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David Hasselhoff Suffers Alcohol Poisoning

May 4, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

‘Knight Rider’ actor and ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital Saturday afternoon for alcohol poisoning.

The Hoff was discovered lying on the floor of his home by his 16 year-old daughter Hayley. He was barely conscious. No hamburger was in sight.

Hoff has had a problem hitting the bottle for years. Many of you remember his drunken, shirtless viral video his daughter made a few years. In that video, Hasselhoff tries to eat a burger while smashed and explains the importance of being sober to his child.

Via Radar:

“This time the vodka-guzzling ‘America’s Got Talent’ judge registered a staggering .39. alcohol level. Drunk driving in California is .08.”

Hopefully, Haselhoff gets help for his problem…or learns that benders have an ending point that don’t necessarily require a trip to the ER or crying on your living room floor while eating a burger.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, WTF?!? Tagged With: Alcohol, Alcohol Poisoning, Daughter, David Hasselhoff, Drinking, Drunk, Emergency Room, ER, Ex-Wife, Hayley, Hospital, The Hoff

Avril Lavigne Falling Down Drunk…Again – Photos

April 9, 2009 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Avril Lavigne and her husband, Derek Whibley, may be facing divorce rumors, but that isn’t slowing the “Sk8ter Boy” crooner down.

Lavigne was so drunk, she was unable to walk to her own car on Wednesday night. She and some of her friends hit up My House club and then hightailed it home so Avril could pass out into a vodka coma. She was stumbling around as her two of her friends held her up and prevented her from falling. Some say Avril is drinking herself straight into rehab. Sources are suggesting that her marriage is indeed crumbling and she has been pushing for more and more “girls night out” drinkfests thanks to her crumbling relationship with Derek. Her drinking is starting to get out of control and he is tired of putting up with her immature antics.

Sounds like my typical Wednesday night. Of course I am usually stumbling around my kitchen looking for donuts after watching American Idol instead of trudging home from a club.

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol Tagged With: Alcohol, Avril Lavigne, Derek Whibley, Divorce, Drugs, Drunk, My House club, Rehab

Avril Lavigne Headed to Rehab and Divorce Court

March 25, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

Seems as though self proclaimed “Princess” Avril Lavigne could be headed to rehab and potentially divorce court if she keeps on the track she’s been on lately! Lately, the washed-up “Complicated” singer is more interested in getting wasted than acting like a wife to husband Derek Whibley, singer for punk-rock band Sum 41. It has been rumored in the past that they’ve had their share of disagreements, but now its looking like you can add marital trouble to the list. The couple were spotted out this weekend partying in Los Angeles together, but they weren’t necessarily enjoying each others company. While Lavigne downed drink after drink, her husband sat alone glumly on the couch, being completely ignored.

Via Gatecrasher:

“She kept downing vodka drinks, to the point where she was obliterated. She ended up fighting with her husband before ignoring him completely.” claims a spy. ”Avril talked to everyone else. When he was ready to leave, she downed two more shots of vodka before walking out the door. What a child!”

A wannabe rock chick with a bratty attitude? Shocker! Wonder how much longer this punk-pop union will last before one of them files for divorce?

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Filed Under: Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Divorce, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Drugs and Alcohol, Rehab Tagged With: Avril Lavigne, Derek Whibley, disagreements, Divorce, divorce court, Drinking, Drunk, Fighting, ignoring, Los Angeles, marital trouble, obliterated, Rehab, rehand, Sum 41, vodka, wasted

Amy Winehouse Robbed

January 30, 2009 By Crista Webster 1 Comment

International hot mess, Amy Winehouse has been robbed. While Amy continues to relax away in St. Lucia on a two month holiday, her London apartment was robbed and ransacked by thieves yesterday.

According to reports, the burglars made off with over $21,000.00 in stuff. Who knew crack-pipes and cans of Aqua Net were so expensive?

Via Yahoo News:

“According to police, the burglars, believed to be two men, gained entry into the home by kicking in the padlock on Winehouse’s door. Some of the items have already been recovered after being found dumped on the street, and the investigation is ongoing.”

Are the police really sure Amy didn’t leave the door open and the items in the street herself?

Winehouse’s rep revealed that, while Amy is upset about the loss, she is relieved her favorite guitar is with her in St. Lucia. I am sure the guests at the resort where Amy is staying are just as relieved she brought her guitar with her. Amy was more than likely too drunk or playing Scrabble topless to be reached for comment.

I don’t know about you, but I will be keeping my eye on eBay for slightly used ballet slippers, mesh shirts, and teasing combs.

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Filed Under: Amy Winehouse, Celebrity Crime, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Loss, Drugs and Alcohol Tagged With: Amy Winehouse, booze, Drugs, Drunk, Robbed

Anderson Cooper Drunk with Diane Sawyer – Video

January 23, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

YES! I love Anderson Cooper and a drunk Anderson Cooper is even better. He followed in the footsteps of a tipsy and slurring Diane Sawyer. She got trashed while covering the Inauguration. (See that video HERE. It is hilarious and involves hooker boots.)

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Drugs and Alcohol Tagged With: Anderson Cooper, Diane Sawyer, Drunk

Diane Sawyer Drunk on ‘Good Morning America’ – Video

January 22, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

This is fantastic! If Diane Sawyer was hammered everyday I would totally love these morning news show instead of “Golden Girl” reruns.

Sawyer appeared to be drunk on “Good Morning America” while reporting on the inauguration and the Jonas Brother’s popping out of the Obama girls’ closet. (Yes, those lucky Presidential children went on a White House scavenger hunt and found the Jonai at the end of their game. Subsequently, I will be the worst parent ever, as for my children’s birthdays they are lucky I don’t cut my mother-in-law instead of the cake.)

Anyway, Diane pulled a Paula Abdul and slurred her words during interview and asked Robin Roberts if she wanted to see her butterfly tattoo she got on her boobie. Ok….so the butterfly tat part didn’t happen, but she did slur her words and you know a ho like Sawyer has a tramp stamp. She did however talk about her hooker boots and “tiny little citizens.”

ABC is trying to pull the old “she was up all night working” but we all know Meemaw just can’t hold her liquor like she used to.

What Others Said:

Gawker: “Thanks, ABC, for not pulling her off the air despite all this slurred nonsense.”

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Quotes, Drugs and Alcohol, Jonas Brothers, President, Real News, Television, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Diane Sawyer, Diane Sawyer Drunk on ‘Good Morning America’ - Video, Drunk, GMA, Good Morning America

Joaquin Phoenix Rapping – Video

January 19, 2009 By Holly Stafford 1 Comment

No folks, that title isn’t a mistake. After announcing his retirement in October from acting, Joaquin Phoenix has since decided to try his hand at a rap career, stating that he was ready to put his real self out there and not hide behind movie characters. Sounding more like a comedy movie than reality, Phoenix had so-called Rapper Diddy teach him the how-to’s of rap and Ben Affleck’s baby brother Casey Affleck capturing the night for a documentary about his journey into the music world. Or maybe its just Casey’s way of helping his brother in law through some massive issues he seems to have as of late.

For the skeptical people, Phoenix says he’s serious about his new venture into the rap world. His debut show on Friday night at Lavo in Las Vegas was sensational – if you consider sensational to be scraggly looking bearded man shouting incomprehensible words that are assumed to be rap lines then falling off the stage as he was walking off. Strutting his stuff around the club’s stage, he rapped to the sounds of a drum beat and hopped up and down, pumping his fist in the air during certain lyrics.

Via The Dish Rag:

“This is me saying this is who I am. This is my story. After all the years of reading scripts and reading lines, this is my chance to do something straight from the heart and put it out there. When I was young I liked punk rock music but then I discovered rap. I love the storytelling aspect of hip-hop.”

You tell em, bro! With the crowd cheering him on, Phoenix told the crowd that they ‘held a very special place in his heart’ towards the end of the performance. He said he was ready for the mixed reactions that would come from his performance.

Via People:

“Are there people out there who think I’m a joke? I’m sure there will be. Are there people who think it’s going to suck? Probably, but I can’t worry about that.”

After his unusual three song performance as he was leaving the stage Phoenix fell, falling flat on his rear into the crowd. Later, a relaxed Phoneix spent the rest of the night hugging friends and taking pictures with fans before ending his night around 1:30 a.m. Phoenix’s first album is reportedly being produced by Diddy, with a release date yet to be revealed.

… Joaquin rapping? Diddy producing? Oh my. This just has “disaster” written all over it…

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Joaquin Phoenix, Music, Videos Tagged With: Casey Affleck, Diddy, Drugs, Drunk, Joaquin Phoenix, Las Vegas, Rapping

Joaquin Phoenix Starts Rap Career

January 16, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Really? He’s doing this? Ok…

According to NME Joaquin Phoenix is joining forces with new BFF, Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka Diddy, aka P. Diddy, to launch himself into rap. Diddy, Daddy, whatever the hell personality he is today, will produce this adventure. Meanwhile, Casey Affleck will document his experience and turn it into a movie. Joaquin is already scheduled to do a show in Las Vegas.

He recently hung out with Puffy and Casey at an event in Miami looking like the Unibomber. He announced his retirement from acting at a carpeted event to a stunned reporter from Extra. He appeared drunk or high, possibly both. A stunned Casey Affleck also confirmed that he has plans to put out an album.

Worries that he is back on his drug addiction also follow the report of his decision to leave the film world for music. Friends have urged the troubled star to get help and have reached out to him, but find he is unresponsive to their offers.

What is that old cliché? “Match in a gas tank…BOOM BOOM!”

Filed Under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity Health, Celebrity Quotes, Drugs and Alcohol, Joaquin Phoenix, Movies, Music, Videos, WTF?!? Tagged With: Casey Affleck, Dead, Drunk, Joaquin Phoenix, Puff Daddy, Rap Album, Rehab

Drunk Fan Lays Into Brad Pitt

January 13, 2009 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

At one of the Golden Globe after party’s a “fan” of Brad Pitt finally told him to shave his sad little mustache and that his latest film, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” made him look fugly. This is why an after party is worth 3 hours of head patting at the awards.

From This is London:

“Brad was enjoying a cocktail and chatting with friends at party when this woman, who was clearly drunk, approached him. She went on and on about how the aging make-up in The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button made him look ugly as a dog’.”

Obviously the woman didn’t get the plot as the entire story was about him aging backward. So Pitt explained the vital “bad makeup” old age scenes. After he finished his explanation, she moved closer to him and examined his face and said:

“You should definitely shave that goatee because it looks just horrible.”

I swear this wasn’t me. Although I might have done the same thing. I also thought about starting a petition to get that baby pornstache shaved…..then I realized I really don’t care that much.

Filed Under: Awards, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Gossip, Movies Tagged With: Brad Pitt, Drunk, Fan, Golden Globes, Ugly

Kate Hudson Makes Jokes About Anne Hathaway’s Ex

January 6, 2009 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Someone hit reheat on the bitch box. Kate Hudson made a few backhanded jokes about her costar’s ex boyfriend.

Anne Hathaway suffered a very public breakup with Raffaelo Follieri after he was incarcerated for money laundering and posing as Pope Benedict XVI’s representative. He is currently sitting in jail for a term of 4 years.

Letterman asked her about Follieri and she let the barbs fly. (Look for it around the 6 minute mark.)

“When the host brought up the subject of Hathaway’s 2008 split from Follieri, who is currently serving a four-and-a-half year prison sentence, Hudson laughed and replied, “Surprises in life are awesome.” And when Letterman asked if Hudson had met Hathaway before the movie, she joked, “We met the Pope.”

Hudson and Anne Hathaway were rumored to be enemies on and off set. As the story goes… Kate was a huge diva, but Anne wasn’t having any of her mighty-mighty attitude BS and from there the rift grew.

Sounds like someone is a wee bit bitter. Or drunk. Was it just me or did she seem a tiny bit tipsy there at the beginning? She was stuttering, demanding “kiss kiss” and talking about how she wants to bang her son’s ski instructor and Peyton Manning. Bah, I am sure it was a cocktail for nerves or something. But I still think she might have been one or two drinks away from a tickle fight with David.

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