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Rachel Bilson Rescued by Drag Queens

August 12, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

This one was in my mail box this morning and I found it too amusing not to post. Rachel Bilson was rescued from swarming paparazzi by a couple of drag queens after getting tipsy at Bardot.

Via ONTD:

My sister was visiting me last week and wanted to see a celebrity, so we went to Hollywood around 1 AM and found a pack of paparazzi outside of Bardot. Sure enough after about 10 minutes out walks Rachel Bilson. She honestly looked mad, and drunk and did stumble….the paparazzi followed her as she crossed the street, and some drunken drag queens from the nearby gay club Tigerheat tried to fend away the pap, which made a pissed off looking Rachel start laughing, it was cute.

Now this is a story that warms my cold little heart and makes me feel all fluffy inside. We all know I am made of marshmallow crème and $10 jugs of vodka. The one fierce queen in the purple raided by closet and stole my purple halter dress. I used it crash a couple of proms last year. Of course he looked better in it than me. What? I am a cougar. And don’t pretend like you don’t watch the shirtless senior class track team run around all sweaty. At least I am not trying to lure them in with promises of candy and puppies. Which reminds me, I need to check on the cookies in my oven.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip Tagged With: Bardot, Drag Queens, Drunk, paparrazzi, Rachel Bilson

Jaime Pressly Drunk and Peeing In Public – Photo and Video

August 11, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Note to Jaime Pressly: Just because you play white trash on tv, doesn’t mean you should carry that over to real life! Multiple sources are claiming that Pressly got so drunk at the West Hollywood bar called “The Abbey” on Sunday that she ended up squatting down outside the bar and peeing all over the sidewalk. And to make this matter even worse, she did it during daylight! Wait, really? You’ve never seen or heard of a girl squatting to pee outside, when drunk? Never? Oh. Uh, well, me neither. Never. And I would never, myself. Never. Moving along…

There’s video to go along with this claim circulating around where a bunch of people are clearly shocked by what they are seeing. The video does look as if she is peeing all over, but Jaime took to her personal Twitter page to say it was nothing more than a dare for her bachelorette party, and that she was actually pouring water out of a bottle from behind her back to make it look like she was peeing.

Per Twitter:

Way to spin a story!! Breaking news huh? wow!!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

pouring a bottle of water!!! C’mon guys! Do you think i would really pee in the entry way to the Abbey in broad DAYLIGHT!!!
about 16 hours ago from web

Yes….that is me doing dare #8 at my bridal shower..Things are not always what they seem.. Notice my hand in the back..its pouring a bottl
about 16 hours ago from web

Hearing the horrified squealing and gasps in the background of the video, it sure doesn’t sound like just a dare to me. According to fellow gossiper Perez Hilton, multiple sources very close to Jaime have dispelled her claims, even confirming that she is a very heavy drinker and this does not surprise them one bit. Just a dare?

Hey when a girls gotta go, a girls gotta go! But maybe you should keep in mind that bathrooms are a standard requirement in all public establishments. Lets hope this was a dare!

Image Via: Perez Hilton

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Television, Uncategorized, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: bachelorette party, bathroom, dare, daylight, daytime, Drunk, hammered, heavy drinker, Jaime Pressly, Jamie Pressly Drunk and Peeing In Public - Photo and Video, Pee, peed, peeing, Perez Hilton, sloshed, The Abby, trash, Twitter, water, West Hollywood

Amy Winehouse Stole Cocaine from Kate Moss

July 28, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Amy Winehouse and her now ex husband are like dueling banjos of blow whores. Blake Fielder-Civil is squealing his Amy stories in effort to anger the crack hive and rob it of it’s crusty alimony bounty. His latest anecdote involves stealing from the Empress of Coke, Kate Moss.

Via Daily Mail:

“Kate had told Amy to get a $10 note out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy told me she found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone.”

He continued on with his story about the fact that Kate is also a lush and was too drunk to notice the missing coke. It’s a heartwarming tale that should be made into a Christmas story. It’s like the mother ship was calling her home. Of course when you put a buffet of drugs in front of Amy Winehouse she is going to react like a ho on Oprah’s Favorite Things episode.

Filed Under: Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Drugs and Alcohol, Kate Moss Tagged With: Amy Winehouse, blake fielder civil, Cocaine, Drugs, Drunk, high, Kate Moss, Stealing, stealing cocaine

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wants a Spanking

June 24, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

And before you all go getting excited…I have already called dibs.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is back on the sauce according to assumptions. He was allegedly taunting French police before boarding a plane out of the country. He challenge the law enforcement to fight him at the Charles DeGaulle airport before being cuffed and taken in for investigation. Meyers sobriety has constantly been in up in the air since his 2005 rehab rodeo began.

Per The Sun Via UPI:

“He threw wads of euros at the officials and bragged of his wealth, before shouting, “You wanna hit me? Hit me!” He was released from police custody after several hours pending further investigations.”

This time he escaped without charges. His last scene happened while in Dublin nearly 2 years ago. At the time he was brought in on charges of being drunk and disorderly only to be dropped later.

I love a good drunk. They usually are a good laugh or will buy you anything. However, this isn’t the sexy fun kind of drunk. Sometimes you can’t take a ho anywhere. Remind me to bring my Lady Bic to shave that icky little goatee off.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol, Jonathan Rhys Meyers Tagged With: Arrested, Cops, Drinking, Drunk, French airport, Jonathan Rhys Meyers Wants a Spanking, Rehab

Justin Tiberlake Cheats On Jessica Biel (According to Lindsay Lohan)

June 17, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

Jessica Biel’s meal ticket just ran out. That is, if you believe Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter.
That’s right. Apparently, Justin Timberlake had one too many shots of Patron last night at NYC’s Avenue nightclub and, after dancing on his booth, made out with a lucky club goer.

Via Poison Ivy:

“Poison Ivy spotted a very intoxicated JT at Avenue nightclub in New York’s Chelsea district Monday night, kissing, holding hands and canoodling with an unknown brunette in a white hat. Only problem is, JT is still together with Jessica Biel!”

Is it me, or is that brunette Cisco Adler?!?

Timberlake’s secret would have been safe had he chosen a bar with a dress code. It seems Avenue lets anyone in which means Lindsay Lohan was there…with her iPhone…logged on to her Twitter account.

Around 3:00 AM, Lohan tweeted the following:

“…where’s jb [Jessica Biel] cheater?”

She’s really deep. So deep, I need boots.

Images Via: Poison

Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Quotes, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan Tagged With: Avenue, cheat, Dancing, Drunk, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Lindsay Lohan, Make Out, Nightclub, Twitter

Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg

June 3, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Ashlee Simpson went ham sandwich crazy on her hubby’s ex girlfriend. While at the DJ Hero party on Monday night, the infamous lip synch-er lost her shiz and had to be restrained from cutting Michelle.

Some idiot sat Pete Wentz and Ashlee directly across from Michelle Trachtenberg. (Petey and Michelle used to bump super uglies.) Things started out ok as they all chatted civilly and Mrs. Wentz even shared a baby picture of Bronx.

Enter alcohol. Simpson hit the booze and started to get mouthy…and slutty according to source who dished to Perez Hilton.

“The crescendo of the night occurred when an increasingly loud and obnoxious Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance. “She was staring directly at Michelle and starting hurling insults at her,” a source tells us. “She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting!”

Clearly out of control, Asslee screamed at Michelle, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f**king him!”

Michelle, being a classier ho, told Ashlee to sit down.

“I’ve never said bad things about you. I’m happy for you guys.”

This didn’t sit well with the drunken “singer” and she then got in Trachtenberg’s face. At this point Pete wasn’t doing anything about it and Mark Hoppus’ wife had to physically restrain the out of control beast.

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Filed Under: Ashlee Simpson, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip Tagged With: Ashlee Simpson, Ashlee Simpson Attacked Michelle Trachtenberg, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, Bronx, DJ Hero Party, Drunk, Feud, Fight, Girlfriend, Jealous, Pete Wentz, wife, yelling

Kiefer Sutherland Defends Brooke Shields And Breaks A Nose

May 6, 2009 By Crista Webster Leave a Comment

The biggest news to come out of the MET Costume Gala Monday night wasn’t Rhianna’s D&G suit, or Anne Hathaway’s FemmeBot hair-do. Instead of what people were wearing, the buzz is all about Brooke Shields, Jack Bauer, and a broken designer nose. Say what?

According to various reports today, while at an after party at SubMercer, Kiefer Sutherland witnessed Proenza Schouler designer Jack McCollough knock sometimes actress Brooke Shields to the floor. Channeling his inner knight-in-shining-armon, Sutherland approached McCollough and demanded he apologize. That’s why the boo-boo hit the fan…or the head hit the nose.

Via Guest of a Guest:

“The REAL talk of the town belongs to a certain fight that broke out at SubMercer. Apparently that’s where Kiefer Sutherland HEAD BUTTED Jack McCollough so hard that he BROKE the designer’s nose!”

Whereas you and I would be flattered to have someone defend our honor, apparently Brooke doesn’t want to be left off the swag list of Proenza Schouler. Her people are denying that there was any altercation between her and McCollough.

Via TMZ:

“Shields’ reps tell TMZ the man Kiefer headbutted Monday night in no way did anything to Brooke that would have warranted the alleged attack.”

There has been no report as to whether or not Sutherland was acting under the influence of alcohol. The actor is known for his many trips to rehab. I would like to believe that he was merely acting out a scene from next season’s “24” where Jack Bauer headbutts both Fiorentini + Baker and steals me the Eternity Boots in gray suade. I can dream, right?

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Filed Under: Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Designers, Fashion News, Television, WTF?!? Tagged With: 24, After Party, attack, blood, Broken Nose, Brooke Shields, Costume, Drunk, Fight, Gala, Headbutt, Jack Bauer, Jack McCollough, Kiefer Sutherland, Met Costume Gala, New York, nose, Party, Proenza Schouler, SubMercer

David Hasselhoff Suffers Alcohol Poisoning

May 4, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

‘Knight Rider’ actor and ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital Saturday afternoon for alcohol poisoning.

The Hoff was discovered lying on the floor of his home by his 16 year-old daughter Hayley. He was barely conscious. No hamburger was in sight.

Hoff has had a problem hitting the bottle for years. Many of you remember his drunken, shirtless viral video his daughter made a few years. In that video, Hasselhoff tries to eat a burger while smashed and explains the importance of being sober to his child.

Via Radar:

“This time the vodka-guzzling ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge registered a staggering .39. alcohol level. Drunk driving in California is .08.”

Hopefully, Haselhoff gets help for his problem…or learns that benders have an ending point that don’t necessarily require a trip to the ER or crying on your living room floor while eating a burger.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, WTF?!? Tagged With: Alcohol, Alcohol Poisoning, Daughter, David Hasselhoff, Drinking, Drunk, Emergency Room, ER, Ex-Wife, Hayley, Hospital, The Hoff

Avril Lavigne Falling Down Drunk…Again – Photos

April 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Avril Lavigne and her husband, Derek Whibley, may be facing divorce rumors, but that isn’t slowing the “Sk8ter Boy” crooner down.

Lavigne was so drunk, she was unable to walk to her own car on Wednesday night. She and some of her friends hit up My House club and then hightailed it home so Avril could pass out into a vodka coma. She was stumbling around as her two of her friends held her up and prevented her from falling. Some say Avril is drinking herself straight into rehab. Sources are suggesting that her marriage is indeed crumbling and she has been pushing for more and more “girls night out” drinkfests thanks to her crumbling relationship with Derek. Her drinking is starting to get out of control and he is tired of putting up with her immature antics.

Sounds like my typical Wednesday night. Of course I am usually stumbling around my kitchen looking for donuts after watching American Idol instead of trudging home from a club.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol Tagged With: Alcohol, Avril Lavigne, Derek Whibley, Divorce, Drugs, Drunk, My House club, Rehab

Avril Lavigne Headed to Rehab and Divorce Court

March 25, 2009 By Holly Stafford Leave a Comment

Seems as though self proclaimed “Princess” Avril Lavigne could be headed to rehab and potentially divorce court if she keeps on the track she’s been on lately! Lately, the washed-up “Complicated” singer is more interested in getting wasted than acting like a wife to husband Derek Whibley, singer for punk-rock band Sum 41. It has been rumored in the past that they’ve had their share of disagreements, but now its looking like you can add marital trouble to the list. The couple were spotted out this weekend partying in Los Angeles together, but they weren’t necessarily enjoying each others company. While Lavigne downed drink after drink, her husband sat alone glumly on the couch, being completely ignored.

Via Gatecrasher:

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.” claims a spy. ”Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

A wannabe rock chick with a bratty attitude? Shocker! Wonder how much longer this punk-pop union will last before one of them files for divorce?

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