Kristen Stewart Confirms Robert Pattinson is Her ‘F**king Boyfriend’

Thanks to all who stopped by Hollywood Dame to watch the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Monday morning. That’s right. We streamed it live from the red carpet, drank Bloody Marys and ate martini olives. What? They were stuffed with cheese!

If Kristen Stewart is your vice, then the new issue of Elle will delight your fetish for dirty hipster who discovered the power of cursing. Among the nuggets of wisdom she shared with the mag, Stewart confirmed that Robert Pattinson is her “f**king boyfriend,” she doesn’t like horses and that she is wearing The One Ring.

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Jessica Simpson Pregnant and Nude on Elle – PHOTO

I thought we were all over the nude pregnancy photos? Apparently Jessica Simpson missed the memo (or fears the fax machine because it is a Trojan Horse of evil) and is naked and photoshopped beyond recognition on Elle.

Simpson has billion dollar fashion empire so every argument I have is invalid, but I kinda feel bad for this kid. In a Snooki is also having babies kinda way…

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Kristen Stewart: I Don’t Want to Cheapen My Relationship with Robert Pattinson

If you’re looking for Kristen Stewart to start spilling her guts about co-stars Robert Pattinson & Taylor Lautner, don’t hold your breath. According to ‘Elle‘ magazine, Stewart has made it cleat that she will never talk about her personal life, especially when it comes to her rumored relationship with Sparklepants.

Per Elle:

On Team Edward vs. Team Jacob: “I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. People say, ‘Just say who you’re dating. Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.’ It’s like, No they won’t! They’ll ask for specifics.”

The constant media attention could be overwhelming for everyone. However, I do think K-Stew needs to make an effort to smile more and show some appreciation. She’s famous, beautiful, 20 years old, rich and dating Robert Pattinson, as anyone wit half a brain can figure out. If I was in her shoes I’d be smiling so much that I’d light up NYC during one of their blackouts!

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Samantha Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan – Again!

Lindsay Lohan Out Shopping In New York City

In their recent “blink-and-miss-the-brief-reconciliation” relationship, it seems as if Samantha Ronson has again found her brain and ended things with kleptomaniac Lindsay Lohan. A pal of Ronson says that while the couple never officially reconciled romantically, their relationship has now hit the ultimate dead end with no chance of even a friendship remaining after Lohan has reportedly been publicly displaying some disturbing and maniac behavior lately.

Per People:

“Sam let Lindsay back into her life as a friend, but now even a friendship seems impossible,” says the source. “No matter how many times she promises to change, Lindsay loses control and starts acting like a maniac.

The source also claims that Lindsays recent antics are what prompted Sam to cut Lindsay out of her life. In addition to being investigated for a jewel theft from an Elle photo shoot in London (read about that here), Lohan posted a half naked photograph of herself yesterday on her Twitter with the caption “I’m THAT bored!” before twittering a personal shout-out to Ronson saying “I can’t sleep. Samantha Ronson — it’s your fault.” Later, Lindsay accused Samantha of cheating, again by twittering, “Why do people cheat? When love is always standing right in front of their face(s)?? SR?”

The pair are said to have broken things off again Monday night after a brutal argument over none other than Nicole Richie. Apparently Nicole has always been a major sticking point in the relationship between Ronson and Lohan, making no secret of her distaste for Lindsay.

Per E!:

“Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay,” says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend’s birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. “Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay,” says the source.

After having dinner with Nicole at Izakaya on Monday night, Sam allegedly sent Lindsay a breakup text, giving her the old heave-ho and telling her not to talk to her ever again. Doesn’t seem like its really affected Lindsay much however, as she was seen yesterday in good spirits out shopping in NYC. Whats it going to take for Lohan to clean up her act? I dont feel sorry for her – she’s made her bed, now its time to lay in it.

Wonder how long it will take until they are photographed together again. By the time you finish reading this, they’ll probably be back on… again.

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Lindsay Lohan Investigated By Police For Jewel Theft

Lindsay Lohan

There is never a dull – or legal, for that matter – moment in this girls life! Lindsay Lohan was in London recently for a photo shoot with Elle magazine when she allegedly took off with $45,000 worth of jewels that were on loan from a local jeweler.

Per Holy Moly:

“She kept going on about the jewels asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking!” according to the source.

After the photo shoot, the jewelers realized their items were missing and promptly contacted the magazine bosses who insisted they had no knowledge of what happened to the missing loot. Both the editors and jewelers then spent the next two weeks trying to get in touch Lohan, but she left the U.K. last week without so much of a simple returned phone call. Because of her unresponsiveness on this, the matter was handed over to British police late last week and is now being investigated.

This is by far the first time Lohan has played ‘sticky finger’ with others’ property. Louis Vuitton bosses reportedly refuse to deal with her anymore after she repeatedly walked off with goods from past photo shoots. Rumor has it that she has supposedly yanked one too many products from their shoots to the point that they’ve blacklisted her.

Per Holy Moly via NYPost:

“Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot. Lindsay kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W, and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots. They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls.”

Lohan was also caught up in a fur fiasco after allegedly taking home a Russian student’s $11,000 mink coat from a New York club last year. Owner Masha Markova claimed Lohan straight up stole her coat as she was leaving the private party. Lindsay first denied it, but was later caught red handed when a photograph of her wearing the stolen property was published in a magazine. After threatening legal action the coat was quickly returned to her.

As of right now, there is no official confirmation from the police regarding Linday’s involvement as of yet, but you can sure when there is we will be one of the first to gloat about it. Rehab, alcohol & drug abuse, stalking Samantha Ronson around London, and now felony theft… Wow. And at only 22 years of age. Quite the role model, huh?

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Courtney Love Named Elle’s ‘Woman of the Year’

Did I miss the memo stating an early Aprils Fools Day this year? Wild and unbridled musician Courtney Love was just recently named “Woman of the Year” at the 2009 Elle Style awards in London. Yes, the Courtney Love that goes bat-crazy on her blogs spewing a bunch of incoherent rubbish and gives Amy Winehouse a run for her money in the train-wreck department.

Love, who entertained the camera crews with impersonations of Joan Crawford and Bette Davis, wore a Riccardo Tisci for Givenchy black fish-tailed gown worn with a little shrug encrusted with jet and black sequins. The dress caught her eye several weeks ago at the Haute Couture collection presentation for spring in Paris. In her acceptance speech she thanked Elle’s Editor in Chief Lorraine Candy for choosing her to be an Elle cover star, and for helping her to turn her life around this year.

Lets hope she really is turning her life around… at least for daughter Frances Bean’s sake! But then again, there’s no place else to go besides up for this woman!

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