughty bits want to run and hide…Courtney Love is Empress of Anti-Sexy and her limp imposing powers never stop. After claiming that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale while he was married to Gwen Stefani (click here for that mythical hook up), she is now weaving a tale of lesbian encounter with Kate Moss.

Via Hot Press:

“It’s a great story for the grandchildren so . . . yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened in Milan in the ‘90s. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it… I feel like such a kiss and tell… Kate’s great, though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought Kate’s house in St. John’s Wood (London).”

That isn’t a story you share with children unless you want to give them night terrors followed by seizures and later to be found rocking themselves in corner gently whispering “make it stop!” And ho would most certainly have to be higher than a Care Bear on a coke binge in order to brave Courtney’s beat down terrain. Or at least drunken that Lindsay Lohan on a Tuesday at 8:30 in the morning.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity NSFW Photos, Kate Moss, WTF?!? Tagged With: Alcohol, Courtney Love, Dating, Drugs, Drunk, high, Hook Up, Kate Moss, Kate Moss and Courtney Love Lesbian Encounter, Lesbian, Love, Sex

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Goes Back to Rehab

May 19, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Rehab just got sexier. I know this man gives some women a case of the creepies because he turns into a Jabberwocky while drunk at airports, but I have that special kind of romantic feeling where I’d do anything to nail Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Meyers has found a foe in airports, much like Lindsay Lohan’s new nemesis is gravity. Most recently he threw out the “N” word after he wasn’t allowed to board a plane because of his level of inebriation. (Click HERE to read more on that debacle) In November of 2007 he was arrested in Dublin for public intoxication. You know you are wreck when the world’s stereotypical booze-hounds are giving you the side eye and calling you a drunken embarrassment. He followed that with another vodka induced rampage in June of 2009 after reportedly pushing an airport lounge employee after indulging in several drinks.

After this latest edition to Hot Mess Drunk: Airport Edition (sponsored by Jose Cuervo, Grey Goose and Hennessy), his rep confirmed that he going back to a London rehab facility. This will be his fourth attempt at sobriety.

Maybe he just gets the shakes when flying and needs to drown his fears by bathing in sweet booze. My solution is that he eliminates planes as a means of travel and get a private jet, a donkey, golf cart or chauffeur who accepts natures credit card. (Ahem…me.)

Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Rehab Tagged With: Arrested, detained, Drinking, Drunk, drunk at airports, Jonathan Rhys Meyers Goes Back to Rehab, London, public intoxication, Rehab

Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES

March 19, 2010 By Cara Harrington 17 Comments

We have all been here before. You are getting your ho stroll on and the martinis are flowing like obscenities from Alec Baldwin’s mouth and then BAM…you are doing the Drunk-N-Stumble into a taxi.

Robert Pattinson was spotted drinking at The Ivy Club after attending the premiere and after party for “Remember Me.” However, Pattinson and his Twilight Saga costar, Kristen Stewart, are rumored to be dating/practically married/lovahs. This is all fine and dandy until you wake up the next morning and find a random blonde in your bed. (My immediate dread is that I will have to pretend to give him my number and then share my Pop Tarts with him before I kick him out.) They were photographed being helped into a cab before speeding off to Pattinson’s hotel around 1 am.

Maybe she was his…nanny and Sparklepants was just super tired and she was going to tuck him in and read him “Good Night Moon.” Meh…I hope he double bagged it either way.

UPDATE – Some readers think that this may be one of his reps/Unicorn Patch tamers/agents. What do you think?

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Filed Under: "Twilight Saga News", Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Hook Ups, Drugs and Alcohol, Kristen Stewart, Movies, Robert Pattinson Tagged With: Alcohol, Bar, blonde, Cheating, Dating, Drinking, Drunk, Hook Up, hotel, Ivy Club, Kristen Stewart, Remember Me After Party, Robert Pattinson Goes to Hotel Drunk with Blonde Woman- PICTURES, stumbling, Taxi, The Ivy Club, Twilight Saga

Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is Like a Vacation

March 3, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Yup. This pretty much says it all. Lindsay Lohan recently blabbed to The Sun about how her dad is a massive douche and led her to drug abuse, but now she insists she is all better and “allowed to drink again” because she went to a Costco version of rehab. (Remembah that? No? Well, Click HERE to read up on her daddy issues.)

After that story spread through the net she was photographed partying 3 consecutive nights and even allegedly getting drunk and throwing cigarettes at waitresses. (Click HERE for Lindsay’s London Drunken Debacle.)

Now she is unleashing even more verbal fireworks for us to giggle about.

Via SF Gate:

“The second two times I went to rehab, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time. And I took responsibility for that. And it was like a vacation.

“I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. That’s what I go through in different characters. And I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise… It was a positive experience. When I was there it was like, there’s a lot of people that I know who should really be here now, not for drugs or alcohol abuse – just to learn about life. The world is nuts.”

I am surprised she did add: “Rehab is like an untapped well of Ambien! It’s like organized networking for blow whores with a bit of yoga mixed in.”

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Quotes, Drugs and Alcohol, Lindsay Lohan, Rehab Tagged With: Ambien, Cocaine, Coke, Drinking, Drugs, Drunk, Lindsay Lohan, photo shoot, Rehab

Paris Hilton See-Through Dress and Thong Pimp Beer – Photos

February 15, 2010 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Ah, yes Paris Hilton. Here is something to help you wash the stank of Valentine’s Day off as you mumble through Monday morning with all the in-love-and-junk couples asking what you did for the “holiday.” Thankfully, we singletons have Paris Hilton and her Go-Go Gadget Hot Mess to make us feel a little bit better about ourselves.

Hilton was in Brazil pimping some beer that she has been hired to promote. She was got hammered drunk and did the Dance of the Seven Venereal Diseases. Because when you see Paris stomping around like some rejected RuPaul’s Drag Contestant while knocking shiz over and will later be found crying in the men’s bathroom because she got “lost,” you say to yourself “I wannabe be a walking crab farm too!”

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Filed Under: Celebrity Fashion, Celebrity Gossip, Paris Hilton, WTF?!? Tagged With: Drunk, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton See-Through Dress and Thong Pimp Beer – Photos, Slut, Valentine’s Day

Tara Reid is Engaged, Not Joking

January 21, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Tara Reid is engaged and there is no punch line to follow that statement. Someone really wants to marry her. Good for her. I just want to pat her on her head and send her on her way with a wine cooler to go play with the rest of the has-beens on the playground.

Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.

“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring,” the actress’s rep tells PEOPLE exclusively. “Tara was so happy, and the other patrons clapped and yelled out, ‘Congratulations.’”

Tara, hold onto him and never let go. Any man that will vow to hold your drank while you score some Taco Bell, hold your hair back while you toss and hold you up when you are too crunk to stand is a Prince among men.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Hook Ups, Celebrity Wedding Tagged With: diamond, Drunk, Engaged, Rehab, Ring, Tara Reid, Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann, Wedding

Mel Gibson Seeks DUI Miracle, Molests Beaver While Doing So

September 29, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Sometime this week, it is reported that Mel Gibson will ask for the DUI tape footage, which cost him his reputation to say the least, to be erased. Back in 2006, a tape was released featuring Gibson screaming anti-Semitic remarks at authorities after he was pulled over for suspension of driving under the influence. After the incident authorities did a horrible job of trying to hide the tape, which still found its way to the mainstream, and that’s when the world heard what Mel Gibson really thinks…to think all that built up anger in the man who co-written “The Passion of the Christ”.

Per TMZ:

“We’ve obtained legal papers (on Yom Kippur, funny enough) revealing that Gibson’s lawyer, Blair Berk, will go to court in exactly one week and ask the judge to remove the DUI from Gibson’s record—because he successfully completed all the terms of his 3-year probation .”

When will celebrities learn… they have all that money and yet they always set themselves up for failure. If they are going to go partying and more than likely drink, why is it so hard to hire someone to drive you around for the night???

MK Rossi

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Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Mel Gibson, WTF?!? Tagged With: Drunk, DUI, Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson will ask for the DUI tape footage, police

Katy Perry Drunk Dials Taylor Swift

September 24, 2009 By Holly Stafford 3 Comments

When did Katy Perry and Taylor Swift become such good friends? Apparently, the singers are good enough friends that Perry even drunk dials Swift! According to Swift, It was around 3 or 4 in the morning last month when Katy intended on leaving Taylor a funny voicemail thinking she was asleep, but Taylor answered the phone instead.

Per Ok:

“I wasn’t going to say anything about that ever!” Taylor tells Just Jared about Katy drunk dialing her in the middle of the night. “I don’t want to tell secrets!”

Katy drunkenly told Taylor her plan to leave her a funny message, so Taylor hung up and let her call back to do her thing. So what all did Katy have to say in her voicemail? Well, Taylor won’t spill the bean on that one, but did say it was a very ‘colorful, creative, and unique’ voicemail. Hmmm… wheres those hackers when you need them?

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Music, Uncategorized Tagged With: Call, Called, Colorful, Creative, Drunk, Drunk Dialing, Friends, Katy Perry, Message, Singers, Taylor Swift, Unique, Voicemail

Lindsay Lohan Mess of the Day

August 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Ah, yes. This delicate and classy rose must have her own reality show. Someone get her NBC on the phone because a beauty and talent like this should not be wasted! It is a crime against mankind to withhold the purity of…ok so this is full of sarcasm and I can’t possibly understand who on Earth would want to watch Lindsay Lohan consider taking a shot of Tilex chased with Red Bull after she has exhausted her supply of Grey Goose.

This little gossip gold mine left Bardot last night after reportedly drinking herself silly. Every episode of her show would be about bar hopping, bed hopping and hopping up on coke. I digress…she and Britney Spears pay my bills so I say huzzah for the walking definition of hot mess.

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