Jake Gyllenhaal Wooing Reese Witherspoon with Dinnerware

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WTF? In Touch is reporting that mah walking hairy beast fantasy is sending Reese Witherspoon emails and dinnerware in effort to woo her back.

According to an insider, Reese cooled the romance when she realized she wasn’t ready to take it to the next level — marriage — but now Jake is trying hard to win her back. Not only did Jake send Reese a $75,000 Christmas present — vintage dinnerware from France for her home in Ojai, Calif. — he’s also sent e-mails and flowers. “He isn’t giving up without a fight,” a friend adds.

Plates and teacups? I know the gay thing is a standard joke surrounding him, but seriously….what happened to sending diamond earrings and roses, or as I like to call flowers – poor man’s jewelry? I adore Jakey, but he if he is going to be sending out fine china as way to seduce me it better be engraved with pictures of his artfully manscaped chest.

Alex Rodriguez Loves His Hookers

It’s no secret that Alex Rodriguez has a sweet spot for hookers. You have to be a strange kind of man-ho to hit Madonna’s ancient asset. Now the ‘secret’ that A-Rod has a penchant for prostitutes has surfaced.

Kristin Davis was one of his special lady friends. (I immediately see that name and think of Charlotte from “Sex and the City,” but we are talking about Eliot Spitzer’s madam here. Not the lady who played the loveable Miss York.) Davis and Alex met at gym and he became one of her regular clients. The relationship grew beyond a ‘professional’ level and he showered her with gifts that included jewelry and flowers. Eventually she began dating him. (Meaning she put out for no charge.)

Via News Day:

“Throughout the years, there were a number of clients that I befriended and it was not uncommon for them to want the women they can’t have whether it be the phone bookers or the madam,” Davis said. “In regard to Alex, all I can say is our paths have definitely crossed personally and professionally.”

The first time they met she was busy so she of course obliged him with one of her girls. He used his real name to book a two hour date. Not completely satisfied, he became a repeat customer. This claim comes from a former employee of Davis’. She also had a slew of emails regarding Alex’s pursuit of the infamous madam.

A-Rod: “Thanks for setting me up with Samantha. She was gorgeous. But she is not you. When can I see you you are gorgeous.”
Davis: “Hi Alex. You don’t want to see me. I’m no fun. lol. Just because your (sic) so sweet, here are some pics of me and I appreciate the compliments. Your (sic) a doll. Thanks, Kristin”
Rodriguez: “You have been playing hard to get for a year now, your (sic) killing me.”
Davis: “It’s not playing I am hard to get. Maybe you should try harder.”
Rodriguez: “Kristin, I definitely will and I love the pics. I put the one on my cell so I can look at you all the time. Alex.”
Davis: “You are too sweet. I’ll let you know when I get someone you like.”

She later went and met with the Yankee’s player. From there he became a regular showering her with the bracelets and flowers. They soon became close and he shared some personal secrets with the mistress. He reportedly told Davis the he was on steroids and he worried about loosing his star player status.

Someone please explain to me why his wife hasn’t divorced him and set up shop as the resident cougar in Key West.

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