“I believe we all, except for myself, had the swine flu at our house. How do you know it’s the swine flu? I don’t know but we had all the symptoms. We had it before it came out. I’m serious. I’m dead serious. We had it at our house, I believe, and everyone is fine.”

- Lisa Rinna’s oratorical fireworks regarding the outbreak of swine flue.

What Others Said:

Dlisted – “Yes, I do believe Lisa Rinna is the swine flu. Quarantine the bitch!”