Ryan Reynolds Dumped Charlize Theron

Remember when Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron were rumored to be making beautiful people sex? Click HERE for a refresher on that story complete with details on Scarlett Johansson petting his face…

It appears there might have been some kind of truth to a Ryan/Charlize hookup. After just 2 months of dating, Reynolds has reportedly dumped Theron. Who dumps six feet of gorgeous leggy blonde who doesn’t seem to have a case of the crazies? Us says Ryan did and hit the ESCAPE button because Charlize was getting a bit too serious.

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Britney Spears and Jason Trawick Split BS

UPDATE: Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are now engaged! Click HERE for more details…

Here we go again darlings. Britney Spears and Jason Trawick are facing more break-up rumors. Are they true? In the world of Britney it may be a fact today and distant rumor tomorrow.

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Word on the street (and by street I mean some ho claiming to be a Spears insider squealed about Britney’s love life in exchange for a case of Red Bull and half a pack of Pall Malls) states that Britney and Jason have been arguing and it’s ovah.

Via E!:

“They were fighting a lot and have not been getting along,” the source says. “They both just needed to take a break from each other,” the source says. “It wasn’t working out.”

I am guessing they were fighting over who got to snort the last of the Ready Whip and this translates to relationship altering argument. This is the 5,237 break-up rumor for these two so I am not putting her on suicide watch, but if I were Papa Spears I’d keep her at a safe distance from pink wigs, gas stations, umbrellas, dirty photographers with landing strips on their faces, grande extra whip frappachinos, Yorkies, Nice and Easy #4 Dark Brown hair color, Super Cuts….you know…the usual.

Spears was also sporting rings on her left ring finger so gird your loins for rumors that they made up over a Big Mac and large fry, candle lit dinner and are engaged to follow.

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Britney Spears Dumps Cheating Jason Trawick – Photos

Men are whores. I am too, but at least I am not doing my ho stroll while telling Britney I wanna run my fingers through her weave for the rest of my life.

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Jason Trawick was reportedly caught cheating on Britney Spears. The ‘3’ singer was said to be close to another engagement after her disastrous marriage to Lord of the Funyuns left her ham sandwich crazy. She managed to rise back to a new level of success and started dating a man who has a full time job and doesn’t smell like day old Taco Bell. That is all over according to a spy who caught Jason having cuddle time with another woman.

“Ella Davis, who was in the unfortunately named bar at the time, said: “Jason left the bar with two bottles of water – and a stunning girl who looked like Britney did five years ago.He had his arms around her and they looked extremely comfortable in each other’s company.”

At the news of Trawick’s cheating, Spears was said to have called him and ripped him to pieces. She then dyed her hair and refused to take any of his calls. Momma Lynn also came to console Brit-Brit and the two hit a hotel and shopping.

“When she heard he’d been caught canoodling with two girls in The Roger Room, it was the last straw. She was absolutely gutted and feels betrayed.

“She called her mum who flew in from Louisiana to be with her. They checked into the Mondrian and Brit had some black hair dye, saying she needed a change. Only recently Britney told friends she was hunting for an engagement ring – so this has come from nowhere. Everyone is assuming it’s over – for the time being anyway. It is very sad.”

Below are photos of Britney sporting her black hair on Wed. January 7th, 2010. She is sporting her angry face so there is some truth to hair dying and case of the sads.

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Ashlee Simpson-Wentz & Colin Egglesfield Leaving ‘Melrose Place’

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These poor Simpson sisters just can’t catch a break – everytime you turn around, one of them in getting dumped one way or the other! It’s been reported that Ashlee Simpson has been given the boot from “Melrose Place” after filming only 12 episodes. Simpsons’ exit comes after the “Who Killed Sydney?” storyline wraps up in December. The report claims “in addition to Heather Locklear’s Amanda, several new characters will be introduced and the show will take on a lighter, more fun vibe.” Series producers say the exit of Simpsons’ character was always the plan. When asked how did she “take” the news, the producers claim that she always knew it was a possibility.

Per Us:

“Having the chance to play Violet on Melrose Place has been a thrill. Although I always knew her story would come to a final, insanely unpredictable end, playing a creepy, unstable character was something I always wanted to do, so I jumped at the chance. Thanks to the CW and the entire cast and crew of Melrose Place for allowing me this opportunity!” says Simpson.

But if its any conciliation to Ashlee she wasn’t the only one as her co-star Colin Egglesfield was also given the axe. Following the news of a cast shake-up on the show, Egglesfield says he was let go because his character was too dark.

Per E!:

“[Executive producers Todd Slavkin and Darren Swimmer] said it was a network decision, and they said the network thought Auggie was a little too dark with his alcoholism,” Egglesfield told E! “They felt like in the landscape of Melrose they wanted to change the tone of the show.”

Egglesfield also reveales that his character won’t be killed, but is just leaving, keeping the door open for his character to potentially come back if needed. Are the two really being let go for the sake of the show, or has their rumored on-set romance the cause of their firings? Rumor has it that Simpson has been crushing hard on the actor, and in between filming has been flirting with Egglesfield while husband Pete Wentz was on tour. Simpson was dressed only in a robe while filming a scene, and one that scene was over she reportedly kept grabbing Egglesfield hand and hugging him.

Per Star:

“One of the first things Ash said was, ‘The guy who plays Auggie is really hot.’ They hung out together for hours. She giggled nonstop and did the whole hair-flip thing.”

While Ashlee had her fun on set, her husband hasn’t taken the situation too lightly. The cople have been reportedly fighting like crazy and it’s even being said to be affecting her work. Sources on the set say she has even broken down and cried after angry phone calls from Wentz. If I was Ashlee, I’d be flirting too! Have you seen Egglesfield with his shirt off? ‘Nuff said!

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John Mayer Gave Jessica Simpson the Gift of Narcissism

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So everyone has heard that Tony Romo has hit it and quit it with Jessica Simpson. All the “Newlyweds” fans are changing their panties thanks to both Jessica and Nick Lachey being single at the same time. However, Nick has no interest in joining Papa Simpson’s rodeo of creepiness.

Tony broke up with Simpson just before her birthday. While that is a bit on the shittay side, John Mayer trumps that by giving Jess a DVD of one of his concerts for her birthday. According to NY Post, Simpson was sitting in alone watching her Dollar Tree DVD of Mayer instead of having a party.

“Several years ago when he was dating Jessica Simpson, he couldn’t go to her birthday party because he was on tour. So the night of her birthday she had dinner with Ken Paves and a few friends. Everyone thought John would forget her birthday, but then a gift arrived from him — it was a DVD of him in concert. Jessica spent the rest of the night watching the DVD on a loop, ‘being with him.’ It was so sad.”

He might as well drew a stick figure on a sheet of paper and sad: “Here. When you want to cuddle, talk or sing with use this instead.”

Paris Ditches Doug Reinhardt, Hooks Up with Cristiano Ronaldo

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Come on, who didn’t see this one coming a mile away? Serial dater Paris Hilton has called it quits with her flavor of the month, Doug Reinhardt, after the pair reportedly had a huge blow up at a club, leaving Paris running out to leave in tears.

Per People:

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says. “They remain friends and we ask that you please respect their privacy. Paris will not discuss the relationship further.”

This comes as quite a turn of events, as Paris and Doug were talking just 3 days ago about how much they were looking forward to their anniversary. As recently as April, Hilton also declared that she’d wed Reinhardt. Yeah honey, think its time to put that wedding gown back in the closet until the next guy shows up…. But wait! The next guy HAS shown up!! Not even 24 hours after Paris ended things with Doug, she’s already shacking up with a new man – Soccer star Cristian Ronaldo. Paris and sister Nicky Hilton hit up club MyHouse where Ronaldo was out having a good time with some friends, and proceeded to sit themselves down at their table. Didn’t take long for Hilton and Ronaldo to get comfortable around eachother, as its being reported that the duo couldn’t keep their hands off eachother!

Per X17:

“Cristiano and Paris were all over each other swapping spit the entire night! His table needed every waitress in the building to service the large quantities of alcohol, and he spent an excess of 20 thousand dollars on champagne and drinks.”

After the club, Ronaldo left with the Hilton sisters to head back to Nicky’s place and was caught on camera leaving around 5am. Its no secret Paris has had her eye on the soccer stud for quite some time now, attempting to work her Hilton-Charm on him last July. Apparently then, Ronaldo had no interest in the sex-tape star. Wonder how long this will last….Given the pairs dating history, I give it a week.

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Joe Jonas Disses Taylor Swift in New Song

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In the new Jonas Brothers upcoming album “Lines, Vines, and Trying Times,” Joe Jonas is taking a dig at former girlfriend Taylor Swift in their song called “Much Better.” Having first denied that their first single “Paranoid” from the album about a crazy ex-girlfriend was a cheap shot at Joes and Taylors’ relationship, this new song clearly spells out what happened between the couple… Or at least, his version on why the middle brother dumped the country singer for actress Camilla Belle. It even very specifically refers to Taylor’s hit song, “Teardrops on My Guitar.

Per Star:

Lyrics to “Much Better”

I get a rep for breakin’ hearts
Now I’m done with superstars
And all the tears on her guitar
I’m not bitter

But now I see
Everything I’d ever need
Is the girl in front of me
She’s much better

According to the brothers, the album’s songs are all about things they’ve gone through and personal experiences, calling them their “journals in song”… So I guess we should expect songs about breaking curfew, being temporarily dumped for Robert Pattinson, and being told to clean up by mom?

Wow, that seems to be a pretty obvious slam to me! Lets hope Taylor responds with a song herself titled “You are a womanizing dillhole!”

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Lance Armstrong Dumped Sheryl Crow Due to Baby Desires

Lance Armstrong reportedly couldn’t handle Sheryl Crow’s need for marriage and children and subsequently dumped her back in 2005. According to the new book about the Tour de France King, aptly titled “Lance” (no jazz hands despite the fact I feel their should be) he grew tired of the baby argument. (As in he didn’t want her to crap one out, but wasn’t opposed to dating them. Enter Ashley Olsen.)

Per “Lance” Via NY Post:

“She wanted marriage, she wanted children; and not that I didn’t want that, but I didn’t want that at that time because I had just gotten out of a marriage, I’d just had kids [Luke, Grace and Bella],” Armstrong, 37, reveals. “Yet we’re up against her biological clock — that pressure is what cracked it.”

He went on to reveal to the “Lance” author that his baby making skills are a gift.

“Because if somebody wants a child — man, that’s the greatest gift you can give to a woman — so who are you to stand there and say I don’t want one. So we were at different points in our lives. We were not compatible on that issue.”

Crow said screw that noise and it May 2007 she adopted a two week old baby boy she named Wyatt Steven Crow. Even Armstrong is expecting another addition despite his lack of interest in having more children. His current girlfriend, Anna Hansen announced her pregnancy last December and is expected to deliver next month.

It takes balls to say something like that. Errr…I guess it only takes a uni-ball to say something like that. Anyway…the point? Sheryl Crow is hot, Lance Armstong is a fertile but stingy uni-ball and it’s a really slow news day.

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John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston…AGAIN

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are just need to call a spade a spade. Jennifer wants a baby army to overthrow the Jolie-Pitt tribe and Mayer wants some to braid his hair and tell him is pretty on a daily basis. Not going to work.

The couple who manages to stay relevant by doodling each other for press have reportedly called it quits….again.

Heat Magazine Via Entertainmentwise:

“It was after the Golden Globes, he decided to end it then and there,” an insider said

What was he jealous that Jen was eyeing that little statue with a look of lust in her eyes. Or was she crying about wanting another ride on Brad Pitt’s mustache? I don’t get what happened after the Globes that made him wake up and dump her, but that is word. I am just the messenger of this tawdry crap. So enjoy because unless these two limp pieces of broccoli shoot out a baby or are caught light bags of dog crap on fire at Pitt’s house I won’t mention them again.

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